Please pray I don't get a homer TSA agent

[John Creeser]

Friends, if flying wasn't dangerous enough you now run the risk of getting the AIDS. That's right, The AIDS!!!

The head of an anti-gay group is warning travelers that homosexual agents of the Transportation Security Agency (TSA) may be getting secret satisfaction out of airport security pat-downs.

"Is it fair to travelers who may end up getting 'groped' by homosexual TSA agents who are secretly getting turned on through the process?" asks Peter LaBarbera, President of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality (AFTAH), an anti-gay group based in Naperville, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago.

Tell it like it is Peter, it certainly is NOT fair Think of all the people who are going to get the AIDS now because some sicko homer is feeling them up spreading his filthy disease.

I mean come on, they screen for muslims, why can't they screen for homers....especially when the homers are actual agents. It's infuriating!!

Please write your member of congress, this MUST be stopped.

"LaBarbera has been falsely accused of being a repressed homosexual more times than he can remember," the Americans For Truth About Homosexuality website notes.

Liberals - lie after lie.

[James Dewitt]

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Never, never fly commercial, buy your own jet. I do not wait in any lines ever! And you can bet your bottom dollar I will not be searched by a Homer!

[Brother Harold Porter]

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This sounds like sexual assault, plain and simple. Where else in our society can a sissyfag grab a man's privates and dry hump his leg? They go for my crotch and they'll get a heel-palm to the nose in self defense.

I'm not one to admire the joos, but they have security down pat. A soldier on every flight with an Uzi rather than molest their own citizens and expose them to the biohazard of the AIDS.

In Jesus

[BelieverInGod]

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I wonder if they make something like this for men



Not sure if you have Western wear, but would a very large buckle and boots with spurs help?


Edit:

A more modest version of the womens shoes.

[James Dewitt]

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I wonder if they make something like this for men



Not sure if you have Western wear, but would a very large buckle and boots with spurs help?

Sister I don't think you will find a single Man here who will wear high heels. Can you see Cranky in high heels and a black dress

[Titus Templeton]

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Well that sounds very, very badly

I mean come on its terrible enough that we are not allowed to kill those gays,
but that they now watch our Penises is a big humilitation. Or more i would call it a Penis Holocaust against Jesus!

[Nobar King]

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I don't fly very often, but if I did have to go thru the TSA checkpoint, I would probably rather a woman check me instead of a man. The problem is, most of the women who work these checkpoints are lesbians who enjoy being able to assert their authority over the men that they are searching. Count me out of that party!

[PetitionLady]

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TSA hates fair-skinned blondes. They yank us out of line like we're criminal terrorist muslims.

And what is their excuse each time? "Miss, you were randomly selected." Oh sure.

[Master Gordon]

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I don't fly very often, but if I did have to go thru the TSA checkpoint, I would probably rather a woman check me instead of a man. The problem is, most of the women who work these checkpoints are lesbians who enjoy being able to assert their authority over the men that they are searching. Count me out of that party!

Brother Nobar I like you don't fly very often either as I prefer to drive or use my horse and sulky when I am home in Australia. I have to agree that being patted down by one of horrible lesbo's would be better then being touched by a homosexual. I take comfort in the thought that unless these abominations are saved by the Grace of Jesus Christ will burn in hell, and be dead to God.

KJV1611 Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sinne entred into the world, and DEATH by sin: and so DEATH passed vpon all men, for that all haue sinned.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I've had an even more horrifying thought. What if homosexuals assault TSA agents, by demanding a "pat down" instead of using the scanner?

Imagine, innocent Christian heterosexual TSA agents, just trying to protect their country, being forced to touch homosexuals in their dirty places, while the queens giggle and moan, faking orgasms!

[Master Gordon]

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I've had an even more horrifying thought. What if homosexuals assault TSA agents, by demanding a "pat down" instead of using the scanner?

Imagine, innocent Christian heterosexual TSA agents, just trying to protect their country, being forced to touch homosexuals in their dirty places, while the queens giggle and moan, faking orgasms!

That would be disgusting I will ask Jesus to protect me from such filth.

[John Creeser]

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*UPDATE*

Not only are there homer agents, but catlick pedo-agents as well. What is going on?

Sickening

[Titus Templeton]

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SARAH PALIN PLEASE STOP THIS!!!

[BelieverInGod]

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It seems that some liebral perverts are getting a thrill out of the new pat down laws by wearing something called a "utilikilt" with nothing on underneath

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/travel-safety-security/994626-wearing-kilt-getting-felt-up-tsa-voyeurs-story-iah.html

So…, I'm in line at Terminal E's main TSA checkpoint at IAH and there are two gentlemen about 10-12 spots in front of me in line wearing kilts. No one is actually paying them much extra attention (and I have seen men in kilts before at IAH and other US airports) and we all continue toward the belts/bins. Well then we get up to the WTMD. One of the "kilted" men was chosen for a random (as he did not alarm) secondary it seems; they had “placed” him into their magic plexi-glass cube of indignity to do the pat down. Here is where it gets funny. I wait by the belt and slowly put my shoes on so I can hear and watch some of the fun. The TSOgre says immediately, and I quote EXACTLY “Why you wearin’ a skirt bro?”. The kilted traveler just kind of stood in a stunned silence. The TSOgre proceeds to pat the front and back of the torso down but then stops at the waist and calls a supervisor. Mister pay band F supervisor shows up and the TSA’s finest continue to chat about how to pay down the lower body. The line lackey TSOgre suggested the gentleman raise his kilt (No I am not kidding…), to which the Band F supervisor actually says “That is not a good idea”. At this point the other kilted man had put his shoes back on and walked away and I had to go as well. When I left the kilted traveler was laughing and in good spirits.

Another pervert.

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/11/tsa-opt-out-day-now-with-a-superfantastic-new-twist/66545/

But come November 24th, here's an idea you might try to make the day extra-special. It's a one-word idea: Kilts. Think about it -- if you're a male, and you want to bollix-up the nonsensical airport security-industrial complex, one way to do so would be to wear a kilt. If nothing else, this will cause TSA employees to throw up their hands in disgust. If you want to go the extra extra mile, I suggest commando-style kilt-wearing. While it is probably illegal to fly without pants, I can't imagine that it's illegal to fly without underpants. I If you are Scottish, or part Scottish, or know someone who is Scottish, or eat Scottish salmon, or enjoy Scotch, or have a vestigial affection for "Braveheart" despite Mel Gibson, you can plausibly claim some sort of multicultural diversity privilege -- the term "True Scotsman" refers to soldiers who honor their tradition and heritage by wearing kilts without drawers underneath.

Some other random perverts around the internet....

I might have to pick up a Utilkilt for my holiday travel this year. If I'm going to get felt up, I might as well make it easier for TSA agent.

"They may touch our penises, but they shall never touch our freedom!"

A giant dildo may be more appropriate when navigating the TSA pat down.

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first of all, unless your going down on the guy or he's going down on you, you wont get aids, secondly, a kilt is a traditional oufit and is traditionally worn with nothing underneath.

and i'll assume a homer means a homosexual man