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  • #16
    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
    Who doesn't.....but what is needed is a plan
    Agreed, on both counts, sir!!

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    • #17
      Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

      Farce book makes an interesting read these days.....

      Seams that Pastor Harry Hardwick is moving in on Pastor Deacon Fred's position while he is out of the way. Such honour between you Landover Baptists... Mmmmm I wonder just who made the call the resulted in Pastor Deacon Fred playing find the soap in the communal showers at Fort Madison County Iowa prison .......

      Well what do you expect from people that are just after your money and reject the One True God
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      • #18
        Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

        Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
        Farce book makes an interesting read these days.....

        Seams that Pastor Harry Hardwick is moving in on Pastor Deacon Fred's position while he is out of the way. Such honour between you Landover Baptists... Mmmmm I wonder just who made the call the resulted in Pastor Deacon Fred playing find the soap in the communal showers at Fort Madison County Iowa prison .......

        Well what do you expect from people that are just after your money and reject the One True God
        Also did PDF write that sermon that caused that poor child to self harm by himself or did PHH help him with some pointers?
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        • #19
          Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
          Also did PDF write that sermon that caused that poor child to self harm by himself or did PHH help him with some pointers?
          Sir, and I use that term loosely,
          How dare you besmirch these True Christian men, any of them! It is people like you who control the liebral news media with your demonic ways that started all these problems. Who sent you, Osama Yomomma Obama and his muck raking cronies! Well I hope all of you enjoy an eternity straddling Satan's barbed tallywacker.You can no more find The Pastor Deacon Fred responsible how people react to one of his sermons than you could have placed blame on ex-President GW Bush for the Iraqi's moving the weapons of mass destruction before our military found them! I can only hope that while you peruse this website a bit of God's word rubs off on you and you will recognize the road to Salvation that can be found in the passage of the Bible,KJV1611 of course, but that goes without saying.
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          • #20
            Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

            Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
            Sir, and I use that term loosely,
            How dare you besmirch these True Christian men, any of them! It is people like you who control the liebral news media with your demonic ways that started all these problems. Who sent you, Osama Yomomma Obama and his muck raking cronies! Well I hope all of you enjoy an eternity straddling Satan's barbed tallywacker.You can no more find The Pastor Deacon Fred responsible how people react to one of his sermons than you could have placed blame on ex-President GW Bush for the Iraqi's moving the weapons of mass destruction before our military found them! I can only hope that while you peruse this website a bit of God's word rubs off on you and you will recognize the road to Salvation that can be found in the passage of the Bible,KJV1611 of course, but that goes without saying.
            YIC
            I am just going by what PDF's own Secretary Edna Denkins has been saying
            Originally posted by Edna Denkins
            Holy Bull CRAPS!! I GOT WORD from a friend that THE BORED OF DEACONS is opening up "The Freehold, Iowa Founders Chamber" <--- WTF? That thing ain't being opens since 1864!!! They got Brother Harry Hardwicks down there for somekinda induction ceremony and I'm worry that Pastors facebooks and acounts are gonna be takeen... away from me a fort night hence! NOOO! - Secreterey Edna Denkins, Pastors faithful srevant!
            So looks like Brother Harry Hardwicks may not be as upset about Pastor Deacon Fred's incarceration as he may claim
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            • #21
              Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

              Originally posted by Edna Denkins
              Baptist Police officers busted down mommas door last night and I had to leave town with Pastor Deacon Freds Facebooks passwords - Them a** holyer's woulda split my head open if theyd'a caught me!!! There something HUGE going down at Landover Baptist Church since Pastor is in jail!! I updates Y'all when I gets to next t...own! - Edna Denkins, Sectartary to Pastor Deacon Fred.
              I ask again did Pastor Deacon Fred write that sermon himself or did Brother Harry Hardwick co-write it?
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              • #22
                Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                I ask again did Pastor Deacon Fred write that sermon himself or did Brother Harry Hardwick co-write it?
                Shut up and burn in hell! Anything that was penned or spoken by Pastor Deacon Fred or Pastor Hardwick is by proxy the WORD of Almighty God.

                Now go burn in hell!

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                • #23
                  Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                  Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                  Shut up and burn in hell! Anything that was penned or spoken by Pastor Deacon Fred or Pastor Hardwick is by proxy the WORD of Almighty God.

                  Now go burn in hell!
                  How does that policy apply to Edna Denkins, Secretary to Pastor Deacon Fred?
                  I am only going by what she has been telling the world, and now she has had to go on the run too.
                  "EDNA DENKINS,. Pastors Secratery HERE! I'M FUGITIVE NOW!!! I spend lastnight in LandoverForest with my freind, Juniper Stormstrong In a STINKYOLD CAVE just so I can watch the MTV MOVIE Awards on her stereo and feel like I still normal! YOU reatard DEACONS at Landover Baptist R reading this now, i KNOW YOU ARE!!! and I ...have Pastor's Passwords & am 1 STEP aHEAD OF YOUR TOTAL BULL CRAPS SIN POSSY!!"
                  What will be your reaction if by the time Pastor Deacon Fred is released (if he every gets our alive) his place in LBC had been taken by Pastor Hardwick?
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                  • #24
                    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                    As much as it bothers me to write this, JF MIGHT BE RIGHT.
                    I can't believe I am agreeing with Pasta boy.....
                    Last edited by Benedict A. Davis; 06-08-2010, 02:51 PM. Reason: sp
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                    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      Um.... Brother?

                      Although I understand your righteous rage, and your Christian zeal, this may not be something you want to put on a public board. You don't want the Brown Shirts coming for you next
                      The only way we're going to spring PDF from that faggot hell-hole is military action. Now who's got the balls for that because we darn sure got the Lawd's Blessing! get yourselves on face book & get the word out to this godless nation! GLORY!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                        Originally posted by JasmineCar View Post
                        The only way we're going to spring PDF from that faggot hell-hole is military action. Now who's got the balls for that because we darn sure got the Lawd's Blessing! get yourselves on face book & get the word out to this godless nation! GLORY!
                        This is going to be fun....

                        (Sitting back looking forward to the fruitcakes springing PDF, getting holed up in Freehold surrounded by the Fed's.. It's going to be Waco all over again)

                        Any of you sold the TV/Film rights yet? you could be onto a few pieces of silver there.

                        (letter to Mel Gibson, Hi Mel I have a great Idea for your next Movie....)
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                        • #27
                          Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                          Get real guys. He's been in there 20 days now, and he's so full of monkey spunk by now if he tries to preach now it wont be the word of god spewing from his lips. Try in your christian hearts to accept his common law marriage to Bubba and look for a replacement. Bless you all.
                          Wrestling with Demons.
                          Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
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                          • #28
                            Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                            Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
                            Get real guys. He's been in there 20 days now, and he's so full of monkey spunk by now if he tries to preach now it wont be the word of god spewing from his lips. Try in your christian hearts to accept his common law marriage to Bubba and look for a replacement. Bless you all.
                            Don Bozo, I see you have changed your avatar to that of a sexually-insatiable masked homosexual rapist. How appropriate, given this comment.

                            I have no doubt that Pastor Deacon Fred has converted many of the would-be buggerers into healthy, God-fearing ex-Negroes. He most certainly is NOT their "prison bitch" or their "cumbucket"!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Don Bozo, I see you have changed your avatar to that of a sexually-insatiable masked homosexual rapist. How appropriate, given this comment.

                              I have no doubt that Pastor Deacon Fred has converted many of the would-be buggerers into healthy, God-fearing ex-Negroes. He most certainly is NOT their "prison bitch" or their "cumbucket"!
                              Well you might be right about sexually-insatable but the masked homosexual rapist thing is a real freudian slip for you Rev.-up the Rodinme.
                              I've heard how you prison sissies stick up for each other(no pun intended) But I had the best Lawyers the cartels can buy and my culo can still whistle Dixie.
                              Wrestling with Demons.
                              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                              LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                              • #30
                                Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                                I miss the Pastor.

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