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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271
    #1

    Pray for Lunar Seed

    ...for he is experiencing doubts as to the earnestness of this website. Somebody has been filling his head with lies and suspicion. And he is bi-curious.
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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    • Loser_seed
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Apr 2007
      • 293
      #2
      Re: Pray for Lunar Seed

      Originally posted by Guy View Post
      ...for he is experiencing doubts as to the earnestness of this website. Somebody has been filling his head with lies and suspicion. And he is bi-curious.

      You make me smile.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Pray for Lunar Seed

          Originally posted by Guy View Post
          ...for he is experiencing doubts as to the earnestness of this website. Somebody has been filling his head with lies and suspicion. And he is bi-curious.
          His lies and doubts are to be expected. Lunar can't handle THE TRUTH that his homer ways mean he is hellbound so he goes into delusion and pretend this forum is some kind of joke. Lunar is just a typical closed mined, bigot we get all the time. He hates God so he is just out to mock us Christians.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • roserougesang
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2007
              • 418
              #4
              Re: Pray for Lunar Seed

              This forum is fake though. And I'm completely aware I'm hellbound, I don't particularly care though.
              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405
                  #5
                  Re: Pray for Lunar Seed

                  Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                  This forum is fake though. And I'm completely aware I'm hellbound, I don't particularly care though.
                  Now Rose, how can you attack us like this? I really expected better than you to take the side of Lunear Seed. I assure as certain as God created the world in seven days we are a real church in the United States.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • roserougesang
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 418
                      #6
                      Re: Pray for Lunar Seed

                      I'm not taking Lunar Seed's side, just saying the forum is fake, plain and simple.
                      "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405
                          #7
                          Re: Pray for Lunar Seed

                          Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                          I'm not taking Lunar Seed's side, just saying the forum is fake, plain and simple.
                          Rose,

                          If you think we TRUE Christians are somehow false in our doctrine please show us in scripture. But saying these awful things about us is completely unacceptable and you have forced us to put you on moderators preview. If you can restrain yourself from posting outright slander of us then you will be allowed to post again.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Giahomo Casanova
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 14
                              #8
                              Re: Pray for Lunar Seed

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Now Rose, how can you attack us like this? I really expected better than you to take the side of Lunear Seed. I assure as certain as God created the world in seven days we are a real church in the United States.
                              I thought God created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th. Or am I reading the wrong version?

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                                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 9323
                                  #9
                                  Re: Pray for Lunar Seed

                                  Originally posted by Giahomo Casanova View Post
                                  I thought God created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th. Or am I reading the wrong version?
                                  Right version, my friend, the potential burger flipper. But we count ALL SEVEN DAYS as The Week God Created everything and we rest on the Seventh Day, pray and tithe.
                                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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