[Jo Freddie]

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My, arn't we a bit narcky today. You must of had to eat cold left over pasta for breakfast.

I am not being in the slightest bit narky Lisa, just pointing out a simple truth.

The truth does seem to upset you a lot Lisa, could that be due to the guilt you feel subconsciously each time you try to defend the indefensible? I just hope poor Colin does not get irreparably damaged by the lies of your cult. If he truly wishes to know God better I have a moral duty to point him in the right direction so he can come to understand Our Lord Noodle.

[Lisa H]

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I am not being in the slightest bit narky Lisa, just pointing out a simple truth.

The truth does seem to upset you a lot Lisa, could that be due to the guilt you feel subconsciously each time you try to defend the indefensible? I just hope poor Colin does not get irreparably damaged by the lies of your cult. If he truly wishes to know God better I have a moral duty to point him in the right direction so he can come to understand Our Lord Noodle.

Sorry Jo Freddie, the truth in the Lord does not upset me. The Lord makes me happy that I am on the one true path, not some false idol worship. Colin has come here to find the one true God, not to follow another false idol. He is trying to repent his ways. You are only here to undermine his efforts and to bring doubt. When Colin finds salvation, he will see you as test for his belief in the Lord.

[CyberYahweh]

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Lisa H. is showing more love to you, than your own mother and father; who've damned you to h-e-double-hockey sticks, by not teaching you the Scriptural truth of GOD.

It is the refusal to SEE the TRUTH, that hinders your salvation.

2 Tim 4:2
"Preach the Word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage with great patience and careful instruction."

Are True Christians meant to suffer scrutiny from non-believers? Will being a man who is not of God, allow you to be a man who is good by GOD?

Matthew 10: 5-10.
These twelve Jesus sent out with the following instructions: "Do not go among the Gentiles or enter any town of the Samaritans. Go rather to the lost sheep of Israel. As you go, preach this message: 'The kingdom of heaven is near.' Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse those who have leprosy, drive out demons. Freely you have received, freely give. Do not take along any gold or silver or copper in your belts; take no bag for the journey, or extra tunic, or sandals or a staff; for the worker is worth his keep.

On the road to saving the righteous; suffering or tolerating any who don't see/refuse to see the TRUTH, demands no tolerance or wasted time (See subsequent scripture: Matthew 10: 11-16). It rests on YOU to be good with GOD as HE CLEARLY COMMANDS. If you don't meet that standard, then you're not a True Christian™, and by correlation, you're not of GOD.

[Jo Freddie]

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Sorry Jo Freddie, the truth in the Lord does not upset me. The Lord makes me happy that I am on the one true path, not some false idol worship. Colin has come here to find the one true God, not to follow another false idol. He is trying to repent his ways. You are only here to undermine his efforts and to bring doubt. When Colin finds salvation, he will see you as test for his belief in the Lord.

Sorry Lisa but the lord you believe in is not the TRUTH you are following a false path, you do in fact worship a false idol, you are the one undermining his effort to find the correct path to God, the One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. It may well be too late for you, I truly hope it is not, but Colin may yet have a chance to escape the indoctrination of your cult and feel the touch of His Noodly Appendage.

[Jo Freddie]

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you're not a True Christian™, and by correlation, you're not of GOD.

If you are not a True Christian then your chances of understanding GOD increase greatly.

[Lisa H]

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Sorry Lisa but the lord you believe in is not the TRUTH you are following a false path, you do in fact worship a false idol, you are the one undermining his effort to find the correct path to God, the One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. It may well be too late for you, I truly hope it is not, but Colin may yet have a chance to escape the indoctrination of your cult and feel the touch of His Noodly Appendage.

Your FSM is a cult which I have proven to you many times. Alas the word falls on deaf ears. You are like the seed that lands on barren ground and does not grow. Colin has taken the first steps in becoming a Christian and seeking an eternal life in Heaven. All you want to do is keep him in the fiery pits of hell.

[CyberYahweh]

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If you are not a True Christian then your chances of understanding GOD increase greatly.

Bible-passage, or it didn't happen.

Heavens-to-betsy, some people are just so deluded in their wishful opinions. Where in the Bible does it say that one can find GOD's Salvation through anything BUT the path of accepting CHRIST, and all that HIS WORD implies? I think you've been reading too many sheets of toilet paper (books that aren't the Bible/go against The Bible), and not enough of your 1611 K.J.V. BIBLE.

[Jo Freddie]

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Your FSM is a cult which I have proven to you many times. Alas the word falls on deaf ears. You are like the seed that lands on barren ground and does not grow. Colin has taken the first steps in becoming a Christian and seeking an eternal life in Heaven. All you want to do is keep him in the fiery pits of hell.

You have never been able to prove anything to me Lisa, as your beliefs and your view of Heaven and Hell are all based on lies. I, on the other hand, know the Truth and will continue to share it with others.

Bible-passage, or it didn't happen.

Heavens-to-betsy, some people are just so deluded in their wishful opinions. Where in the Bible does it say that one can find GOD's Salvation through anything BUT the path of accepting CHRIST, and all that HIS WORD implies? I think you've been reading too many sheets of toilet paper (books that aren't the Bible/go against The Bible), and not enough of your 1611 K.J.V. BIBLE.

Your bible is as relevant as the "Wizard of Oz" and to restrict its readers to itself as the only source of divine inspiration is but one example of its inadequacies, God speaks to us through many channels as can been seen when you consult a real religious text.

Qwerty

2:1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2:4 As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”

3:5 The lessons of Mohandas Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Voltaire, Plato and Socrates are all lessons of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Lisa H]

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You have never been able to prove anything to me Lisa, as your beliefs and your view of Heaven and Hell are all based on lies. I, on the other hand, know the Truth and will continue to share it with others.

That's because you can only believe in something that you can eat and pleasures of the flesh.

[Jo Freddie]

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That's because you can only believe in something that you can eat and pleasures of the flesh.

What an earth are you wittering on about now Lisa?

[Lisa H]

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What an earth are you wittering on about now Lisa?

See, you have just proved me correct. You want Colin to lie around naked so you paster munchers can touch him with your noodles. Is this the life you want for Colin, to spend this life in turmoil and then spend eternity in hell.

[Jo Freddie]

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See, you have just proved me correct. You want Colin to lie around naked so you paster munchers can touch him with your noodles. Is this the life you want for Colin, to spend this life in turmoil and then spend eternity in hell.

How is the weather on your planet Lisa?

You describe what YOU want for Colin, a life racked with guilt fuelled by the worry that he is not living up to the tenants of the KJV-CFT. What I offer to Colin is the TRUTH, a life not weighed down by the fear of a non-existent lake of eternal fire and an afterlife that is something to look forward to.

[Lisa H]

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How is the weather on your planet Lisa?

You describe what YOU want for Colin, a life racked with guilt fuelled by the worry that he is not living up to the tenants of the KJV-CFT. What I offer to Colin is the TRUTH, a life not weighed down by the fear of a non-existent lake of eternal fire and an afterlife that is something to look forward to.

You really are not listening again. What is the first thing you see in the video. A naked man with some paster thing wanting to do sinful things with its noodle. Colin wants to break free from such perverted ways.

[Jo Freddie]

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You really are not listening again. What is the first thing you see in the video. A naked man with some paster thing wanting to do sinful things with its noodle. Colin wants to break free from such perverted ways.

Again what is the weather like on your planet?

You have clearly not actually taken the time to view the video.

Opening of the video is

The first image in the video is

Any perversion in the image on the preview is solely a figment of your imagination, and tells us a lot about YOU Lisa and how sick YOUR mind is.

I see The Noodly Appendage of Our Lord reaching down to touch his Creation, you see something sexual where nothing sexual is present, do you undergo any treatment for your Sex Addiction Lisa?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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... do you undergo any treatment for your Sex Addiction Lisa?

I'm working with her on that, but it's a private matter.