My Missing wife

[James Dewitt]

Brothers and Sisters my wife seems to have disappeared. We where visiting Brother Hutchins over the weekend. My wife went for a walk in the woods and I have not seen her since Saturday morning. Brother Hutchins and I where doing a little hunting, I saw a great buck deer about 150 yards out to bad I missed, well at least I think I missed. Anyway I pray for her safe return. We have a wedding to attend in a few weeks. I sure hope she returns soon.

[Levi Jones]

Re: My Missing wife

All I know is cousins Bobby Joe, Bobby Jones and I have to show up to some back 'o beyond place in bum freaking Egypt to "take care of something."

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Missing wife

Levi, how nice of you to join the search team. That's Christian love, I have to tell ya it brings a tear to my eye. It might take awhile Brother Hutchins must own 5000 acres.

P.S. Brother Levi watch out for the sink holes, I all most fell into one.

[Levi Jones]

Re: My Missing wife

Brother Jimmy H told me to pick up metal detectors and dogs from the pound, vagrants from the bus station or whichever was most expedient.

Apparently, there's some problem with bear snares and other various things I'm to avoid on the periphery of his farm.

[David Ben Ahzea]

Re: My Missing wife

I pray that you will find the buck you missed and get a clear shot at it.

Amen.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Missing wife

Brother Dewitt, I had a terriffic time with you over the weekend. Saturday nights steaks you brought were superb. Sorry our hunt on Saturday did not garner more than a few rabbits, doves and kittens.

I'll keep an eye out for your wife. I posted a sign in the chicken coop, offering a $10 reward. I also sent out a few of the nigars chillin out to look about. I'd go looking myself but I have to go to Tractor Supply today. They are having a sale on overalls.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: My Missing wife

Brothers and Sisters my wife seems to have disappeared. We where visiting Brother Hutchins over the weekend. My wife went for a walk in the woods and I have not seen her since Saturday morning. Brother Hutchins and I where doing a little hunting, I saw a great buck deer about 150 yards out to bad I missed, well at least I think I missed. Anyway I pray for her safe return. We have a wedding to attend in a few weeks. I sure hope she returns soon.

I pray that your wife is returned to you soon, Brother! I would join in the search team but I have to clean the woodchipper and pour some concrete in the basement this afternoon.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Gee Brother DeWitt, I hope she still isn't upset about that argument you to have about your son and his problems. I am sure she is off in the woods walking it off, probably girl stuff you know, so don't be so upset.

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Missing wife

Brother Dewitt, I had a terriffic time with you over the weekend. Saturday nights steaks you brought were superb. Sorry our hunt on Saturday did not garner more than a few rabbits, doves and kittens.

I'll keep an eye out for your wife. I posted a sign in the chicken coop, offering a $10 reward. I also sent out a few of the nigars chillin out to look about. I'd go looking myself but I have to go to Tractor Supply today. They are having a sale on overalls.

Brother James I had a wonderful time, your two nieces are nice young ladies, how old where they 15 and 16?
When I return this fall maybe hunting will be better, even if not I will bring more steaks.

If you find my wife there is a reward of $15.00 dollars US cash.

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Missing wife

Gee Brother DeWitt, I hope she still isn't upset about that argument you to have about your son and his problems. I am sure she is off in the woods walking it off, probably girl stuff you know, so don't be so upset.

She was over the problems with my idiot son. I think it is that time of the month, you know how moody females get.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: My Missing wife

If you find my wife there is a reward of $15.00 dollars US cash.

Can I donate ? I'll skip coffee tomorrow so I can give ya $0.87 to add to the reward.

[repented harlot70]

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Is it possible she is in her menses shack?

You did say it's about that time of the month for her.

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Missing wife

Can I donate ? I'll skip coffee tomorrow so I can give ya $0.87 to add to the reward.

Brother you are kind, to skip your cup of joe to help me is a wonderful act of Christianity. Reward now stands at $15.87

Is it possible she is in her menses shack?

You did say it's about that time of the month for her.

I guess it is possible, but Brother Hutchins does not have a shack in the middle of his forest. I did see one about 450 yards from his main house, but it was searched the first day. Come to think of it we did see a blood trail where the deer was, never mind I am sure it was from the deer.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Missing wife

I searched again this morning while driving the main road. That Maybach really moves, rock steady at 120. But I did not see her. I'll look some more but I do not know how much more time I can spend on this.
I spoke to Earl, the county detective. He said there is only so much you can do and he is of the opinion your wife may of run off. Earl is an expert on these things as it happened to him once or twice too.

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Missing wife

I searched again this morning while driving the main road. That Maybach really moves, rock steady at 120. But I did not see her. I'll look some more but I do not know how much more time I can spend on this.
I spoke to Earl, the county detective. He said there is only so much you can do and he is of the opinion your wife may of run off. Earl is an expert on these things as it happened to him once or twice too.

Earl called me this morning and told me the same thing I filed a missing persons report in Va as well as Iowa. Tomorrow I will pay for a ad in the Freedold Gazette listing her as missing. I do not want to spend my entire life waiting for the slut her to return. James you would think that with the kind of reward I am offering($15.87 in cash) that I would have had a lead. That's a lot of money, you can feed a family of 6 messicans on that for a month.