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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #31
    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

    Not one to say "I told you so"

    But

    I TOLD YOU SO

    Such a display of the true nature of these baptists - Has anyone found out yet who actually wrote the sermon that got PDF into so much trouble?
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    • Benedict A. Davis
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      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #32
      Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Not one to say "I told you so"

      But

      I TOLD YOU SO

      Such a display of the true nature of these baptists - Has anyone found out yet who actually wrote the sermon that got PDF into so much trouble?
      I had read this news earlier today after seeing it on the internet news page I get when I sign on and am in shock. I am on the road driving for the next few days and I do not have time to do long involved web searches so if any of you True Christian™ folk have any news or hear anything after services please post it here so we can figure out what is really going on.
      As a question has anyone seen Sam Diamond in Freehold lately? Just wondering, making conversation, you know what I mean...
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      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #33
        Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

        From farce book....

        Originally posted by Harry Hardwick
        I'M HEAD HONCHO NOW! If any of you have not heard (meaning you live under a rock), the Board of Deacons unanimously named me head pastor of Landover Baptist Church. As you know, Deacon Fred is in jail and, in light of the papers Betty Bowers and I felt compelled to turn over to authorities, will be for some time. We wi...ll remain faithful to his legacy, though Betty and I will be announcing sweeping changes soon.
        Yet again such honour between the Pastors of this Church.
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        • Benedict A. Davis
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          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #34
          Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          From farce book....


          Yet again such honour between the Pastors of this Church.
          OK PASTA BOY WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING ANYWAY, FOUND THIS ON FACEBOOK=YOU PLAYING BOTH SIDES AGAINST THE MIDDLE! HOW MUCH OF THIS IS YOUR DOING!

          Harry Hardwick and Pastor Deacon Fred are now friends with Joseph "Jo Freddie" Shields.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • Sam Diamond
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            • Apr 2010
            • 182

            #35
            Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

            I can neither deny nor confirm that I have been hired by Landover Baptist Church. I am aware of the incarceration of PDF. If I am needed the Senior Pastors have my private cell # as well as my satellite phone. I am in the area and have been for some time. My team of ex-CIA and blackwater operatives are at the disposal of Landover Baptist Church.I do not have any knowledge of the whereabouts of PDF's personal secretary. Nor do I have any knowledge of a possible jail break in. As always at your beckon call Sam Diamond.

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            • WWJDnow
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              • Aug 2009
              • 6311

              #36
              Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Has anyone found out yet who actually wrote the sermon that got PDF into so much trouble?
              Like all of Pastor Deacon Fred's sermons, God wrote it.
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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
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                #37
                Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                OK PASTA BOY WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING ANYWAY, FOUND THIS ON FACEBOOK=YOU PLAYING BOTH SIDES AGAINST THE MIDDLE! HOW MUCH OF THIS IS YOUR DOING!

                Harry Hardwick and Pastor Deacon Fred are now friends with Joseph "Jo Freddie" Shields.
                I just have my and am watching the soap opera unfold, such fun to see your so called gods favourite church have its own night of the long knives.
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                • Sam Diamond
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                  • Apr 2010
                  • 182

                  #38
                  Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                  Hello Jo,I don't believe I have had the pleasure of meeting you. Have you ever heard the saying don't tug on superman's cape, don't spit into the wind? PDF is a personal friend of mine.

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #39
                    Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                    Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                    Hello Jo,I don't believe I have had the pleasure of meeting you. Have you ever heard the saying don't tug on superman's cape, don't spit into the wind? PDF is a personal friend of mine.
                    Then you should be even more interested then I in who wrote the sermon that got him into so much trouble then, and with your past and connections I am sure you could find the answer if you really wanted to.
                    I am not pulling or spitting at anyone or anything, I am just trying to get people to think, something that seems to be frowned upon by LBC in my experience.
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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
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                      #40
                      Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                      Latest updates from farce book
                      Originally posted by Edna Denkins
                      GOD IS GOOD!!! This shirt save my life tonight! I had so many Christian Truckers comin' up to me to witness at the Truck stop where I am holed up. A bunch of sweet gentlemans I can trust just lined up in front of me, trying to save my soul! Now I know the true purpose of these T-shits! It helps a desprate Christan... woman find men she can trust! Then I'll tell them I'm saved in the cab, and thank them for the ride! Priase God!!!!!
                      Originally posted by Harry Hardwick
                      Edna, even when I don't know your exact physical location, I know where you are -- in the gutter, as usual. We haven't even submitted the paperwork on you to authorities yet. How much we tell them will depend largely on when we get those passwords.

                      Originally posted by Edna Denkins
                      FU Brother Harry!!!! Your damng sin posse ain't even close to catching up with me and pastor deacon's facebooks password! U an UR fat a** wife can stick it! I am hoping on a truck right now with a christan man and ya'll dont have a clue where I am! - Sister Edna Denkins - Praise GOD and FREE PASTOR DEACON FRED!!!!!
                      In response to my question about who wrote the sermon
                      Originally posted by Edna Denkins
                      That craps is ileagl now! Dont even try to get a copy of that sremon or you will wind your a** in jail just like my sweet Pastor!
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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
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                        #41
                        Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                        She seems to be in a bad way, such love she is getting from her loving Church
                        Originally posted by Edna Denkins
                        i AINT GOT times for spell check - fact is, "spell checks" sounds like WICCAN bull craps!!! And if u dont like the disrection Landorver Bapist Church is heading - RUN LIKE HELL!!! They'll do the same bull craps 2u as they done to me!! Catch up with ya'll when this fine truck driver fellow drops me off at my dEstination! Praise God! - Sister Edna Denkins - Love Ya'll!!!
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                        • TC Patriot
                          AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
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                          • Oct 2008
                          • 1060

                          #42
                          Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Not one to say "I told you so"

                          But

                          I TOLD YOU SO

                          Such a display of the true nature of these baptists - Has anyone found out yet who actually wrote the sermon that got PDF into so much trouble?
                          The sermon was inspired by GOD and his holy WORD! Only GODLY words come out of Pastor Fred's mouth.

                          YOU will burn in hell!

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #43
                            Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                            Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                            The sermon was inspired by GOD and his holy WORD! Only GODLY words come out of Pastor Fred's mouth.

                            YOU will burn in hell!
                            And your God is looking after him so well

                            Originally posted by Pastor Deacon Fred
                            Brother Harry, you haven't visited for 10 days. WHERE IS EDNA? She hasn't visited for 5 days! How is everyone? What's going on at church? SEE ME ASAP! AND DELETE THIS MESSAGE! I gave this little Mexican boy my wedding ring so I could use his Facebook phone application. Jail guard is coming - we're screwed! HELP ME NOW! - PDF. And I s
                            Abandoned by his imaginary friend and by his fellow pastors by the look of it
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                            • TC Patriot
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                              • Oct 2008
                              • 1060

                              #44
                              Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                              Brothers and Sisters of LBC we are on a need to know basis here. If I were privy to some information and I am not confirming or denying what I may or may not know but if I were to say what I may or may not know I'd have o kill you.

                              What we all know is this is a vast leftist Demoncratic plot. CNN Communist News Network is applying the typical leftist Satanic spin to this travesty. They have been gunning for LBC for years.

                              Pray for LBC!

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                              • TC Patriot
                                AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
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                                • Oct 2008
                                • 1060

                                #45
                                Re: Prayer for Pastor Deacon Fred

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                And your God is looking after him so well

                                Pastor Deacon Fred is a holy Christian martyr. This is not a test of Pastor Deacon Fred but it is an example to the world of how a True Christian man comports himself when faced with the forces of satan and his agents.



                                Abandoned by his imaginary friend and by his fellow pastors by the look of it

                                Pastor Deacon Fred is a holy Christian martyr. This is not a test of Pastor Deacon Fred but it is an example to the world of how a True Christian man comports himself when faced with the forces of satan and his agents.

                                God is simply grooming our beloved pastor for even greater things. Pastor Fred has always been the advance man for the second coming of Jesus Christ.

                                Jesus loves Dick



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