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  • buckhenry
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2015
    • 33

    #31
    Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent

    Very good information brother John. But I for one fear no disease or pestilence for I am clocked in the armor of the Lord Almighty! Praise Jesus!!!!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #32
      Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent

      I still have a lot of shrapnel in my rectum from a IUD going off in the latrine when I was in 'Nam.
      Every time I fly commercial, those TSA homofaqs insist on sticking their blue gloved fingers in there. Not once has a single one of them pulled any metal out. They poke, prod and grunt, then when the are 'satisfied' they tell me I can go. Honestly, if I were not a True Christian(tm), I doubt I could stand the humiliation.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Ernie Chambers
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2015
        • 1

        #33
        Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent

        You are now in my prayers, xoxo.
        I think that, like women, if you dress appropriately then you will not go under any sexual assault. . . this makes me think: does a male rape victim have to marry his GAY rapist?

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #34
          Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent

          Originally posted by Ernie Chambers View Post
          You are now in my prayers, xoxo...
          Question is: why do you think will that do any good? Please address this in your introduction thread in the Introduction Forum (just hit the "New Thread" button you'll find there). Be sure to follow the instructions at the top of the page. Thanks.

          ...I think that, like women, if you dress appropriately then you will not go under any sexual assault. . . this makes me think: does a male rape victim have to marry his GAY rapist?
          No.

          Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #35
            Re: Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent

            Originally posted by Ernie Chambers View Post
            You are now in my prayers, xoxo.
            I think that, like women, if you dress appropriately then you will not go under any sexual assault. . . this makes me think: does a male rape victim have to marry his GAY rapist?
            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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