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    Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

    As most of you should know by now, Pastor Ezekiel is currently away doing Godly missionary work in Eastern and Central Europe, although we've avoided discussing it on these boards thus far for security reasons. However, having seen this very disturbing news story, I can only conclude that our precautions weren't careful enough, and the terrorists/liberals managed to find him anyway.

    Originally posted by GODLY Fox News
    The lifeless body of a man was found in a bear cage Sunday in the Belgrade Zoo, an official said.
    Zoo employees found the body during a routine check of the cage, which has no roof, Belgrade emergency service doctor Nada Macura said, without giving details.
    The Beta news agency, citing doctors, said the man was 22 years old and had injured his head, abdomen and legs, but that it was not immediately clear if the injuries were sustained from the fall or were inflicted by the animals.
    I know he will be in all our hearts and prayers tonight.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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    Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    As most of you should know by now, Pastor Ezekiel is currently away doing Godly missionary work in Eastern and Central Europe, although we've avoided discussing it on these boards thus far for security reasons. However, having seen this very disturbing news story, I can only conclude that our precautions weren't careful enough, and the terrorists/liberals managed to find him anyway.


    I know he will be in all our hearts and prayers tonight.
    Goodness. Dear Lord Jesus, we pray for Pastor Zeke this day, that you might give him Strength(tm) to get through this hard time. We pray that he will not succumb to temptation and take advantage of their socialized Health Care over there, and thus damn himself forever. We trust that this Godly man will be able to persevere, and you will restore his rock-hard abs, totally Godly face to its original angelic appearance, lest he become less beautiful in your site. We pray that he has not lost any vital limbs, lest he not be worthy to enter into the Kingdom of God(tm). Thank you Lord for sparing His Life, and please move the hearts of the wicked to donate to Landover to help to cover his massive doctor's bills and the cost of a newer private jet with a hot tub with more than 16 jets. In Jesus' Precious Name(tm), Amen.
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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

      God $ave the Pastor!!!

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        Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

        Oh my GOD! I think I'm going to faint!

        Please dear GOD, please don't let anything happen to my beloved Zeke. Please send him home to me safe and unharmed!

        I'm here waiting for you Pastor Zeke! Waiting and praying.

        I hope it's not him. He is 28, not 22. Pastor Zeke loves bears and even keeps one in his basement. Why would one turn on him? WHY!?!

        A very worried and devestated, Sister Thumper
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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

          Please, GOD, do honor Sister Thumper's Prayer Request above all others, particularly the ones you get from other "Countries"

          Why, she and Pastor Ezekiel are so almost-Married already she even knows what their Baby looks like!

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
            Oh my GOD! I think I'm going to faint!

            Please dear GOD, please don't let anything happen to my beloved Zeke. Please send him home to me safe and unharmed!

            I'm here waiting for you Pastor Zeke! Waiting and praying.

            I hope it's not him. He is 28, not 22. Pastor Zeke loves bears and even keeps one in his basement. Why would one turn on him? WHY!?!

            A very worried and devestated, Sister Thumper
            Condolences my dearest Sister in Christ.

            You did have him well insured I trust?
            Get your Jew Lawyers straight on to this to make sure you are going to get what you deserve.
            Even if It's not him you can never be too careful.
            YIC Concerned Tal.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

              ~~~ on hands and knees begging in prayer~~~

              Please Dear LORD, PLEASE, I beg of you! Bring my precious Zekey back home to me.

              I promise if you hear my pleads and prayers just this ONCE, I will never read Cosmo at the checkout counter EVER again and I will stop drinking just a little too much wine at the LOL's Wednesday Night Get-Togethers.

              Please hear me LORD!

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

                You better be praying biblepimpinblonde because it looks like God answered my prayers.

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

                  I'm not a praying person, but I hope the guy is ok too.

                  @Seeker -- What is wrong with you? This guy is seriously injured, his friends and his fiance are in a lot of emotional pain, and you think it's a good time to crack jokes and poke fun???

                  --Joe
                  Have you heard the Good News? There are no gods, there is no hell, and the only sin is being mean to other people.

                  There are no ghosts, pixies, hobgoblins, angels, leprechauns, gods, goddesses, demons, minotaurs, devils, witches, warlocks, dragons, or spirits.

                  Prayer, magic spells, and doing nothing accomplish exactly the same thing.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

                    Originally posted by Joe the Atheist View Post
                    I'm not a praying person, but I hope the guy is ok too.

                    @Seeker -- What is wrong with you? This guy is seriously injured, his friends and his fiance are in a lot of emotional pain, and you think it's a good time to crack jokes and poke fun???

                    --Joe
                    I beg your sweet Atheist butt.... but here sinner!

                    I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4233
                    A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.

                    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

                      He was acting a little strange when he left Prague. I told him to be careful. He kept wanted to preach to those dirty hippy "expats". I told him never go into one of their lairs alone. God knows what they might have put in his tea.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

                        Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                        You better be praying biblepimpinblonde because it looks like God answered my prayers.
                        How dare you talk to Sister Thumper that way!
                        You come in here lusting after our True Christian™ men as though they would be interested in some Trailer Trash wanton Harlot like you.

                        Just because you won the Miss Topless Bible Belt Competition. Just because you won the best Ass in the Class at College. Just because you won first prize in the Tobacco spitting competition. Just because you make delicious Apple Pie....................
                        DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STEAL OUR MEN!

                        Woe unto thee, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be smitten with all-over boils!
                        I hope you will be kicked by an incontinent camel, O thou child of Jezebel!
                        Last edited by Talitha; 08-23-2007, 10:23 AM.

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                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

                          Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                          You better be praying biblepimpinblonde because it looks like God answered my prayers.
                          And to think I just defended you against that witch, Van Hellbound! Why, you're almost just as much a harlot as she is, but without the sex with strangers! I thought you were much closer than this to finding Jesus. I am disappointed in you. You have shown promise by your heartfelt desire for salvation. Please don't throw it away by lusting over a Godly man who is already taken by a Godly woman.
                          I can tell you this. If this catastrophe was the result of your prayers, it wasn't God who was answering them, and if Satan is doing your dirty work, you'd better stop praying with lust in your heart and start praying with Jesus there instead.

                          I'm already praying for Pastor Zeke, but I will throw in a prayer for your soul as well.
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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

                            Dear Lord,

                            I prays that Pastah Zeke be broughted home safe and sound from that haven of SIN, and that no depravities has touched him while he was away. We all knows what happened to Lazarus, how You had killeded him and then brought him back fo' Yo glory. If... if somethin' bad had happended to Pastah Zeke, I hope it be fo' a reason like that, and thatchoo change back to . I just don't think Sista Thumpa could get by without someone to shout GLORY with the way that they do when they be locked up in that room togethah.

                            Prayin' fo' both Pastah Zeke and Sista Thumpa durin' these troublin' times.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

                              My prayer is that Zeke is OK...And he will see this as an opportunity to know and become part of our TRUE CHURCH!
                              ACTS 5:29
                              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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