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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #16
    Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

    You can follow it live here while you're praying. Look at that front! Praise Jesus!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324

      #17
      Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

      I don't hear enough praying!!! Come on let's get with it!
      That storm front is growing in intensity! Do you want to be the one who has to explain to Jesus why you didn't pray hard enough?
      Pray, people, pray!
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Dirk
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1425

        #18
        Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

        I am praying as we speak. Any specific verse you want us to read together?

        2 Samual 7:27
        For thou, O LORD of hosts, God of Israel, hast revealed to thy servant, saying, I will build thee an house: therefore hath thy servant found in his heart to pray this prayer unto thee.

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        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
          Pastor of Praise and Worship
          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2009
          • 3890

          #19
          Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

          Oh LORD, we beseech You who art in Heaven, to destroy this pit of debauchery. LORD, my friend told me a story from about 10 years ago about getting fellatio on the infield from some intoxicated harlot. I rebuke that sort of behavior in Your holy name, oh LORD. I beg you to show Your displeasure at such evils as women running around topless and showing sinners their cooters for a few hits off a joint by sending a tornado.

          In Christ's Holy name,
          A sinner who has never been to 4th street.
          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #20
            Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Black View Post
            Oh LORD, we beseech You who art in Heaven, to destroy this pit of debauchery. LORD, my friend told me a story from about 10 years ago about getting fellatio on the infield from some intoxicated harlot. I rebuke that sort of behavior in Your holy name, oh LORD. I beg you to show Your displeasure at such evils as women running around topless and showing sinners their cooters for a few hits off a joint by sending a tornado.

            In Christ's Holy name,
            A sinner who has never been to 4th street.
            I have been to 4th street! The countdown is ON! Come on people, we can do it!

            (hmmm, looks like the front is almost there now, a little tto early, but a tornado would stop it from ever starting! Even better!)
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #21
              Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

              It's hitting NOW! NOW you need to pray like you've never prayed before!
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #22
                Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                I'm praying as hard as I can!
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Dirk
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1425

                  #23
                  Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  It's hitting NOW! NOW you need to pray like you've never prayed before!
                  I am praying as we speak. It will succeed!

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                  • MsPhoenixFire
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 31

                    #24
                    Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                    Originally posted by Dork Funeral View Post
                    I am praying as we speak. It will succeed!
                    Too bad, It went on as planned, Heck the clubhouse burned a few years back. Ya think a storm is going to stop the Derby? I think not!! I've lived here all my life (34 years) and the KD has NEVER been rained out or posponed for any reason.

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #25
                      Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Great after I wagered $25,000 dollars on Mine That Bird, at 50 to 1 odds you tell me its wrong, I guess I will just give it to Jesus and ask that He forgive me.
                      WOW! Praise Jesus!
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #26
                        Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                        I am not happy right now I bet on a horse that ran in LAST years race. I will have a long talk with my bookie er never mind.
                        I guess Jesus wanted me to give the money to Church, so as a punishment I get to look like a dummy. Oh what the heck its ONLY $25 large. Pastor Zeke expect $25 large extra in Tithe this week. I guess I owe the Big Guy upstairs.

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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324

                          #27
                          Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                          Well, count me in that class! I watched the wrong derby on youtube and because Europe is 6 hours ahead of the USA I thought I could sneak in a quick bet before the race and I also bet on that horse!
                          Well, Jesus makes us all honest. Zeke, I will also be sending a big tithe. Forgive me. Time for the prayer closet.
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2241

                            #28
                            Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                            Well, I turned on Godly Fox News this morning and see God did not choose to smote Kentucky with a ravaging whirlwind, but instead, a much more widely destructive flood!!

                            PRAISE JESUS, our prayers for Kentucky to experience God's Almighty Wrath were answered !!

                            Seems like had the derby been canceled and they had built an ark like Noah did they would be in much better shape today ! The heavens have opened up over Kentucky and poured a bounty of righteousness upon the sinners !

                            MY goodness, Fox is showing the flood waters again, and forgive the analogy, but it looks like God is giving Kentucky an enema !!
                            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #29
                              Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                              I got tired of waiting for the race to start so I took a nap and missed the whole thing.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • eliot mayfield
                                God Squad
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9324

                                #30
                                Re: Pray for a tornado to hit the Kentucky Derby.

                                I just saw they had a massive storm today!
                                Praise Jesus!
                                Matthew:
                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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