[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Your god is Evil!

Have you considered that The One True God may have sent ME here to bring you the TRUTH, to show you that you have been following false prophets all this time?

After I did not come to this place of my own free will, I was forced to come here by Pastor Al E Pistle And where is Pastor Al now? could it be that he is Sailing the seven seas and cooking great Pasta? Oh I must point out the I am not the "chief Pastafarian" as the good Pastor describes me, as with the rest of his description of me that is not the case.

The last we heard, Pastor Al was captured by a tribe of angry Hottentots. As he may be in the kettle even as we speak, I advise you to pray rather than mock.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Your god is Evil!

No.

Then maybe you should contemplate that possibility for a while longer then

The last we heard, Pastor Al was captured by a tribe of angry Hottentots. As he may be in the kettle even as we speak, I advise you to pray rather than mock.

I do not mock, despite the title your admins have seen fit to give me, I am not here to mock anybody or anything, I am here to help you find the right path, to help you break free of the mental chains you are bound up with. I know it will be hard for you to accept my help, but you will feel better once you do, once you can accept others for who they are, once you are free of the acid burning away inside you, eating away at who you are, leaving nothing but a bitter empty shell. It is not to late my friend....

Accept The One True God.
Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and creator.
Accept the Gift of The Beer Volcano.
Accept the Gift of the Stripper Factory.
Rejoice in the Pasta.
Rejoice in the Sauce.
Rejoice in the Heavenly Meatballs.
Raise your tankard and quaff deeply of the Grog.

RAmen

[Madison007]

Re: Your god is Evil!

God doesn't answer the prayers of sinners like you.

[A Orpington-Smythe]

Re: Your god is Evil!

Balderdash! Works for me......!!!!

You should listen to him.
I've been touched by his noodley appendage and I rather liked it.

My only complaint is the beer volcano......coulda, shoulda been a margarita volcano....but hey.....no one said salvation was going to be easy.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Your god is Evil!

Balderdash! Works for me......!!!!

You should listen to him.
I've been touched by his noodley appendage and I rather liked it.

My only complaint is the beer volcano......coulda, shoulda been a margarita volcano....but hey.....no one said salvation was going to be easy.

The output of the Beer Volcano, as with the Stripper Factory is determined by YOU, if margarita is what you desire margarita is what you get.

[A Orpington-Smythe]

Re: Your god is Evil!

Excellent news !
I'm in...............how'bout you lot ?
You know you want to....!!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Your god is Evil!

The output of the Beer Volcano, as with the Stripper Factory is determined by YOU, if margarita is what you desire margarita is what you get.

Excellent news !
I'm in...............how'bout you lot ?
You know you want to....!!!!!

Dear Godmocking degenerates: Kindly do us all a favor and go jump into the nearest volcano. If Jesus turns it into anything that doesn't cause you to instantly melt, we'll all jump in right after you.