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  • No Secrets Victoria
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 80

    #1

    TEMPTATIONS

    I would ask that my brother's and sister's in CHRIST pray for me so that I can continue on the path to salvation.

    Let me turn away from the evil of Hollywod. I want to watch T.V shows. Wicked show's, such as The Bachelor, and Free Speech America. Give me the strength to resist.

    Let me not be tempted by the whisperings of witches. Yes, I did lay with a woman when I was a wretched sinner, but those days are over! LUCIFER wants to pull me back. Help me resist the smooth, beautiful, and deliciously soft skin of Eve.

    Please pray for me and GOD BLESS AMERICA!
    King James Bible
    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: TEMPTATIONS

    Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
    I would ask that my brother's and sister's in CHRIST pray for me so that I can continue on the path to salvation.

    Let me turn away from the evil of Hollywod. I want to watch T.V shows. Wicked show's, such as The Bachelor, and Free Speech America. Give me the strength to resist.

    Let me not be tempted by the whisperings of witches. Yes, I did lay with a woman when I was a wretched sinner, but those days are over! LUCIFER wants to pull me back. Help me resist the smooth, beautiful, and deliciously soft skin of Eve.

    Please pray for me and GOD BLESS AMERICA!
    Young lady, I assure you that you are deep in my Prayers at this very moment.

    If you'd like some private, confidential counseling from a virile, young True Christian(tm) Pastor who is rock hard for Jesus, all you have to do is click on my email link at the bottom of my signature. Discretion assured, pics a plus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • No Secrets Victoria
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 80

      #3
      Re: TEMPTATIONS

      Pastor Ezekiel, that you are thinking deeply of me at this very moment is of great comfort and strength to me. I will lay down, with my Bible in hand, and meditate on the many blessings of man.

      I walk with THE LORD


      King James Bible
      Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: TEMPTATIONS

        Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
        Pastor Ezekiel, that you are thinking deeply of me at this very moment is of great comfort and strength to me. I will lay down, with my Bible in hand, and meditate on the many blessings of man.

        I walk with THE LORD


        Mat 26:41 (NIV) "Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak."
        Please do not quote from false Bibles. The NIV is of satan. We are a KJV ONLY Church!

        What you should have posted was this:

        Matthew 26:41 Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • No Secrets Victoria
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 80

          #5
          Re: TEMPTATIONS

          Forgive me, Father. As usual SATAN would wish for me to be led astray. I have since removed the quote and shall post from the correct source in future.

          Matthew 26:41 Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
          King James Bible
          Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: TEMPTATIONS

            Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
            Forgive me, Father. As usual SATAN would wish for me to be led astray. I have since removed the quote and shall post from the correct source in future.

            Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak. Matthew 26:41
            And I am not your father. Don't confuse True Christians(tm) with ring-kissing papists.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • sloppyjotbone
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2010
              • 59

              #7
              Re: TEMPTATIONS

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              And I am not your father. Don't confuse True Christians™ with ring-kissing papists.

              Pastor. I have a question that has been bothering me of late. Why is it that the KJV is the only version, when it in fact is simply a translation that a mortal man, King James had translated from other original versions? He had things changed because he was afraid some original passages would incite people to disobey him as the king. So since the KJV is not the original, and it was TRANSLATED 1600 years after the bible was written, I do not understand why it is so holy, and why any other version would damn you to hell. Wouldnt an earlier version of the bible be more accurate? Anyways, the passage you both used said the exact same thing, I do not understand why it was a sin for her to use that version when they are saying the same thing.

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              • Jacob the Angry Liar
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 309

                #8
                Re: TEMPTATIONS

                Let's see what Steven Anderson has to say on the subject.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: TEMPTATIONS

                  Originally posted by sloppyjotbone View Post
                  Pastor. I have a question that has been bothering me of late. Why is it that the KJV is the only version, when it in fact is simply a translation that a mortal man, King James had translated from other original versions? He had things changed because he was afraid some original passages would incite people to disobey him as the king. So since the KJV is not the original, and it was TRANSLATED 1600 years after the bible was written, I do not understand why it is so holy, and why any other version would damn you to hell. Wouldnt an earlier version of the bible be more accurate? Anyways, the passage you both used said the exact same thing, I do not understand why it was a sin for her to use that version when they are saying the same thing.
                  Please see my sermon on the subject HERE. I pray you will find it enlightening.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • No Secrets Victoria
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 80

                    #10
                    Re: TEMPTATIONS

                    Pastor, I have much to learn. I thank you for your gentle admonishments and I will continue with great care to follow the righteous path to salvation. In JESUS name. Amen
                    King James Bible
                    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                    • Abe Smith
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: TEMPTATIONS

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Pastor who is rock hard for Jesus.
                      He said it, not me.

                      Have fun in hell for being gay.

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392

                        #12
                        Re: TEMPTATIONS

                        Originally posted by Abe Smith View Post
                        He said it, not me.

                        Have fun in hell for being gay.
                        How DARE you! Pastor Ezekial is not GAY! And he personally saved me from experimenting with that deathstyle! At much cost to himself I might add. After 7 kids, I was worried about going anywhere near my wife since I knew the consequences, the never-ending consequences. Never, ever ending.

                        I thought about going gay, and emailed pastor Zeke about it. He straightened me out but quick! And saved my eternal soul!

                        After that weekend in the hotel in Nevada, just me and Zeke, I couldn't walk straight for a month. He straightened me out like nobody else could! Thank you Zeke! I don't say that often enough.

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