[proteastantguy]

Re: Pray to End Gay Anal Sex

When it comes to gay sex, I often pray for an end.

Me too

[WWJDnow]

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I just feel that I have to say that Gay sex is wrong, immoral, sinful, and totally disgusting. Brother Worthington is right--gay sex must come to an end!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I'm glad to see so many of you participating in my wife's most succesful thread to date. I must admit to helping her with it a little bit, but the core idea is hers. Let me tell you, Cindy Lou is positively repulsed by gay anal sex, with or without my influence. But we both knew that ending gay anal sex was something that all True Christians(tm) could get behind.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I must admit to helping her with it a little bit

That explains a lot Brother, I was amazed a women could create such a coherent piece of text.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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God bless you and your wife, Brother Billy Bob! Most Christians today don't realize how detrimental to society Gay Anal Sex is. Sure, you get a lot of them protesting homosexual marriage or homosexual adoption, but they are tight-lipped when it comes to publicizing the heart of the problem. It took an amazing amount of insight and ingenuity to realize that Gay Anal Sex is the one-size-fits-all reason for all the troubles in our world.

[John_S_Bulla]

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God only likes frontal sex, he will kill you if you have any other type. I read this in the bible.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

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"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind, it is abomination." Leviticus 18:22
It may have been explained before, as He doesn't like gay marriage.

[noble6]

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We must go to the source of the problem directly and eliminate them!

Eliminate them? The gays? As much as I hate homosexuality, we can't just organize a massacre. At the very least try converting them to Christianity first.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

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Eliminate them? The gays? As much as I hate homosexuality, we can't just organize a massacre. At the very least try converting them to Christianity first.

God hates gays, so he'll send them to hell anyway.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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God hates gays, so he'll send them to hell anyway.

He will, if they don't get cured from that disgusting habbit. Jesus is full of love, so all the creepy homers have to do, is to change their lifestyle and become True Christians, it's so simple you have to wonder why so many people continue to walk on the road to Hell.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

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Because it's hard to change your ways.

[Barks a Lot]

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What I don't understand is that most of the people here eat beef. Cows produce more methane than anything, including anal sex, which doesn't produce any methane at all. Flatulence and evacuation produce methane and EVERYONE does them. Also, it is impossible to change who you truly are. If you are a god fearing person, then that won't change. If you are a homosexual, then that won't change either.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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If you are a god fearing person, then that won't change. If you are a homosexual, then that won't change either.

Are you questioning God's saving power? The following passage proves the existence of ex-gays:

1 Cor. 6:9-11 (emphasis added): Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

[Melvin K. Dobbs]

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Also, you can change!

Ephesians 4:22-24: "That ye put off concerning the former conversation the old man, which is corrupt according to the deceitful lusts; And be renewed in the spirit of your mind; And that ye put on the new man, which after God is created in righteousness and true holiness."

[lucky_star]

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I like gay sex, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it. You're not harming anyone. Trying to eliminate this behavior is impossible. It will always exist no matter what you do.