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  • #16
    Re: Prayer request for a sin...of omission

    I will pray that the homer demons that are infecting your 'son's' colon are vanquished.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #17
      Re: Prayer request for a sin...of omission

      This is quite a quandary right now it is hug him or kill him. that is certainly a wide spectrum. I am confused. It is back to my prayer closet.I guess I should slow down on the iced tea or I won't get any praying done.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • #18
        Re: Prayer request for a sin...of omission

        Why not simply beat the boy until he stops being gay?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #19
          Re: Prayer request for a sin...of omission

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Why not simply beat the boy until he stops being gay?
          Cause that's impossible.
          God's a cool guy.

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          • #20
            Re: Prayer request for a sin...of omission

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            Hold on meat ball head, there is no reconciliation!
            Deuteronomy 13:6-10



            If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
            Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
            Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
            But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
            And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.


            If any thing lure the kid to the stoning festival!
            While it is true that he has fallen under the spell of the cult of a false god, (we all agree the IPU cult worship a false god) I have not seen anything about his son trying to convert AIM to anything.
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            • #21
              Re: Prayer request for a sin...of omission

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              While it is true that he has fallen under the spell of the cult of a false god, (we all agree the IPU cult worship a false god) I have not seen anything about his son trying to convert AIM to anything.
              Agreed, but you are and I have a lot of stones, say will you be attending the festival next week end, if so I have a place of honor in mind. Well pasta boy, care to come?

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              • #22
                Re: Prayer request for a sin...of omission

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                Agreed, but you are and I have a lot of stones, say will you be attending the festival next week end, if so I have a place of honour in mind. Well pasta boy, care to come?
                Sorry, I would not want to give your festival any creditability by attending it.
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                • #23
                  Re: Prayer request for a sin...of omission

                  Originally posted by total-homer View Post
                  Cause that's impossible.
                  Matthew 19: 26But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

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