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  • Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

    THIS just in: God's favorite Republican has checked back into the hospital again due to chest pains. Lets hope he isn't being punished for defending his pervert daughter.

    Former Vice President Dick Cheney Hospitalized With Chest Pains

    The former vice president is resting comfortably at George Washington hospital.

    Former Vice President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with chest pains, Fox News confirms.

    The 69-year-old Republican, who served as Vice President from 2001 to 2009 in the administration of George W. Bush, was said to be resting comfortably Monday at George Washington Hospital, Washington D.C.

    "His doctors are evaluating the situation," a statement from his office said.

    Cheney has a history of cardiovascular problems. He suffered his first heart attack 32 years ago at the age of 37. Since then, he has suffered four heart attacks.

    As a result of earlier scares related to his heart condition, Cheney has stated numerous times that he goes to the hospital at the first sign of discomfort as a precautionary measure.

    In 2001, doctors gave Cheney an implanted cardioverter defibrillator, a device that controls an irregular heartbeat.

    In 2008, doctors restored a normal rhythm to his heart with an electric shock. It was the second time in less than a year that Cheney had experienced and been treated for an atrial fibrillation, an abnormal rhythm involving the upper chambers of the heart. He had previously had two quadruple bypass surgeries and two artery-cleaning angioplasties.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    He had previously had two quadruple bypass surgeries and two artery-cleaning angioplasties.
    What is his wife feeding him? It's her job to be on top of that.

    I'll certainly pray for him, Pastor. Despite his recent appeasement to the Homo-Satanic crowd, Cheney did make a sizable contribution to Project Habakkuk.
    Matthew 7:15
    Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

      Praying for his full recovery.

      If only he had run for President instead of McCain, he'd be chewing the middlle east towelheads apart now singlehandedly! There wouldn't be one of those terrorists left when he was done! And no terrorist moms to make more terrorists, or terrorist children to grow up and blow up!

      Get well soon Dick! If Sarah doesn't run in 2012, I hope you step up!

      I love Dick! Christ loves Dick!

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      • #4
        Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

        Jesus is probably still occupied with receiving Oral. He's just not ready for Dick yet!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

          I will pray for Mr. Cheney, but he needs to stop snacking on sticks of butter on his way to work.
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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            Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

            America was indeed lucky to have experienced the brilliant leadership of such a fine man.



            And Pottersville was likewise lucky to have experienced the brilliant leadership of such a fine man.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

              As a Christian, I am delighted to see this latest proof of Christ's Infinite Love. I am sure that Cheney's swift recovery will serve to demonstrate the power of prayer and God's mercy and compassion in healing the sick. Unless it gets worse and he dies, in which case I will celebrate God's Almighty Wrath in striking down sinners like this defender of queers. Either way, shout glory! Hallelujah!
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                As a Christian, I am delighted to see this latest proof of Christ's Infinite Love. I am sure that Cheney's swift recovery will serve to demonstrate the power of prayer and God's mercy and compassion in healing the sick. Unless it gets worse and he dies, in which case I will celebrate God's Almighty Wrath in striking down sinners like this defender of queers. Either way, shout glory! Hallelujah!
                Well it turns out you were right, Brother Temperance. Jesus did indeed send a heart attack to punish Dick for defending his revolting queer daughter who is destroying Normal marriage, and then through His mercy decided to spare Dick because He has further need of Dick to help guide the Republican Party to victory in 2012. Shout Glory!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

                  When he's in the hospital they can make good and sure that he didn't catch the gay from his daughter.
                  Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Lets hope he isn't being punished for defending his pervert daughter.
                    I think God is giving him a clear warning here. Let's hope he receives the message and starts beating the gay out of his daughter once he recovers.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray For Former President Cheney (Again)

                      Why do so many of these Godly men not have control over their women? Do they not have the time?
                      Drama queen

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