Greetings.

[Rabbi Finklestein]

I apologies for not doing this first off.


God has been a part of my entire life, Recently discovered that I have Testicular Cancer. I unfortunately don't understand why god is punishing me, but wish to be thought of seeing as how I have very little family.


I was also given a warning of sorts in my personal messages for stating something was offensive to me, Is that not allowed?


Thank you, I have no fear of answering any questions, please feel free and ask.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings.

This is a Christian forum, boy. Why are you here?

Did satan send you?

[Rabbi Finklestein]

Re: Greetings.

I'm just asking for support for my cause, why do you cast such harsh stones?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings.

I'm just asking for support for my cause, why do you cast such harsh stones?

Cause? Jesus has stricken you with cancer for a reason, boy. You don't see normal men getting that. Go look in the mirror. God obviously hates you.

There is a way to avoid eternal damnation. Through Christ all things are possible, but you have a lot to repent over, boy. That's your only "cause."

[Rabbi Finklestein]

Re: Greetings.

Cause? Jesus has stricken you with cancer for a reason, boy. You don't see normal men getting that. Go look in the mirror. God obviously hates you.

There is a way to avoid eternal damnation. Through Christ all things are possible, but you have a lot to repent over, boy. That's your only "cause."

Do you call me boy cause I am a black man?


In the eyes of the lord, whichever lord that is, there is one true belief, that we are all equal in his eyes. Yet you spread your hate-mongering. God will punish you for not understanding this and spreading your racist tongue.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Greetings.

I'm just asking for support for my cause, why do you cast such harsh stones?

While I have a hard time believing that this statement is just a coincidence, I was just thinking the same thing about you friend. But the Lord does work in mysterious ways.

You came into our forum like some sort of colored cock-of-the-walk, claiming to be a Rabbi who wants Christians to pray for his diseased testes. Now, being a trusting sort, I believed that in your hour of need, you were reaching out to us and God for help.

I do hope you are being sincere friend and not playing us for fools. I have over 800 posts on this forum, so I am not one of those newbies on the internets.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings.

Do you call me boy cause I am a black man?


In the eyes of the lord, whichever lord that is, there is one true belief, that we are all equal in his eyes. Yet you spread your hate-mongering. God will punish you for not understanding this and spreading your racist tongue.

Please post the scripture that backs up your ridiculous claims of equality, boy.

[True Disciple]

Re: Greetings.

Do you call me boy cause I am a black man?

Mainly because you talk like a 16-year old nerdboy.

In the eyes of the lord, whichever lord that is, there is one true belief, that we are all equal in his eyes.

"Whichever lord that is." True. I can't fathom what "lord" you are talking about here.

Yet you spread your hate-mongering. God will punish you for not understanding this and spreading your racist tongue.

Pastor Ezekiel is following the Bible to the letter, while you apparently like to replace it with your own liberal, cuddly do-good ideologies. God will send you to Hell for that, friend, He only accepts True Biblical Morals(tm).

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings.

God will punish you for not understanding this

It is you who will be punished severly by God my friend. They must have a healthy supply of trolls where you are coming from.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Greetings.

I'm a bit more suspicious than the others around here and, as Brother Cranky mentioned, since we always have a healthy supply of trolls stomping in here from out on the world wide web, I'd be willing to bet that this one is not who he says he is.

Rabbi, could you explain to us the difference between kosher and non-kosher beef?

[Talitha]

Re: Greetings.

Recently discovered that I have Testicular Cancer. I unfortunately don't understand why god is punishing me.

Thank you, I have no fear of answering any questions, please feel free and ask.

Your kind killed our Baby Jesus, why else would he be punishing you?
(Well, maybe because you also choose to be black).

Have you ever thought of changing your lifestyle and becoming a Caramel Colored Christian?
Our Ex-Negro Ministry still has a few places left

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings.

God has been a part of my entire life, Recently discovered that I have Testicular Cancer. I unfortunately don't understand why god is punishing me, but wish to be thought of seeing as how I have very little family.

That is Gods way of culling the herd, He does not like Joos, they killed His only SON.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Greetings.

It looks as though Rabbit Frankenstein has left the building.

And I never got to meet him, or witness to him about my friend Jesus.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings.

Do you call me boy cause I am a black man?

No because you are a girl ever since you lost your balls.