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2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.
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Re: Please pray for my Daddy
I am most concerned that none of the so called "gentlemen" of your Church have not come to your aid in this time of great need, I think this is totally disgraceful and I will not stand by and let you deal with all this alone.Originally posted by Sister Charli View PostThank you Pasta Jo.
I hereby offer you my assistance, if you feel that you can accept my help I can be there to help you the day after tomorrow, I have checked with Quantas and I can get on a flight should you need my help.Posted via Pasta
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Sister Charli! Do not trust this noodle slurping queer! He will force you to worship his pasta demon and will probably rape you, since he is a pirate. Do not be deceived by his soft exterior. Once he is within arms reach he will reveal the pure evil that lurks within all blasphemers of the Lord.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
I hereby offer you my assistance, if you feel that you can accept my help I can be there to help you the day after tomorrow, I have checked with Quantas and I can get on a flight should you need my help.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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This is not the time to be making cheap jibes. This is not a point scoring exercise. Sister Chali is in need of assistance, and I am man enough to offer that assistance without any thought to the cost or personal gain, I have no intention of trying to convert the good sister, that would not be appropriate behaviour at this time.Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostSister Charli! Do not trust this noodle slurping queer! He will force you to worship his pasta demon and will probably rape you, since he is a pirate. Do not be deceived by his soft exterior. Once he is within arms reach he will reveal the pure evil that lurks within all blasphemers of the Lord.
Despite what you think about me and the religion I follow, I do have a fully working moral compass.Posted via Pasta
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There is no way that you can worship a false god and have any kind of a moral compass other than a Satanic one. You are a habitual rapist and a booty jacker. Go float your privateer into a sea monster.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostThis is not the time to be making cheap jibes. This is not a point scoring exercise. Sister Chali is in need of assistance, and I am man enough to offer that assistance without any thought to the cost or personal gain, I have no intention of trying to convert the good sister, that would not be appropriate behaviour at this time.
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Make you mind up Bobby, your usual insult is along the lines that I would have no interest in a fine woman like Sister Chali, but as that does not fit with your desire to say how evil I am so now you change tack.Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostThere is no way that you can worship a false god and have any kind of a moral compass other than a Satanic one. You are a habitual rapist and a booty jacker. Go float your privateer into a sea monster.
This is not the place to have a slanging match, show some respect for her late father.Posted via Pasta
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Would you two both put your ax and noodle away, this is Charli's thread and she's going through a rough time. Either start your own thread or take it into PM. Do you really think she needs to hear you two going at each other?
Charli, Sister BIG hasn't come out of her prayer closet since she's heard the news. I am sorry to hear about your father, please be comforted by the fact that he is with Jesus now and that you will see him again. If there is anything we can do to help you, please do not hesitate to contact us. I lost my father a few years back and, although I do not understand the special daddy-daughter relationship, I know the pain of losing your father.PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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I totally agree with you for once Seth, and I for one am willing to put aside any differences between Sister Chali and myself and give her whatever aid I can.Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Postthis is Charli's thread and she's going through a rough time.
I am waiting to hear from her before I confirm my flight, but I understand fully that she has a lot on her mind right now, I just hope she will permit me to help carry her load.
I have no wish to get into an argument over this with anyone here and I am sure the good Sister would be grateful if none of you tried to start one.Posted via Pasta
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You just said you were going to be peaceful, and now you are threatening to give Sister Charli the AIDS virus.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostI totally agree with you for once Seth, and I for one am willing to put aside any differences between Sister Chali and myself and give her whatever aid I can.
I'm being as mature and peaceful as a man can be in this situation, but I'm afraid I cannot just sit back and watch a pirate ravish a defenseless and vulnerable woman, after he has just admitted to having the AIDS.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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You really do have a problem barging in where you're uninvited don't you. Has she invited you to come visit her? Not that I've seen. I suspect you are trying to muscle in on a poor Christian girl in her time of grief. Typical atheist.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostI totally agree with you for once Seth, and I for one am willing to put aside any differences between Sister Chali and myself and give her whatever aid I can.
I am waiting to hear from her before I confirm my flight, but I understand fully that she has a lot on her mind right now, I just hope she will permit me to help carry her load.
I have no wish to get into an argument over this with anyone here and I am sure the good Sister would be grateful if none of you tried to start one.
Leave her alone. If she needs help, there are plenty of True Christian(TM) people on this board that can help her without touching her with anything that resembles a noodle. If you do show up uninvited remember that hunters tend to have more than one gun and farm girls tend to learn how to shoot very early in life.PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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Oh poor Bobby of little brain, you do not even understand the simplest of words do you?Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostYou just said you were going to be peaceful, and now you are threatening to give Sister Charli the AIDS virus.
I'm being as mature and peaceful as a man can be in this situation, but I'm afraid I cannot just sit back and watch a pirate ravish a defenseless and vulnerable woman, after he has just admitted to having the AIDS.
aid: To help or furnish with help, support, or relief.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostI totally agree with you for once Seth, and I for one am willing to put aside any differences between Sister Chali and myself and give her whatever aid I can.
I made no mention of any health condition that you feeble brain imagines that I have, I merely wish to offer the poor woman assistance.
I have made it very clear in the absence of any help being offered by her so called friends I am willing to assist poor Sister Charli in her time of need, something the members of your church seem incapable of doing.Originally posted by Seth Campbell View PostYou really do have a problem barging in where you're uninvited don't you. Has she invited you to come visit her? Not that I've seen. I suspect you are trying to muscle in on a poor Christian girl in her time of grief. Typical atheist.
Leave her alone. If she needs help, there are plenty of True Christian™ people on this board that can help her without touching her with anything that resembles a noodle. If you do show up uninvited remember that hunters tend to have more than one gun and farm girls tend to learn how to shoot very early in life.
As I have also said I have not paid for or confirmed any travel arrangements until Sister Charli accepts my offer of help, it she does not my help I will her respect decision, should she accept my offer I hope you too will respect her decision.
Is it so hard for you to comprehend that my offer is purely motivated by my concern for a fellow human being in their time of need?Posted via Pasta
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Remember sister god gives people depression and illnesses because he loves you.Originally posted by Sister Charli View PostBrothers and Sisters in Christ.
As you know, my mother died almost 30 years ago now. As an only child I have devoted my life to looking after Daddy. Daddy has always walked with the Lord. As well as working in the uranium mine here in outback Western Australia he has been the local Baptist Pastor.
Daddy had a doctor's appointment this morning and I am afraid the news is not good. The years of exposure to uranium have affected his liver. The doctor wants him to go on a liver cleansing diet and has told him that he can never drink his favourite Fosters beer again.
Apart from all the physical illness and pain Daddy is currently experiencing he is also a broken man. So downhearted. I have never seen him like this before.
I am busy in the kitchen making his favourite koala and mango pies, with tears streaming down my cheeks.
Please keep Daddy in your prayers. Once my pies are out of the wood fired oven I will be taking to my prayer closet to beg my Heavenly Father to heal my Earthly Father.
Please join me in prayer.
God bless you all,
Sister Charli.
As a matter of fact it's a miracle that only his liver is failing, he should be dieing from at least 6 different kinds of cancers.
Proscription: Stop whining like an alcoholic and stop drinking beer and pray to your lord for being still alive.Go ahead make my day Admin -- True Satanist Fool aka Santos Primus
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He's not still alive you sadistic little twit. He's dead. So do you enjoy torturing puppies and kittens in your spare time as well? Why would you attack a poor woman who has just lost her father like this.Originally posted by True Satanist Fool View PostRemember sister god gives people depression and illnesses because he loves you.
As a matter of fact it's a miracle that only his liver is failing, he should be dieing from at least 6 different kinds of cancers.
Proscription: Stop whining like an alcoholic and stop drinking beer and pray to your lord for being still alive.
And I really want to know why we let satanic trash like this hang around.PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
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How very crass of you to post such a vile statement at a time of poor Sister Charli's grief.Originally posted by True Satanist Fool View PostRemember sister god gives people depression and illnesses because he loves you.
As a matter of fact it's a miracle that only his liver is failing, he should be dieing from at least 6 different kinds of cancers.
Proscription: Stop whining like an alcoholic and stop drinking beer and pray to your lord for being still alive.Posted via Pasta
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I don't cry over people who's asking for it.Originally posted by Seth Campbell View PostHe's not still alive you sadistic little twit. He's dead. So do you enjoy torturing puppies and kittens in your spare time as well? Why would you attack a poor woman who has just lost her father like this.
And I really want to know why we let satanic trash like this hang around.
If you don't want to die then don't play with uranium and get a proper job.
And why I'm here.
If people like me didn't exist Jesus would suck even more balls then he already does.
I'm no slave to some long dead man and I spit in the eye of god in hope that he spits back.Go ahead make my day Admin -- True Satanist Fool aka Santos Primus
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