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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #61
    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    What makes you say that?
    "A jail guard looked at me the wrong way on Monday. I stuck both my Godly fingers up his nose and ripped it clean off his face" resorting to violence just because the guard looked at him. Sounds like he is becoming a little unhinged.
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    • Dirk
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      #62
      Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      "A jail guard looked at me the wrong way on Monday. I stuck both my Godly fingers up his nose and ripped it clean off his face" resorting to violence just because the guard looked at him. Sounds like he is becoming a little unhinged.
      What is it with you and homosexuality?

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      • Jo Freddie
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        #63
        Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

        Originally posted by Dirk View Post
        What is it with you and homosexuality?
        What is about PDF's words that make you think of homosexuality?
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        • Dirk
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          #64
          Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          What is about PDF's words that make you think of homosexuality?
          It's not PDF's words, but your username plus your constant reference to homosexuality got me suspicious from the start!

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          • Jo Freddie
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            #65
            Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
            It's not PDF's words, but your username plus your constant reference to homosexuality got me suspicious from the start!
            I can't help wonder why you see reverences to peoples sexuality where none exist, and anyway what consenting adults do with each other is of no concern to me and should not be to you, as the good lord tells us


            The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

            4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go fuck yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

            Followed by this piece of advice

            8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
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            • Jo Freddie
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              #66
              Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

              His violent outbursts continue....
              Pastor Deacon Fred] I got pissed at some fat Mary Worshipping Mexican in the prison yard today. Grabbed him by the balls, threw him against the fence and busted 5 ribs! Glory! I got a belly laugh watchin' him squirm on the ground like a pansy! Apparently, there is a new boss in Fort Madison County Jail - name is P.D.F. Now, just wait ti...ll ya'll facebookers bust me out of here. I've got some scores to settle when I get back to CHURCH!
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              • Dirk
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                • Apr 2010
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                #67
                Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                I can't help wonder why you see reverences to peoples sexuality where none exist, and anyway what consenting adults do with each other is of no concern to me and should not be to you, as the good lord tells us.
                Are you implying I can't read well and make up things that aren't there? If so, why do you hate me for it? Your post obviously consist of hatred, I sense no love with any of your posts. All you talk about is hatred and telling people having faith is a bad thing. I still wonder why you are still online, perhaps you can learn a thing or two on this forum.

                You can start reading the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible from beginning to end, every letter! After that, you can see why I am able to spot homosexual related issues that most people do not see. Also, I am able to see things like if someone is implying I am wrong, while in fact he is the person that is wrong.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  #68
                  Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                  Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                  Are you implying I can't read well and make up things that aren't there? If so, why do you hate me for it? Your post obviously consist of hatred, I sense no love with any of your posts. All you talk about is hatred and telling people having faith is a bad thing. I still wonder why you are still online, perhaps you can learn a thing or two on this forum.
                  You do seem to see inferences where none was made, and I wonder why that is? I wonder why you see sexual overtones where there is none. I wonder why you see expressions of hatred where there are none. Could it be your own feelings that you are suppressing that are making you see those things? Is it you blind acceptance of a book that deep down you know is wrong, a book that forces you to suppress your real being, forces you to be untrue to yourself.

                  I have no feelings of hate for you or the pastors here. It is my intention to try to lead you towards the truth, lead you to a life free from hate, free from the chains that you “good book” tethers you with. I do not hate God, I love God, I KNOW who God is. I accept God in all his Noodlely glory.

                  If you can remove the shackles of your counterfeit god and accept the One True God you will find your life improves, and you will be able to able to experience unimaginable joys that are denied to you at the moment.
                  Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                  You can start reading the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible from beginning to end, every letter! After that, you can see why I am able to spot homosexual related issues that most people do not see. Also, I am able to see things like if someone is implying I am wrong, while in fact he is the person that is wrong.
                  That book has warped your perception of the world and the people in it. Read the TRUE HOLY books (you will find links to them in my signature) discover the true nature of our Lord and Creator, free yourself from the hatred and self loathing that consumes your very being.

                  If is that same hatred and self loathing that I can see eating away at Pastor Deacon Fred's very being causing him to resort to violence.

                  Accept the TRUE Gospel and you will no longer have those feelings of hate twisting away inside you when ever you see someone doing things that you want to do yourself but have been told are so wrong. Think of a life free from that pain, rejoice in your own existence and that of others.
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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    #69
                    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                    Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                    This is a conversation I had with Pastor Deacon Fred shortly before his troubles began. I think this demonstrates the faith PDF has in his good friend, now Pastor Brother Deacon Harry Hardwick Shepard for Life.
                    I just do not understand why you try to belittle that friendship and trust. Did Satan send you?

                    Pastor Fred, ... I have noticed how busy Pastor Flint is within the workings of the church, almost your right hand. My question is if you were suddenly called to do missionary work in some non extradition country after one of your many late night meetings with a large donor would he take charge of the flock or is there another, besides Jesus of course, that we of the flock should blindly follow? I would not like to become a follower of a false prophet and end up in hell.


                    Pastor Deacon Fred If I am ever absent - my emergency pastoral back-up is always Associate Pastor, Brother Harry Hardwick. You can friend him on the Facebooks - it is always good to have The Bible Answer Man in the buffer if you need some hope and help!

                    April 23 at 7:43pm
                    His view of Brother Hardwick seems to have changed

                    Originally posted by Pastor Deacon Fred
                    And Edna! Where is Edna? I haven't heard from her in over a month! I gotta get out of here folks! I can hear her voice right now saying, "THIS IS TOTAL BULL CRAPS!" And it is! If I ever get my hands around Brother Harry's neck, I'll shake it like a storm door in a hurricane!
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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      #70
                      Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                      Originally posted by Anita Wittig
                      Well Pastor, it's like we've been trying to tell ya lo these months..us your faithful congregants and sycophants tried to stop this monstrous take over, but alas, Mrs Bowers and (sic)Pastor Hardwick have taken control of everything.....
                      .
                      one of the only things that keeps me going is Pastor Ezekial Flint's words of wisdom (and of course his naked pix on his profile) Blessings of the word Pastor.!
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                      • BelieverInGod
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                        #71
                        Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Leviticus 19:16 Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.

                        Proverbs 11:29 He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind: and the fool shall be servant to the wise of heart.

                        Proverbs 16:28 A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth chief friends.

                        Proverbs 18:8 The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost parts of the belly.
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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          #72
                          Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          Leviticus 19:16 Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.

                          Proverbs 11:29 He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind: and the fool shall be servant to the wise of heart.

                          Proverbs 16:28 A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth chief friends.

                          Proverbs 18:8 The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost parts of the belly.
                          I made the mistake of clicking on the photo tab of his profile and those are just the ones where he has not set the privacy to restrict access, I dread to think what others he has there that only the select few can see!
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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            #73
                            Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                            Originally posted by Pastor Deacon Fred
                            If anything happens to my wife, or my personal secretary Edna Denkins I'm going to do what I did to that fat queer who tried to grab my tallywhacker in the jail shower today. Part of you will be hangin' on my wall like a trophy while your blood drips down on this damned NIV Bible they stuck me with! GLORY TO GOD! SHOUT IT!
                            Getting the in for when he eventually gets out

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                            • Jo Freddie
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                              #74
                              Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                              Originally posted by Pastor Deacon Fred
                              Every one of you is coming to visit me in jail on the 4th of July? Will these prison doors withstand the strain of the only 4,451 friends I have left in this world? I've read your e-mails, and I promise to stay to the furthest corner of my prison cell when I hear the first explosion on our Nation's Birthday. I don't kn...ow what you all are planning... but I’m looking forward to signing each of your Bibles personally.
                              Special Fireworks tomorrow?
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                              • BelieverInGod
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                                #75
                                Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                                Well I don't fully understand what is happening, but if there is a schism in the Church, I believe I will follow Pastor Zeke wherever he leads. He has done so much for Seth and me in the last little while that he has proven to me that he is truly a man of God.
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