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  • William A
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    • Feb 2009
    • 28
    #1

    Pray for my friend's sister's brother! -Urgent-

    Recently I had the displeasure of hearing one of my closest friends report that his sister's brother had secretly attended Catholic mass on at least TWO separate occasions. As disappointing as this was, I was shocked to nausea by the rest of the story. Not only had his sister's brother attended Catholic mass, but he'd done so with a slimy homerboy wearing a pink dress. After kneeling on the sidewalk for a good 20 minutes out of shock and disbelief, I composed myself and began to write a letter to the boy's parents. Obviously there was more going on then a stroll down the Devil's church's lain. The boy could be on the verge of choosing to join the ranks of the God-hating faggots in their vendetta against everything holy! Let us rise up and push Satan and his homer minions down before they claim another soul for hell. PRAISE HIM.
    2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
    "And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
    That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness."
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Pray for my friend's sister's brother! -Urgent-

      I'm not sure it's worth any Prayers. These people are already hellbound, and we've got our Prayer Warriors working on getting Jesus to send us the funds to re-carpet our church mezzanine.

      Priorities, you know.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Larry Lee
          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
          True Christian™ Theologian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 4464
          #3
          Re: Pray for my friend's sister's brother! -Urgent-

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I'm not sure it's worth any Prayers. These people are already hellbound, and we've got our Prayer Warriors working on getting Jesus to send us the funds to re-carpet our church mezzanine.

          Priorities, you know.
          You're right, Pastor. The ruby-red shag carpeting needed to be pulled up a long time before this. I see no reason to divert God's attention elsewhere.

          Still, Sue Vera told me the Prayer-of-the-Month Club® could use a switcheroo, since this month's prayer-gift against Obamacare is obviously no longer needed. Why don't we send the POTM subscribers this lad's story about Papists on the March? I think it's an easy way to remind subscribers that their POTM renewals are always needed.
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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22363
              #4
              Re: Pray for my friend's sister's brother! -Urgent-

              Originally posted by William A View Post
              Recently I had the displeasure of hearing one of my closest friends report that his sister's brother had secretly attended Catholic mass on at least TWO separate occasions. As disappointing as this was, I was shocked to nausea by the rest of the story. Not only had his sister's brother attended Catholic mass, but he'd done so with a slimy homerboy wearing a pink dress. After kneeling on the sidewalk for a good 20 minutes out of shock and disbelief, I composed myself and began to write a letter to the boy's parents. Obviously there was more going on then a stroll down the Devil's church's lain. The boy could be on the verge of choosing to join the ranks of the God-hating faggots in their vendetta against everything holy! Let us rise up and push Satan and his homer minions down before they claim another soul for hell. PRAISE HIM.
              What is it exactly that you want us to pray for?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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