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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
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    • Sep 2006
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    #16
    Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

    Originally posted by DirtBike06 View Post
    so you're saying that Tom Brady won't get forgiven?

    BTW your bottom quote was blasphamey. See you in hell.
    He's a Catholic priest from Green Bay. So yes, you two will be in Hell if you two don't repent.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • Seeker
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      #17
      Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Go Colts!
      Word up!

      Do it again, Peyton.

      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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      • Seeker
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        #18
        Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

        Dear Gawd,

        Thank you for stoning the ungodly Steelers tonight. That is my first answered prayer in 2008. Amen!

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • Seeker
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          #19
          Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
          And once again you're avoiding the question.

          How, you say, can a whoremonger be the quarterback of such a godly team?

          Let it be known once and for all: THE PACK ARE GOD'S TEAM!
          You got another week to think about it.

          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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          • TheEndIsNear
            Confirmed Enemy of God
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            • Jan 2008
            • 4

            #20
            Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

            Personally, I root for the Saints, for obvious reasons. God decided that this year was not their time, so I must pick a team to root for.

            All godless beasts must be eliminated, so that takes out the Colts, Jaguars, Seahawks, and Redskins (you heard me).

            Fortunately the "Stealers" have been eliminated for their support of criminal activity.

            Titans and Giants are magical, anti-christain, fictional characters, so they are out.

            The Chargers are an obvious reference to Zeus' lighting bolt, Pagan heathens.

            All teams that support Homosexuality must go. That means the Packers (as alluded to by an earlier True Christian), the B*tt Pirates.... I mean Buccaneers, and the Brokeback Cowboys.

            That leaves the Patriots as the only choice for God's children. I will begin my prayers.

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            • Father Thomas Martin
              Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
              • Jul 2007
              • 1015

              #21
              Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

              Originally posted by TheEndIsNear View Post
              Personally, I root for the Saints, for obvious reasons. God decided that this year was not their time, so I must pick a team to root for.

              All godless beasts must be eliminated, so that takes out the Colts, Jaguars, Seahawks, and Redskins (you heard me).

              Fortunately the "Stealers" have been eliminated for their support of criminal activity.

              Titans and Giants are magical, anti-christain, fictional characters, so they are out.

              The Chargers are an obvious reference to Zeus' lighting bolt, Pagan heathens.

              All teams that support Homosexuality must go. That means the Packers (as alluded to by an earlier True Christian), the B*tt Pirates.... I mean Buccaneers, and the Brokeback Cowboys.

              That leaves the Patriots as the only choice for God's children. I will begin my prayers.
              So you want an unwed dad to win the Super Bowl?
              ACTS 5:29

              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                #22
                Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

                Is it Sunday yet??? God's holy day? I hope Romo falls on his face for dating that slut, Jessica Simpson. So far she is bad luck. He had better luck dating Carrie Underwood.(sorry I do like the Cowboys, but a bet is a bet)

                Now wouldn't it be cool to see a Manning show down in the Superbowl? Eli and Peyton? I wonder how the parents would spend the time cheering and collect all that money. It would suck to be them, for sure.

                Brady? Who cares!! *grumble

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • Seeker
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                  #23
                  Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

                  And I hate the Chargers. Please Bring back Marti to the Chiefs. Good times, good times.

                  I wonder if they gave Michael Vic a big screen for him to watch in prison? I am sure. This is the USA!

                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                  • Seeker
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                    #24
                    Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

                    Please forgive me Father Thomas. I have been a Hasselbeck fan every since they left the AFC.

                    The best time was when I was at a Monday night Football game watching the Chiefs kick Favre's ass. Good times, good times.

                    Is he ever gonna retire?

                    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                    • Father Thomas Martin
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                      • Jul 2007
                      • 1015

                      #25
                      Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

                      Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                      Please forgive me Father Thomas. I have been a Hasselbeck fan every since they left the AFC.

                      The best time was when I was at a Monday night Football game watching the Chiefs kick Favre's ass. Good times, good times.

                      Is he ever gonna retire?
                      Sorry...it's gonna be a couple years before he does.

                      Remember the last time the Packers played the Seahawks in the playoffs? ("We want the ball. We're gonna score!")
                      ACTS 5:29

                      But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                      There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                      • Seeker
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                        #26
                        Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        Sorry...it's gonna be a couple years before he does.

                        Remember the last time the Packers played the Seahawks in the playoffs? ("We want the ball. We're gonna score!")
                        Of course Favre's ass is very big!

                        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                        • Dr. Zaius
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                          • Jan 2008
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                          #27
                          Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

                          Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                          Now wouldn't it be cool to see a Manning show down in the Superbowl? Eli and Peyton? I wonder how the parents would spend the time cheering and collect all that money.
                          Old Man Payton's seed is pretty potent. They should be bottling and selling that stuff.
                          Ack!

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                            #28
                            Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

                            Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                            Sorry...it's gonna be a couple years before he does.

                            Remember the last time the Packers played the Seahawks in the playoffs? ("We want the ball. We're gonna score!")
                            Congrats Father. I see Mary answered your prayers on that snowy day.

                            I am just pissed about the Chargers/Colts game. Thats what I get for not praying! Maybe I should try that bead thing...hmmm..

                            Well at least the Giants made it!

                            By Cowboys. For now.

                            Now its all about spiritual warfare on the Pats.

                            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                            • jesuslovesme
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                              • Jan 2008
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                              #29
                              Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

                              Obviously we should pray for the New York Giants. Giants are godly. Also sorry to tell you the cowboys are Americas team because they decided that themselves years ago. I think they are actually satan's team. They have a guy named Romo which oddly rhymes with homo..coincidence? Their second top player is TO. He is a crazy cocky black man obviously made by Satan. I say go Giants.

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                              • Mellencamp
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                                • Jan 2008
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                                #30
                                Re: Please pray for Tom Brady

                                Tom Brady doesn't even like Tom Brady.

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