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    Do pray for good wine

    Jesus's blood is like wine, do pray for good wine
    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004
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  • #2
    Re: Do pray for good wine

    Can you show us where it says that in the Holy Bible?

    You are starting to sound like a papist....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Do pray for good wine

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Can you show us where it says that in the Holy Bible?

      You are starting to sound like a papist....

      John 6 55 For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.

      Sorry, it says drink not wine... but wine is red and so is blood... although grape juice is red, too.
      "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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      • #4
        Re: Do pray for good wine

        Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post

        Sorry, it says drink not wine... but wine is red and so is blood... although grape juice is red, too.
        So is a firetruck, but that doesn't mean that God approves of papist ritualistic cannibalism.

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        • #5
          Re: Do pray for good wine

          Originally posted by Brother Cletus View Post
          So is a firetruck, but that doesn't mean that God approves of papist ritualistic cannibalism.

          What's a firetruck? Some kind of cocktail?
          "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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          • #6
            Re: Do pray for good wine

            Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
            What's a firetruck? Some kind of cocktail?
            Don't you remember anything about that last accident at your' place? The firetruck was the vehicle the men who put the fire out and treated your' injuries were driving.

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            • #7
              Re: Do pray for good wine

              Originally posted by Brother Cletus View Post
              So is a firetruck, but that doesn't mean that God approves of papist ritualistic cannibalism.

              but firetruck, regardless of it's color is not a drink!
              "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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              • #8
                Re: Do pray for good wine

                But, you are implying we should drink anything red. I'll go sip up some blood then, shall I?

                Stupid papist.
                Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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                • #9
                  Re: Do pray for good wine

                  Originally posted by Cheshire View Post
                  But, you are implying we should drink anything red. I'll go sip up some blood then, shall I?

                  Stupid papist.
                  Please do, but Bloody Mary is much better.
                  "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                  • #10
                    Re: Do pray for good wine

                    Can I pray for beer instead? Beer is like Jeesus' pee...

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                    • #11
                      Re: Do pray for good wine

                      Wine?? Pffftttt...I'll pray for good bourbon, thankyouverymuch.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Do pray for good wine

                        Originally posted by Bourbon_Swiller View Post
                        Wine?? Pffftttt...I'll pray for good bourbon, thankyouverymuch.

                        Why settle for bourbon when there's tequila?
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Do pray for good wine

                          I'm praying that one of you will one day manage to make a worthwhile post before Jesus tells me to ban you. I'm not optimistic, though.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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