[studentoftheword (On Moderation)]

Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

Let's pray that an earthquake hits Landover Baptist Church, levels it to the ground and hopefully the members posting hateful, unscriptural rubbish like this will learn a thing or two about who God really thinks.

[brandi]

Re: Please pray for Sister Pamela Thompson

By the way, we're all sinners. We all sin. We are forgiven and washed clean. We pray for forgiveness and it is given. God does listen.

[brandi]

Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

I find this forum quite sad. How can you call yourself christian when you're steadily trying to contradict each other and wish bad upon others. This is sad. Christianity isn't about your denomination, it's about loving and giving yourself completely over to God. How many of you have actually picked up and read your bible lately? Have you not this understanding?

I advise you to get right with God.

~Brandi

[bastian74]

Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

Amen,

Our brave Sister Pamela is bringing more souls every day to TRUE Christianity. She understand the BIBLE better than all the new-agers and pagans who criticise her.

Her thoughtful words, sobering arguments and godly insight have long been a source of wisdom for our youth-congregation. Some day she will make a good wife for a young-man and devote herself to here housekeeping chores with the same rigour as she preaches the Gospel.

JG.

I'm afraid her faith was shaken too strongly. I would love to hear the story of the path she walked, as she saw it; but I fear she will never be heard from again.

[jimmygoddard]

Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

It probably means we're doing Christianity right.

Amen,

Our brave Sister Pamela is bringing more souls every day to TRUE Christianity. She understand the BIBLE better than all the new-agers and pagans who criticise her.

Her thoughtful words, sobering arguments and godly insight have long been a source of wisdom for our youth-congregation. Some day she will make a good wife for a young-man and devote herself to here housekeeping chores with the same rigour as she preaches the Gospel.

JG.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Please pray for Sister Pamela Thompson

You'll have to pardon my ignorance of the specific beliefs involved with the Landover Baptist Church. For I am blind.

You seem like your heart is in the right place here. Perhaps you need more Bible study and should study the Baptist faith a little more before deciding it is right for you?

[bastian74]

Re: Please pray for Sister Pamela Thompson

PAPIST ALERT PAPIST ALERT PAPIST ALERT!!!

Hide the children (and the booze!!).

You'll have to pardon my ignorance of the specific beliefs involved with the Landover Baptist Church. For I am blind.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Please pray for Sister Pamela Thompson

...Hail Mary, full of grace...

PAPIST ALERT PAPIST ALERT PAPIST ALERT!!!

Hide the children (and the booze!!).

[bastian74]

Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

Who are you talking to? How about you go and introduce yourself before posting schizophrenic gibberish?

He is most likely talking to Sister Pamela who posted earlier in this thread, followed by youtube where she captured the attention of millions in a mater of hours. And by attention I mean the combine hatred of the Romans multiplied times the speed of the internet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDl0X_awwjU

[bastian74]

Re: Please pray for Sister Pamela Thompson

Please pray for God mocking whore's name deleted

Pardon my ignorance for using the God given screen name of a sister who has posted in this exact thread, in my reply to her. Thank you for leaving it in my original quote though.

I shall pray on the error of my ways so that one day I might understand the sense of this censorship.

Hail Mary, full of grace...

[bastian74]

Re: Please pray for Sister Pamela Thompson

It probably means we're doing Christianity right.

As she is being crucified by the unholy internet community right now because of her loving words I postulate that she is the true second coming, daughter of christ and God all mighty.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Please pray for Sister Pamela Thompson

Please pray for God mocking whore's name deleted who is presently eating her way through a stack of pizza and alphabetizing death threats; for she was only doing her duty to spread the word of this thread.

Praise be to God.

It probably means we're doing Christianity right.

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

[bastian74]

Re: Please pray for Sister Pamela Thompson

God is so good! I have been praying for such a long time that the Japanese eyes be opened to the power and love of God! This earthquake is definitely an answer to years of prayer! Praise!!

Let's all keep praying that those stubborn enough not to realize that God's judgement will reign on them will soften their hearts when all of the nuclear power plants explode!

Please pray for God mocking whore's name deleted who is presently eating her way through a stack of pizza and alphabetizing death threats; for she was only doing her duty to spread the word of this thread.

Praise be to God.

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

Some may call me immodest for daring to think that we can convert an entire nation to Christianity, however we all know that humble men such as ourselves converted the pagan land of Rome to follow Jesus (too bad those damn Catholics had to pervert everything).

I only hope that G-D inspires the Emeror Akihito to read this forum, possibly to seek some practical advice on how to deal with his nation's current crisis.

JG

Amen, Brother. Let's not forget what Jonah accomplished in Nineveh either:

Jonah 3:4-8:
And Jonah began to enter into the city a day's journey, and he cried, and said, Yet forty days, and Nineveh shall be overthrown. So the people of Nineveh believed God, and proclaimed a fast, and put on sackcloth, from the greatest of them even to the least of them.
For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered him with sackcloth, and sat in ashes.
And he caused it to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water:
But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands.

[jimmygoddard]

Re: Please pray for Japanese nuclear reactors to meltdown

Some may call me immodest for daring to think that we can convert an entire nation to Christianity, however we all know that humble men such as ourselves converted the pagan land of Rome to follow Jesus (too bad those damn Catholics had to pervert everything).

I only hope that G-D inspires the Emeror Akihito to read this forum, possibly to seek some practical advice on how to deal with his nation's current crisis.

JG