Please pray for Oregon Governor Candidate Chris Dudley!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

The poor man has been leading in the polls by about 10,000 votes ALL DAY. This Godly Republican is a former basketball player, who has promised the citizens of Oregon that he will increase timber production and close a $3.2B budget deficit by cutting taxes for the most wealthy.

This afternoon, the papers all predicted not Dudley, but the damned Communist John Kitzhaber, to win!

Seems there were tens of thousands of ballots not yet counted, all from Multnomah County (Portland metro). Where Kitzhaber has been getting 70-72% of the vote. Just because he already served two terms and knows how government works. And voted regularly. And paid Oregon income taxes instead of very cleverly maintaining an apartment in Vancouver, Washington during his highest-paid years to avoid Oregon income taxes. And because he's a COMMIE!

Pray that the Dud maintains his lead, in spite of all the naysayers! We need more Republican governors! And I have friends who live there, who don't want to be forced into re-education camps!

Edit: PRAY HARDER! The paper now shows Commiehaber with a LEAD!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please pray for Oregon Governor Candidate Chris Dudley!

I don't believe it.

Demoncrats in Oregon lost NO seats in the House or Senate, AND Chris Dudley has CONCEDED.

Can't we just cut that state off and dump it into the ocean?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please pray for Oregon Governor Candidate Chris Dudley!

I don't believe it.

Demoncrats in Oregon lost NO seats in the House or Senate, AND Chris Dudley has CONCEDED.

Can't we just cut that state off and dump it into the ocean?

Oregon is one of those hell bound states that God is going to dump into the ocean. I was really hoping that Prop 19 would pass in California (I was actually rooting for prop 8 as well a few years back).

My feeling on these propositions, is that if we make California the modern Sodom and Gomorrah, all of the sinners will move out there, we can support rescue missions to get True Christians(TM) out of California, Oregon and Washington (and BC's lower mainland) and then God can quite happily dump them all in the bottom of the ocean. I know a few people in AZ and NV that wold like ocean front property.

[landoverlover]

Re: Please pray for Oregon Governor Candidate Chris Dudley!

I am praying for Mr. Dudley as well, even though a victory would literally cost my job.

Mr. Dudley has vowed to eliminate the state agency I work for, which regulates the sale of alcohol and provides for sale of distilled spirits only at state liquor stores. He has promised to de-fund the agency and make hard liquor available
at markets.

Though this would cost me much of my retirement, put me out of work in a state with an 11 per cent unemployment rate, and make demon rum available at every corner convenience store and gas station, I suppose it is worth it to have a Godly Republican in power.

I will be passing the hat for contributions so that my children can continue to attend Christian private school. Thanks in advance for your generous contribution, Mr. Rodimer! I know I can count on you! I know that God will provide through the actions of His servants. The Sermon on the Mount is my inspiration at a time like this!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please pray for Oregon Governor Candidate Chris Dudley!

I am praying for Mr. Dudley as well, even though a victory would literally cost my job.

Mr. Dudley has vowed to eliminate the state agency I work for, which regulates the sale of alcohol and provides for sale of distilled spirits only at state liquor stores. He has promised to de-fund the agency and make hard liquor available
at markets.

Though this would cost me much of my retirement, put me out of work in a state with an 11 per cent unemployment rate, and make demon rum available at every corner convenience store and gas station, I suppose it is worth it to have a Godly Republican in power.

I will be passing the hat for contributions so that my children can continue to attend Christian private school. Thanks in advance for your generous contribution, Mr. Rodimer! I know I can count on you! I know that God will provide through the actions of His servants. The Sermon on the Mount is my inspiration at a time like this!

It definitely does make sense to elminate the OLCC, friend. After all, it generates a huge amount of revenue for the state. How would he reduce the budget deficit by allowing revenues to flow so freely into state coffers?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Please pray for Oregon Governor Candidate Chris Dudley!

It's clear that there has been massive voter fraud in Oregon. Also, Mr. Dudley was a WHITE NBA basketball player, so my guess is there was some RACISM involved here, too.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please pray for Oregon Governor Candidate Chris Dudley!

Your right Brother Worthington, our sourses are going to show massive reverse racism from the Oregon voters because Dudley is white.

It's pretty clear what happened. The DemocRATs bused Northern Californian pot growers into Oregon to intimidate REAL American voters. Now Oregon has some communist homer as governor, taxes are going to go up and that's going to break the state budget.

Game over Oregon.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Please pray for Oregon Governor Candidate Chris Dudley!

If Oregon's going to continue taxing hard-working Americans in order to pay for a terrifying totalitarian army of UN/NWO/anti-Christ meter maids, ruthlessly patrolling the streets oppressing innocent motorists, then I think we should sell the wretched patch of wilderness to Canada. And then nuke it.