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because you are all going to hell in a fiery mass and are going to burn for all eternity! No real human beings can act this way and be on God's side. It's disgusting how you take the words from the bible and twist them in your drunken rage. You are all terrible people and should be burned alive for everything you have/will/thought of doing. Seriously... all of you should just go jump off a cliff you sick, ignorant, BAPTISTS!
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Please point out what parts of our beliefs are not Biblical. Landover Baptist is one of the few Churches that adhere to everything in the Bible.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View PostDrama queen -
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That's your opinion, which is not supported by Scripture.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
We follow the KJV 1611 Bible to the letter. exactly as God commanded.
I suppose it's surprising to find people who actually read the entire Bible. Please tell us where exactly we've gone wrong by not following Scripture.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
Oh wait, you probably didn't even read 100% of the Bible......... opinion alert.
On the contrary, you are the one who twists the Bible into something politically correct. Again: show us which passage we have twisted and we will correct ourselves.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
And by the way, I am never drunk as I do not consume alcoholic beverages. Thank you for your assumption, though.
See how you are the one who is hateful? You want us to be tortured for no other reason than that we exercise our Freedom of Speech rights.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
Please tell us again how we are the hateful people here???
You want us to commit suicide? That sounds hateful once again.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
You are really filled with a lot of hate, child. But I guess it's easier to attack "hateful" Christians than to take a long hard look in the mirror and fix your OWN life.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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where does God say you can beat your wife for burning a steak? Or if a girl is raped that it's her fault? Or better yet, a teething baby is a mark of a homosexual?Comment
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Stop typing drivel and put your fingers to good use, like pie baking.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View PostLuke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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First answer my questions, then I'll answer yours.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
You've stated you wanted us to die a horrible death. Why. Is that humanity?
And why do you want us to be murdered in a horrible fashion...... ? What atrocities must we have committed to deserve such punishment... ? Did we murder millions of BABIES before they were even born?
Our crime is..... hold on, it's REALLY bad.... (kids, leave the room!) .....
Our crime is that we post on our OWN forum about how we can best serve God according to the Bible that God Himself dictated.
But "huh", a casual observer might say, "don't they intend to KILL people". "No!", True Christians say: the KJV 1611 Bible teaches us that we should obey secular law. Ohhh, so True Christians are actually hard-working God-fearing law-abiding citizens??? YES! We are!
And that THAT, you want us to be brutally murdered.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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I'm a multi-tasker, i'm baking pies AND bashing all you baptists, because i'm just that talented...Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
Oh and to God = Life.... i believe that people should get what they deserve. If you have seen the men only forum or the forum on homosexuals, it's blatantly obvious that you should all be treated horribly.Comment
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I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Remind me to never eat your pie.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
Those who practice Domestic Discipline (DD) base their stance on scriptures:- Old Testament scriptures that describe God chastising his "adulterous" people (spiritual wife). DDers see a parallel of this in a husband's responsibility to chastise his wife.
- Hebrews 12:5-11, Proverbs 10:13b, 13:24 and similar scriptures. DDers see this as God commending the use of discipline and by extension physical discipline.
- Eph 5:22-25 Wives ought to submit to their husbands as the church is subject to Christ: DDers feel this command for wives to submit to their husbands is validation that a wife should submit to his use of physical punishment.
Or if a girl is raped that it's her fault?Deuteronomy 22:23-24
23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.
26 But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
27 For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.I don't believe anyone said that the Bible stated this.Or better yet, a teething baby is a mark of a homosexual?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Wow, blinded by Satan much? You call us sick and violent yet post excrement like that? Christians are not about violence, we are simply about fallowing the KJV bible word for word.Originally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
Take your ignorant double standards somewhere else.God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
-Psalms 7:11
Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs
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Why don't you just tell us what is really troubling you instead of throwing your toys around like an angry child? Why so much anger?Originally posted by Dumb Girl View PostI'm a multi-tasker, i'm baking pies AND bashing all you baptists, because i'm just that talented...
I pray for the generation of the lost, who surely seek Hell.May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.Comment
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Wa'Salaamun Aleykum infidel harlot scumOriginally posted by Dumb Girl View Post
Insha'Allah we will punish all these scummy infidel Christians who commit the unforgivable sin of Shirkh (joining Gods with Allah).
With your attitude we would be pleased to have you join our side as we always need live bomb carriers... errr I mean heroic people.Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!Comment
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Yes, please send out more shoe bombers so we can laugh as they try and set fire to their feet, and fail, and then we can put them all in orange boiler suits in the nice comfy slammer.Originally posted by TruePath View PostMay the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.Comment
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