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  • OneSavedAmerican
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2007
    • 13

    #1

    Thank god for 9/11

    Thank god for 9/11 and for us watching those Americans suffer and crash to the ground as they would when they die.

    10,000 People died? How sad, Not even a break fast for me.
  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: Thank god for 9/11

    Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
    Thank god for 9/11 and for us watching those Americans suffer and crash to the ground as they would when they die.

    10,000 People died? How sad, Not even a break fast for me.
    I'd rather be dead than be alive and a wop. Why don't you go sit on a priest's lap?

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    • OneSavedAmerican
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2007
      • 13

      #3
      Re: Thank god for 9/11

      Don't tell me theres not Pedophiles on the Baptist church. Because I've seen it on the news a lot of times, The Catholic church has 1 BILLION followers. It's obvious that someone has to be something.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Thank god for 9/11

        Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
        Don't tell me theres not Pedophiles on the Baptist church. Because I've seen it on the news a lot of times, The Catholic church has 1 BILLION followers. It's obvious that someone has to be something.
        Friend,

        As am I as am sure as the Love of Jesus you will find no pedophiles in Freehold, Iowa.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #5
          Re: Thank god for 9/11

          Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
          Don't tell me theres not Pedophiles on the Baptist church. Because I've seen it on the news a lot of times, The Catholic church has 1 BILLION followers. It's obvious that someone has to be something.
          I dare you to find a news story that has a member of Landover Bapist, the only true church, even accused of being a pedophile.

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          • OneSavedAmerican
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2007
            • 13

            #6
            Re: Thank god for 9/11

            There's Pedos everywhere. And It's sickening like your Head.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Thank god for 9/11

              Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
              There's Pedos everywhere. And It's sickening like your Head.
              Prove it friend.

              Now friend, I understand you are an unsaved woop but are these personal attack really necessary. We are just trying to have a civilized conversation with you.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Thank god for 9/11

                Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
                Don't tell me theres not Pedophiles on the Baptist church. Because I've seen it on the news a lot of times, The Catholic church has 1 BILLION followers. It's obvious that someone has to be something.
                Think about it. GOD made Adam and Eve. God invented sexual procreation. But in order to be a catholic priest, you have to be a homosexual. Catholic priests are not allowed to have sex with women, only other men.....and boys.

                Do YOU have a priest? Ask him if he is allowed to have sex with women. Ask him why priests call kids like you 'dunkin donuts'. Do you know why that is? Because SATAN invented the Catholic Church and is now the Pope.

                Do you know why GOD pisses on France and Italy? Because they are Catholic. Do you know why all French and Italian women draw more flies than men? Catholic. Got the smell of dead flesh upon them. Do you know why the French and Italian armies are famous? For running away. No courage. Because they are Catholic.

                So SATAN has one billion followers. Jesus isn't worried. When He returns for the final battle, all the Catholics will run away. We will have the same view of all of you that your priests do now: your pudgy greased-up butts flapping in the wind. Bahahahahahahahahahahaha.

                Wait....I just thought up some Sicilian jokes.

                How do you cook a Sicilian?
                Put one in a pot.
                pour off the grease
                pour off the grease
                pour off the grease
                pour off the grease
                pour off the grease
                pour off the grease
                pour off the grease
                pour off the grease
                pour off the grease
                pour off the grease

                Hmmmm....I'll bet the little homer can't read the forum anymore. I'll save the rest of the jokes.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                  Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                   
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 6572

                  #9
                  Re: Thank god for 9/11

                  Kitten-killing dagos aren't allowed to thank God for 9/11. Only this guy is allowed to thank God for 9/11 (I think he's got a trademark on "thank God for 9/11):

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: Thank god for 9/11

                    Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
                    Don't tell me theres not Pedophiles on the Baptist church. Because I've seen it on the news a lot of times, The Catholic church has 1 BILLION followers. It's obvious that someone has to be something.
                    That's the most impressive series of non-sequiturs I've ever seen. There are no paedophiles on, in, or even under God's Favourite Church. The Catholic Church does indeed have a lot of hellbound followers, what about it? It's obvious that if you are a Saved True Christian™, you have to be a Landover Baptist, and that if you are a child molester, you have to be a Catholic. I see you're banned now, which is a pity, I'd quite like to see what random nonsensical statements you were going to come out with next.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #11
                      Re: Thank god for 9/11

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      That's the most impressive series of non-sequiturs I've ever seen. There are no paedophiles on, in, or even under God's Favourite Church. The Catholic Church does indeed have a lot of hellbound followers, what about it? It's obvious that if you are a Saved True Christian™, you have to be a Landover Baptist, and that if you are a child molester, you have to be a Catholic. I see you're banned now, which is a pity, I'd quite like to see what random nonsensical statements you were going to come out with next.
                      He was banned for multiple accounts and being a piffler, but you may un-ban him as long as you accept responsibility for watching him.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Thank god for 9/11

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        He was banned for multiple accounts and being a piffler, but you may un-ban him as long as you accept responsibility for watching him.
                        No, I'm strong in the Faith, but I'm not quite sure I'm ready to accept responsibility for a degenerate Sicilian.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                           
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6572

                          #13
                          Re: Thank god for 9/11

                          Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
                          10,000 People died?
                          No, 3,000 people died. I see you subscribe to the Jewish School of Bodycounting.
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                          • Buford T Scoggins
                            Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 911

                            #14
                            Re: Thank god for 9/11

                            Originally posted by OneSavedAmerican View Post
                            Don't tell me theres not Pedophiles on the Baptist church. Because I've seen it on the news a lot of times, The Catholic church has 1 BILLION followers. It's obvious that someone has to be something.
                            We know what kind of "person" you are. Since you don't read the Bible, here's a good book for you:



                            Available from Satanic Amazon.com. It was written by a Catholic priest, who is a Demoncrat and the same person who framed beloved Senator Larry Craig.
                            yours in Christ,
                            Brother Buford

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