[basketcase]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

dude do you like want me to type every word perfect...are you that dumb?

[Juliette]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

see you lot need 2 preach 2 get people 2 follow the religon...satanists and the other religons u detest dont need 2 preach...people choose 2 follow themout of their own free will, they dont need 2 hear a load of bullshit 2 decide wot they believe in...your just simply wastin your time and effort...not 2 mention ur pathetic waste of life

And you have to go back to school to learn how to spell proper lady.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

see you lot need 2 preach 2 get people 2 follow the religon...satanists and the other religons u detest dont need 2 preach...people choose 2 follow themout of their own free will, they dont need 2 hear a load of bullshit 2 decide wot they believe in...your just simply wastin your time and effort...not 2 mention ur pathetic waste of life

Does that post contain some sort of number code? Maybe a combination so we can unlock the hidden meaning? In America, we use words that are made of letters. Please try to do the same so we can understand what you're saying.

[basketcase]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

see you lot need 2 preach 2 get people 2 follow the religon...satanists and the other religons u detest dont need 2 preach...people choose 2 follow themout of their own free will, they dont need 2 hear a load of bullsh*t 2 decide wot they believe in...your just simply wastin your time and effort...not 2 mention ur pathetic waste of life

[Juliette]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

I don't agree with any religion, so don't try and preach to me.

So what are you doing on our Christian forum in that case nutthead?

Wasting your and our time?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

I don't agree with any religion, so don't try and preach to me.

Then what, may I ask, are you doing here? This isn't the model railroad enthusiasts' forum, nor is it NAMBLA.

If you reject Jesus, then you are doomed. Kindly bugger off.

[Vincent Valentine]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Look kiddo,

what Brother V just said was also meant for you.

I don't agree with any religion, so don't try and preach to me.

[Juliette]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Damn right.

Look kiddo,

what Brother V just said was also meant for you.

[basketcase]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

oh brother...do us a favour and go die somewhere...wait can i nail u on a cross in the middle of leeds (uk) and let all the non christians beat he shit outta ya???

yarr ima pirate!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Damn right.

What are you, his back up singer?

[Vincent Valentine]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

i think you're all quite mad...u all keep going on about how great god is...that his way is the right way....HELLO IS THERE ANYONE IN THERE??? you need 2 wake up and smell the smell ov reality. GOD DOESNT EXIST!!! its all bullshit! hasnt it been proven that the bible is made up, if so doesnt that mean god and all that bolloks is made up aswell? im proud of what i believe in and it certainly ISNT all this christian bolloks!

Damn right.

[Brother V]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

i think you're all quite mad...u all keep going on about how great god is...that his way is the right way....HELLO IS THERE ANYONE IN THERE??? you need 2 wake up and smell the smell ov reality. GOD DOESNT EXIST!!! its all bullshit! hasnt it been proven that the bible is made up, if so doesnt that mean god and all that bolloks is made up aswell? im proud of what i believe in and it certainly ISNT all this christian bolloks!

Friend, the bible isn't made up; in fact it gets proven even more and more true on a daily basis.

Which parts of the Bible (KJV1611) do you think aren't true?

Additionally, you aren't going to de-convert anyone by just saying "its all bullshit!". That's not a compelling argument.

If you want to unconvert us, it's going to take some doing. Heck, with your POWERFUL argument, you probably couldn't even get a borderline person to question their faith.

Try again.

YIC
V

[basketcase]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

i think you're all quite mad...u all keep going on about how great god is...that his way is the right way....HELLO IS THERE ANYONE IN THERE??? you need 2 wake up and smell the smell ov reality. GOD DOESNT EXIST!!! its all bullsh*t! hasnt it been proven that the bible is made up, if so doesnt that mean god and all that bolloks is made up aswell? im proud of what i believe in and it certainly ISNT all this christian bolloks!

[JennyD]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

No, I guess you don't, but I can't imagine it would have the same effect on morale as it would to a Christian.

No, I imagine it'd be quite a morale booster for Christians.

The last time we torched a coven's hideaway, we had the most lovely weenie roast, and s'mores! The kids LOVED it, and it was a great way for families to bond in Jesus.

We did have to sing rather loudly to drown out the screams of agony . . . but that helps develop lung capacity for shouting down sinners.

Come now Mr. Smith, I thought we were good enough friends to put all those gay jokes behind us.

I'm sure Mr. Smith would say, "Get thee behind me, Satan!", but would likely reconsider the wisdom of such a statement in your case.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

You heathen satanists are so rude. Do we go to y'all's satanic churches and talking about burning them down?

No, I guess you don't, but I can't imagine it would have the same effect on morale as it would to a Christian.

Crying shame, too, since I heard that Enigmatic Harpo also has a black boyfriend, so he'd be a great resource for you on this. If you don't mind burning in Hell, that is.

Come now Mr. Smith, I thought we were good enough friends to put all those gay jokes behind us.