[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

I don't tithe. I don't have any reason to tithe, I'm not even Christian.

HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS, and you don't see any reason to toss a few quarters His way? Are you a Jewess or something?

Why on Earth would I hate Christianity? That's illogical.

Indeed it is, but Satan's children are very illogical. Why on earth would you not be a Christian?

And since when did I mock Jesus?

Since you arrived here.

And I was using the latter half of that sentence in indication of the fact that it is good people believe what they want to believe.

Stuff and nonsense. If people believe what JESUS wants them to believe, that is good; otherwise, they, like you, are mere tools of Satan.

Sounds like a Mafia family

Have you been hanging around with that Homertard boy?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

Why on Earth would I hate Christianity? That's illogical. I just don't agree with it. And since when did I mock Jesus? And I was using the latter half of that sentence in indication of the fact that it is good people believe what they want to believe.

Sounds like a Mafia family

GOD IS NOT MOCKED! We kill people to save their souls, not for pizza. NEVER CONFUSE THE MAFIA AND CHRISTIANITY AGAIN!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

Indeed it is.
If you truly think so however, then WHY are you here, actively persecuting us, mocking us, and backtalking us?
Why do you try to make fun of our Holy beliefs, and even stoop to mocking the Lord Jesus Christ Himself?
So this only proves that you're a damned, unsaved liar, who hates Christianity and probably America too.

Why on Earth would I hate Christianity? That's illogical. I just don't agree with it. And since when did I mock Jesus? And I was using the latter half of that sentence in indication of the fact that it is good people believe what they want to believe.

gift of death and suffering!

Sounds like a Mafia family

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

I don't tithe. I don't have any reason to tithe, I'm not even Christian.

You have ONE reason to tithe. if you burn up our bandwidth, like you are going to burn up in HELL, we will send you there earlier than you might expect.

THREE

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

I don't tithe. I don't have any reason to tithe, I'm not even Christian.

Then why are you here wasting God's bandwidth, spewing pagan hatred? Bugger off, demon! We're here to celebrate Christ's gift of death and suffering!

[roserougesang]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

I don't tithe. I don't have any reason to tithe, I'm not even Christian.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

If people choose to follow Jesus, then good for them.

Indeed it is.
If you truly think so however, then WHY are you here, actively persecuting us, mocking us, and backtalking us?
Why do you try to make fun of our Holy beliefs, and even stoop to mocking the Lord Jesus Christ Himself?
So this only proves that you're a damned, unsaved liar, who hates Christianity and probably America too.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

You're not interested in serious debate, nor to hear the Word of God, and obviously very scared that we'd lead a few souls away from satan and into Jesus loving arms.

What makes you think I'm scared of that? People choose to believe what they choose to believe. Not even a "True Christian" can dispute that. If people choose to follow Jesus, then good for them. I might not agree with it, but it's their choice to follow their beliefs. In fact, it's a similar idea as to what the "True Christians" use, except you choose to steer people towards believing in this creature known as God. You preach to those who want to hear it, and if they choose not to listen, then so be it.

Same coin, different sides. It's called perspectives, friend.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

I'm really surprised he didn't get locked in the kookoo box sooner.

That's because we, as loving True Christians, try to tolerate your stupid beliefs and opinons in the longest.
We rather speak to you, and show you the error of your ways than simply ban or moderate you.
Because we're not online to have a laugh and browse porn like you depraved pre-teen atheists, but to spread the good news of JESUS!

You on the other hand.. Well, I've tried to spread the Good News at various sickular websites, and that's only resulted in pretty much instant ban.
You're not interested in serious debate, nor to hear the Word of God, and obviously very scared that we'd lead a few souls away from satan and into Jesus loving arms.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

Sooooo you are actually trying to get as many infraction points as you can?

You'd be surprised. Before he was locked away in his little white room in quarantine, every infraction point he got, I'd hear about it. What was it... 1000 or something he was up to? I'm really surprised he didn't get locked in the kookoo box sooner.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

I saw this teenage snot (I wont say any names either but her name rhymes with Handra) steal some money from the offering plate 2 Sundays ago.
I mean, steal from JESUS? Thats just wrong. And immoral. And, I mean, I can hardly fathom how WRONG that is.

It is indeed, but of course people who take money directly from the collection plate aren't the only ones who're stealing from Jesus. God is very clear on the fact that, if you're not tithing enough, you're robbing Him indirectly:
Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[Joo]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

Joo,

We could just cut to the chase and ban you. Would you prefer that?

Now where's the fun in that? You know you'd miss me, after all you can only rebuke the others so many times before it gets boring, but you know you have a chance to rebuke me in pretty much every thread.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

Ha ha! Zeke actually gave me 420 points, I love it.

And to answer your question Pastor, yes I do have more ridiculous wishes. Would you like them in volume?

Joo,

We could just cut to the chase and ban you. Would you prefer that?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

Ha ha! Zeke actually gave me 420 points, I love it.

And to answer your question Pastor, yes I do have more ridiculous wishes. Would you like them in volume?

Sooooo you are actually trying to get as many infraction points as you can?

[nikilds]

Re: Pray for Non-Tithers!

I saw this teenage snot (I wont say any names either but her name rhymes with Handra) steal some money from the offering plate 2 Sundays ago.
I mean, steal from JESUS? Thats just wrong. And immoral. And, I mean, I can hardly fathom how WRONG that is.

One time I took a pamphlet about Charles Darwin from the secular school I went to, but that wasnt stealing. Stealing is Satanlike. I was SAVING my school from the sinnination that the lying pamphlet would have brought to it! Just the week before, the boys locker room had caught on fire. Once I removed that pamphlet - no more fires have since happened in the boy's locker room. I think that Darwin pamphlet was certainly encouraging homosexuality in the boys locker room.
I SAVED THE SCHOOL.

So
stealing from tithing collection plate: WRONG.
ridding schools of Darwin filth: RIGHT.

I will definitely pray for Sandra, I mean, the girl who I saw stealing money from the offering plate. I will pray that she may see the wrongdoings of her ways ... and I will pray that whatever she buys with that stolen money will look absolutely atrocious on her.

And I will pray for others who steal from the Lord.

Mal 3:8
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.