[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

We are all equal under God. No one can judge anyone- for we all sin meaning that we are all scum. Thankfully Jesus will always be ready to forgive us...

Once again; Please post the Scripture that backs up your claim.

God does NOT say all are equal.

God COMMANDS US to judge unsaved scum such as yourself.

Jesus will NOT forgive the unrepentant. For Scriptual evidence, see my signature.

[slipdumb92]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

How dare you to insult Professor Bessemer like that? It is clearly you who is arrogant and unpleasant.

Not even a man seeking prayer from fellow Christians gets proper treatment on his site!
The man is obviously trying to find positive messages, he doesn't need anyone to tell him that he has a short temper. His temper is cause by the arrogance and unpleasant tone of Professor Bessemer!

All members on this site, like you.. think they have more authority than the average man and diagnose the problems of others, like if they knew more or had the right to.

We are all equal under God. No one can judge anyone- for we all sin meaning that we are all scum. Thankfully Jesus will always be ready to forgive us...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

You said: "God put you on the fast track to hell because God hates you." Are you implying that there are multiple gods?

No I am not. It seems you are too stupid to read even a few simple sentences. Perhaps I should type slower for you. I am beginning to believe you have no testicle cancer. You never had any balls to begin with.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

You said: "God put you on the fast track to hell because God hates you."


Are you implying that there are multiple gods? Are you admitting blaspheme? You can quote the good book all day, but God will see through the lies that you are submitting.

There is only 1 God, when you figure this out, He will save you.


I am praying for you now.

Are you blind as well as a Christ-killing crippled negro? The mind boggles. Jesus must hate you so much!

When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you.

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

Where did Brother Cranky imply multiple gods? Don't come in here blaspheming, boy.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

You said: "God put you on the fast track to hell because God hates you."


Are you implying that there are multiple gods? Are you admitting blaspheme? You can quote the good book all day, but God will see through the lies that you are submitting.

There is only 1 God, when you figure this out, He will save you.


I am praying for you now.

What are you talking about? Where did Brother Cranky ever imply that there would be multiple Gods, outside of the Trinity, of course? Are you delirious? Didn't your mother tell you that LSD has a negative effect on your mental health?

[True Disciple]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

Are you implying that you were thinking of my second testicle? I was asking for prayers for the disease on one of them, it seems to me that you are wanting to lust for both of them. You do not realize you have already sinned by thinking of my "man parts".

Who comes here storming in and demanding we pray for his pubic regions? It's you, friend.

I'm beginning to suspect you are indeed an atheist joo homosexual. Please leave this place, we want to keep it tidy here. We do not take kindly to sodomite filth polluting this place with their presence.

[Rabbi Finklestein]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

Have fun in hell. I know I will have fun watching you burn there .

God put you on the fast track to hell because God hates you.

Why God hates you: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

You said: "God put you on the fast track to hell because God hates you."


Are you implying that there are multiple gods? Are you admitting blaspheme? You can quote the good book all day, but God will see through the lies that you are submitting.

There is only 1 God, when you figure this out, He will save you.


I am praying for you now.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

You quote the good book as if you are a true believer. Yet it shows deeply you are nothing more than a deviate, I shall pray for you sinner.

What's a deviate? Did you mean deviant? I hope not, because Brother Old Man is practically a SAINT! I'm starting to wish I wasn't nice to you earlier!

Tammi

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

You quote the good book as if you are a true believer. Yet it shows deeply you are nothing more than a deviate, I shall pray for you sinner.

God does not hear the prayers of a joo, much less a crippled spook.

[Rabbi Finklestein]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

I'm not clear on why you want them both prayed for when only the right one is an infected pustulant pustule. If I break my right leg I don't ask people to pray for both legs. Are you trying to trick me into praying for healthy man parts? Are you a homer?

Are you implying that you were thinking of my second testicle? I was asking for prayers for the disease on one of them, it seems to me that you are wanting to lust for both of them. You do not realize you have already sinned by thinking of my "man parts".


God will judge you accordingly.


And I shall pray for you friend

[True Disciple]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

You quote the good book as if you are a true believer. Yet it shows deeply you are nothing more than a deviate, I shall pray for you sinner.

What are you talking about? I thought you came here to ask for prayer, understanding and True Christian Love(tm), but when people give that to you, you start insulting them. Why are you so hateful? Did your mother favorite your younger sister when you were a child?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

You quote the good book as if you are a true believer. Yet it shows deeply you are nothing more than a deviate, I shall pray for you sinner.

Have fun in hell. I know I will have fun watching you burn there .

I unfortunately don't understand why god is punishing me

God put you on the fast track to hell because God hates you.

Why God hates you: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

Sadly I have been diagnosed with Cancer of my right testicle. Having very few family members, I wish for you all to pray for me and that I have a safe and speedy recovery, thank you.

I'm not clear on why you want them both prayed for when only the right one is an infected pustulant pustule. If I break my right leg I don't ask people to pray for both legs. Are you trying to trick me into praying for healthy man parts? Are you a homer?

[Rabbi Finklestein]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

How dare you to insult Professor Bessemer like that? It is clearly you who is arrogant and unpleasant.

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

You quote the good book as if you are a true believer. Yet it shows deeply you are nothing more than a deviate, I shall pray for you sinner.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

Please Pray for my Testicles