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    Pray for Paul Zachary Meyers deathbed conversion!

    Noted "New Atheist" God-hater, Assistant Professor Paul Zachary Meyers, is at death's door! Please join me in praying that he finally gives up his anger at Jesus and accepts the Lord's LOVING GIFT of salvation before He smites the raging atheist HARD!
    He's not as famous as Christopher Hitchens, so there won't be a $1 million bounty on his soul. However, we are pleased as punch to be able to offer $250,000 for whoever successfully SAVES THE SOUL of Assistant Professor Meyers, and this is ON TOP OF the reward that had previously been announced so you can save part of your QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS when you enjoy 50% off on freedom fries at Big Bill's Bibles & Burgers!

    First Jesus came for Hitchens, now He's come for Meyers... Richard "Dick" Dawkins is likely cowering under his bed and shaking in his boots right now!
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    Tags: atheists: vain godless scum, prayer requests, pz myers
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    Re: Pray for Paul Zachary Meyers deathbed conversion!

    Shout GLORY!! I can't wait to watch this atheistic godmocker burn in hell!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Pray for Paul Zachary Meyers deathbed conversion!

      Oh would our loving savior Jesus be so kind of as do His ripe-the-heart-out-the-godmocker finishing move! We know Christ has been waiting for years to give that unbeliever some tough love. GLORY!

      Were is your Charles Darwin now Meyers? POWNed by Jesus!

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Re: Pray for Paul Zachary Meyers deathbed conversion!

        I was going to say it would be wonderful if Jesus took all of the four horsemen within a month of each other, but then I realized that Meyers isn't one of them.

        Disgusting mocking terminology they took, but I will focus on Meyers and Hitchens for now.

        Please Lord, could you add the other three while your at it? Pretty Please?
        Drama queen

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          Re: Pray for Paul Zachary Meyers deathbed conversion!

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          I was going to say it would be wonderful if Jesus took all of the four horsemen within a month of each other, but then I realized that Meyers isn't one of them.

          Disgusting mocking terminology they took, but I will focus on Meyers and Hitchens for now.

          Please Lord, could you add the other three while your at it? Pretty Please?
          Double header of unbeliver killing from Christ with Meyers and Hitchens.

          So will Dawkins be next?
          Dennett?
          Harris?
          You hear us? Jesus is watching you!

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Re: Pray for Paul Zachary Meyers deathbed conversion!

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            I was going to say it would be wonderful if Jesus took all of the four horsemen within a month of each other, but then I realized that Meyers isn't one of them.
            I think he's more of the stable boy!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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