Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

Oh my GOD! I think I'm going to faint!

Please dear GOD, please don't let anything happen to my beloved Zeke. Please send him home to me safe and unharmed!

I'm here waiting for you Pastor Zeke! Waiting and praying.

I hope it's not him. He is 28, not 22. Pastor Zeke loves bears and even keeps one in his basement. Why would one turn on him? WHY!?!

A very worried and devestated, Sister Thumper

[SUV]

Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

God $ave the Pastor!!!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Pray for Pastor Ezekiel!

As most of you should know by now, Pastor Ezekiel is currently away doing Godly missionary work in Eastern and Central Europe, although we've avoided discussing it on these boards thus far for security reasons. However, having seen this very disturbing news story, I can only conclude that our precautions weren't careful enough, and the terrorists/liberals managed to find him anyway.


I know he will be in all our hearts and prayers tonight.

Goodness. Dear Lord Jesus, we pray for Pastor Zeke this day, that you might give him Strength(tm) to get through this hard time. We pray that he will not succumb to temptation and take advantage of their socialized Health Care over there, and thus damn himself forever. We trust that this Godly man will be able to persevere, and you will restore his rock-hard abs, totally Godly face to its original angelic appearance, lest he become less beautiful in your site. We pray that he has not lost any vital limbs, lest he not be worthy to enter into the Kingdom of God(tm). Thank you Lord for sparing His Life, and please move the hearts of the wicked to donate to Landover to help to cover his massive doctor's bills and the cost of a newer private jet with a hot tub with more than 16 jets. In Jesus' Precious Name(tm), Amen.

[Brother Temperance]

As most of you should know by now, Pastor Ezekiel is currently away doing Godly missionary work in Eastern and Central Europe, although we've avoided discussing it on these boards thus far for security reasons. However, having seen this very disturbing news story, I can only conclude that our precautions weren't careful enough, and the terrorists/liberals managed to find him anyway.

The lifeless body of a man was found in a bear cage Sunday in the Belgrade Zoo, an official said.
Zoo employees found the body during a routine check of the cage, which has no roof, Belgrade emergency service doctor Nada Macura said, without giving details.
The Beta news agency, citing doctors, said the man was 22 years old and had injured his head, abdomen and legs, but that it was not immediately clear if the injuries were sustained from the fall or were inflicted by the animals.

I know he will be in all our hearts and prayers tonight.