Please Pray for my Testicles.

[Rabbi Finklestein]

Sadly I have been diagnosed with Cancer of my right testicle. Having very few family members, I wish for you all to pray for me and that I have a safe and speedy recovery, thank you.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

What did you do that angered God so much that he smote you "down there"? Do you emm yourself? If you do, you're lucky God didn't kill you outright!

Oh, and welcome to our forum!

You should introduce yourself in the Intro Forum!

I'll be praying for you "down there", but I'll try not to imagine too much, as it would make me uncomfortable!

Tammi

[True Disciple]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

Well, that's sad to hear, my dear man! Luckily, God created Man with two testicles, as an extra precaution if one of them would be irreparably damaged. I hope you will recover soon and become a True Christian™.

On another note, I couldn't find your introduction thread in the Introduction Forum. Could you please post their who you are, which church you attend (I hope it's not a synagogue, jews go to Hell!), how old you are, your favorite Scripture verse, what you hope to find on this forum, so that we may get to know you? Thanks.

[Rabbi Finklestein]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

I would love to fill that out! But I'm unsure where to go, mind directing me?

[True Disciple]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

I would love to fill that out! But I'm unsure where to go, mind directing me?

It's not very hard to find, it's just a section you can click on when you go to the main forum. It is located here.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

I would love to fill that out! But I'm unsure where to go, mind directing me?

Friend, just click the main forum link and look for the intro forum. It should be simple, unless this is your first time on the internets. If it is, I apologize for my rather brusque tone.

EDIT:I see Brother True Disciple and I have cross posted. And he included a link. He is always so thoughtful!

[Rabbi Finklestein]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

Friend, just click the main forum link and look for the intro forum. It should be simple, unless this is your first time on the internets. If it is, I apologize for my rather brusque tone.

I'm a 48 year old man that hasn't had much use for technology until I was put in the hospital. This is one of the rare times I have actually been able to use a computer, my nephew is the one who directed me to this website and got me set up.

While your comments are appreciated, your arrogance and unpleasantness are not.

Your apology is accepted though friend, and thank you for the help.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

I'm a 48 year old man that hasn't had much use for technology until I was put in the hospital. This is one of the rare times I have actually been able to use a computer, my nephew is the one who directed me to this website and got me set up.

While your comments are appreciated, your arrogance and unpleasantness are not.

Your apology is accepted though friend, and thank you for the help.

I understand your pain, which may account for your short temper. I myself had a rather complex situation with my genitalia that involved a staff infection and multiple surgeries.

I was a bit rude to people I hardly knew at the time as well. I forgive you as well

Is your nephew one of those gamer types, where the throw gnomes about and such? I do hope not for your sake! Those video games will turn a young man into a sodomite quicker than you can say RPG!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

While your comments are appreciated, your arrogance and unpleasantness are not.

How dare you to insult Professor Bessemer like that? It is clearly you who is arrogant and unpleasant.

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[True Disciple]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

While your comments are appreciated, your arrogance and unpleasantness are not.

You would do well to soften your tone a bit, friend. Professor Bessemer is a kind, gentle man, who loves Jesus and Creation Science and His Fellow Man. This might have become apparent to you when he apologized for brusqueness while he was not even brusque, let alone arrogant and unpleasant.

If you come here to flame and insult us, please leave, you are not welcome here. This is a worship forum for True Christians(tm), you should respect our right to do that. Hateful language like this is not tolerated, and Jesus will certainly not cure your testicles if you hate and insult His Faithful Servants, of which Professor Bessemer is one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

I can't pray for a joo's stones. God won't hear it.

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.--Dt.23:1

You're not welcome here, boy.

Unless you'd like to repent of course. But you've got a lot of work to do, having three strikes against you already.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

Please Pray for my Testicles

[Rabbi Finklestein]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

How dare you to insult Professor Bessemer like that? It is clearly you who is arrogant and unpleasant.

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

You quote the good book as if you are a true believer. Yet it shows deeply you are nothing more than a deviate, I shall pray for you sinner.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

Sadly I have been diagnosed with Cancer of my right testicle. Having very few family members, I wish for you all to pray for me and that I have a safe and speedy recovery, thank you.

I'm not clear on why you want them both prayed for when only the right one is an infected pustulant pustule. If I break my right leg I don't ask people to pray for both legs. Are you trying to trick me into praying for healthy man parts? Are you a homer?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Please Pray for my Testicles.

You quote the good book as if you are a true believer. Yet it shows deeply you are nothing more than a deviate, I shall pray for you sinner.

Have fun in hell. I know I will have fun watching you burn there .

I unfortunately don't understand why god is punishing me

God put you on the fast track to hell because God hates you.

Why God hates you: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."