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    My Daily Prayer

    Not a single day goes by without me and my wife Delores getting down on our knees to pray to God in grateful humility for making the United States of America the greatest country in the history of the world, and a solemn prayer to The Lord to abolish the Supreme Court and replace them with Godly True Christian(tm) pastors wielding absolute and total control over every function of the government and the justice system.
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    Re: My Daily Prayer

    It is my fervent wish that George W Bush will appoint Brother Fred Phelps as the head of The Department Of Faith-Based Initiatives.

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      Re: My Daily Prayer

      Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
      It is my fervent wish that George W Bush will appoint Brother Fred Phelps as the head of The Department Of Faith-Based Initiatives.
      What makes you think for ONE SECOND that it would EVER be necessary for ANY President to go outside of Landover Baptist to find the best candidate for ANY government position?
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        Re: My Daily Prayer

        Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
        It is my fervent wish that George W Bush will appoint Brother Fred Phelps as the head of The Department Of Faith-Based Initiatives.
        Sure, why don't we give it to Ted Kennedy since we are rewarding liberals.

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          Re: My Daily Prayer

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          What makes you think for ONE SECOND that it would EVER be necessary for ANY President to go outside of Landover Baptist to find the best candidate for ANY government position?
          Hmmm, I see your point. There really isn't anyone outside of Landover Baptist that would be qualified anyway. I would like to see Betty Bowers on Bush's cabinet-provided, of course, that she is deferential to all the men, as God commands.

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