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  • CthulhuWarts
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by Repentant View Post
    Liar, you are definitely immature. I suggest more bible reading little one.

    Deuteronomy 6:13
    I'm not immature, you're the childish ones here.
    The Great Old One will definitely choose you fucktards as the first ones he sends into a horrific oblivion. I hope you will enjoy it there. If I'm wrong, he is going to awake soon...perhaps in the next year, if we're lucky.

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  • Repentant
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by CthulhuWaits View Post
    Nope. I'm not that young, either, actually. Also I've known how to play the piano since I was 10.

    Liar, you are definitely immature. I suggest more bible reading little one.

    Deuteronomy 6:13

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by CthulhuWaits View Post
    Nope. I'm not that young, either, actually. Also I've known how to play the piano since I was 10.
    How fascinating. Is there anymore boring, pointless trivia about your life you like us to delete about your pathetic little life before you go on to post something useful friend?

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  • CthulhuWarts
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    Yawn. Don't you have homework or piano lessons young one?
    Nope. I'm not that young, either, actually. Also I've known how to play the piano since I was 10.

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by CthulhuWaits View Post
    God does not listen to ANY prayers at all. Know why? THERE IS NO GOD. You'll all learn that when the dark lord Cthulhu rises from the waters and devours you all. MUWAHAHAHA.
    Yawn. Don't you have homework or piano lessons young one?

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  • CthulhuWarts
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    God does not listen to ANY prayers at all. Know why? THERE IS NO GOD. You'll all learn that when the dark lord Cthulhu rises from the waters and devours you all. MUWAHAHAHA.

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  • Repentant
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by The_Revelator View Post
    Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?

    Blessed be thy.
    I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean you are not sure if you have sinned. Let us assume you are some dirty little heathen, maybe a whore, queer or catholic.

    Let us also assume that you have prayed.

    Well then if this is so, we can only assume God wasnt listening to you, and that he was listening to someone else. The fact that you happened to benefit from someone else faith and Christianity means you should be all the more grateful to the True Christians around here.

    I would suggest sending a tithe for your miserable little life.

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  • Rev. Edward Clement
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by The_Revelator View Post
    Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?

    Blessed be thy.
    Apparently, this one smokes demonic weeds, and is not aware of.....well.....anything. Thus, they have a continuous, stinky smell.

    Ephesians
    5:4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. 5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by The_Revelator View Post
    Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?

    Blessed be thy.
    I find it fascinating that you aren't sure whether or not you prayed.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • The_Revelator
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Weird, God has listened to my prayers, even though I've sinned. Hmm, or maybe I haven't?

    Blessed be thy.

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  • Composter
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Re: "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"--Romans 3:10

    "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"--Romans 3:23

    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    Read this sermon that proves the opposite using scriptures.
    Thanks for confirming your Landover aka Bendover baptist Cult belief your Sermon refutes and contradicts other Story book quotes!

    You are helping to do my Successfull Religion & Cult busting work for me!

    Cheers!

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  • Composter
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by King of Babylon View Post
    So you compare yourself to Jesus being totally sinless?
    Wrong again!

    See e.g. . . . . first for his own sins, and then for the people’s: for this he did once . . . . Heb. 7:27 ; Rom. 5:12 cf. Acts 2:22 KJV Story book

    Originally posted by King of Babylon View Post
    You know, Point of christianity is that Jesus died for all the people and their sins.
    That being the case your Story book jesus would be dead and not instead raised and rewarded for its Unwarranted and selfish Story book alleged efforts. (cf. Deut. 24:16 & Ezek. 18:20 KJV Story book

    Originally posted by King of Babylon View Post
    So I dont see much sense here.
    Typical conclusion of a Bendover baptist or one of its butt-minded associates!

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  • Famine
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Upon receiving this disgraceful infraction because of my "off topic" input of the discussion at hand, I would like to kindly point out that this site is of the Devil himself.
    I believe this infraction is unjust and my support of the topic at hand that I was sharing input about can be found.

    Now you are a sinner and God will not listen to you. Bitches!
    Infraction my ASS!

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  • Famine
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    Every single thing Pastor Levi quoted is from the Word of God. There are very few comments of his own. I suggest using that thread and trying to specifically debunking all the scriptures he left for you.
    I am not trying to debunk scripture, my good sir.
    I am simply stating that a sermon from one man is nothing compared to the full Word of our Lord and Savior.
    I am no trying to spark up a controversy or argument, I am just trying to express my input.

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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
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    Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.

    Originally posted by Famine View Post
    Sir, are you holding the word of man over the Word of God?
    A sermon does not fully convince me otherwise.
    I am a man of the Lord and only of the Lord. I go by His Word and only His Word.
    Every single thing Pastor Levi quoted is from the Word of God. There are very few comments of his own. I suggest using that thread and trying to specifically debunking all the scriptures he left for you.

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