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    Many Prayers

    Please, I need as many sweet, clean, real hard prayers that you can send my way. Every day.

    help me find the way before my next liberal thought. Hurry! I really want to show compassion for another human that might not be Landover saved. Then there is the music, the sex and many other perversions of faith to deal with.

    I can feel myself leaning towards a Catholic confession of sins and looking for my Mardi Gras..I mean rosary beads.
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    Re: Many Prayers

    please dear lord,
    Save this man from damnation that is only in your power to bestow.
    Forgive him his tresspasses against the one true faith.

    I will burn some dung for your salvation .
    Keep praising the name of Jesus,and you will see the way .

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    • #3
      Re: Many Prayers

      Originally posted by Godless Liberal View Post
      Please, I need as many sweet, clean, real hard prayers that you can send my way. Every day.

      help me find the way before my next liberal thought. Hurry! I really want to show compassion for another human that might not be Landover saved. Then there is the music, the sex and many other perversions of faith to deal with.

      I can feel myself leaning towards a Catholic confession of sins and looking for my Mardi Gras..I mean rosary beads.
      Perhaps you need some help from one of our fully qualified Landover Salvation Councilors.

      Remember help is only a phone and credit card away.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #4
        Re: Many Prayers

        Awwwwww look what happened ............... the Homer got his bottom Gonged!

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #5
          Re: Many Prayers

          Jep that much is true... i bet a local preast had solid evidence for him committing sins.
          He wasn't as tight as he was supposed to be. Thus delivering him to the allmighty moderator.
          (and yes i do believe the moderators of this forum are guided by the good lord, to keep us free is sinners, homers and catholics)

          .

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          • #6
            Re: Many Prayers

            Hey, disposable blade above: spell check.

            Being Dutch is no excuse for also ruining God's Language: English.

            Get with the program or get nicked.

            Cheerfuly, your stropper,

            PP


            Originally posted by Razoorsharp83 View Post
            Yep that much is true... I bet that a local priest had solid evidence of his committing sins.
            He wasn't as tight as he was supposed to be, thus delivering him to the Almighty Moderator.
            (and yes I do believe that the moderators of this forum are guided by the good Lord to keep us free from sinners, homers and cathylicks)

            .

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            • #7
              Re: Many Prayers

              PS: When I typo, I'm entitled. I'm an American.

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              • #8
                Re: Many Prayers

                woops....
                Sorry bout that, I’ll leave the spellchecker on next time .
                Anyway you also missed one! ",Thus” was with capitol T"
                Forgive me my trespasses PoeticPeter, for I did not know what I did wrong..
                Be gentle…

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                • #9
                  Re: Many Prayers

                  Originally posted by Razoorsharp83 View Post
                  woops....
                  Sorry bout that, I’ll leave the spellchecker on next time .
                  Anyway you also missed one! ",Thus” was with capitol T"
                  Forgive me my trespasses PoeticPeter*, for I did not know what I did wrong..
                  Be gentle…
                  It was my "suggestion" that the sentence carry on from a comma.
                  My "suggestion", lad, is just that. Just like a "STOP" sign means "oh yeah, cruise right on through."

                  Gently for you, with real Christian Charity,

                  your pal PP

                  ___________

                  *PS: My name has a gap just like your two front teeth.

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