[Jo Freddie]

Re: Prayer For Repent

I dare say that The Lord would Protect a KJV16611 from any damage as long as your Faith were strong.

Your imaginary friend Elohim is not going to protect anything.

“His Noodly Appendage” would merely sit there going cold.

I have no knowledge of the temperature of The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, nor has anyone else, but as He has been around since before the dawn of time so I reckon he is happy with whatever it is, and could fly past any Sun should he feel like a bit of a warm.

This is pure conjecture and is based on no proof whatsoever, nor sound research. May I suggest that the now damaged Bible was not KJV611?

KJV1611 or another version of the Collected Fairy Tales of the chasers still more use as a fire lighter.

and suffer the eternal torments of Hell.

Look I have been over and over this, there is no burning Hell of eternal torment, but you are so badly brainwashed by the cult of Elohim you can't understand this simple fact.

[Mark Christ]

Re: Prayer For Repent

You should purchase a new one. Or maybe even 2 or 3 new ones, since you obviously don't know how to properly handle a Holy Bible.

Don't keep them all in the same place though. You don't want all of them to get ruined at the same time.

Are there people that don't keep at least four KJV1611's in their homes at all times?

One of my four is in an air tight glass display case and has never been touched by human hands (only touched by God's hand).

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prayer For Repent

Are there people that don't keep at least four KJV1611's in their homes at all times?

One of my four is in an air tight glass display case and has never been touched by human hands (only touched by God's hand).

I was going to say I've only got 2 (the one put away and the one I'm currently reading) but then I thought, no we have at least 6, my two, Seth has a couple and the two oldest boys have one each.