Im in need of guidance, please help

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Here's my advice to you, Unloving & Fake:

We're a church, not Dear Abby, so don't expect us to be able to solve your problem with some glib answer that involves no effort on your part.

If you want to marry a darkie, marry a darkie. As long as you understand that your children will be doomed to serve others by the curse of Ham, and will probably wind up mowed down in a drive-by shooting, in prison or on welfare, what's the problem? There are plenty of Baptist churches, like Landover, that are not racist and will accomodate your unusual choice of mate. At Landover, we even have a special section of our church designe to accomodate the spiritual needs of our servants and sharecroppers.

You have a more important problem, however, and that's that you obviously have not made yourself right with the Lord. If you ask Jesus sincerely to forgive you, he will forgive you, and so will we.

Only lunatics and those possessed by demons waste time on Internet forums by telling other people with whom they disagree to get a life. We can't tell which you are (though with the whole anger thing, I'm leaning toward demon possessed), so you will need to go through a ritual exorcism before the moderators will take you out of quarantine. That is a painful and expensive proposition, but it's well worth it to put your personal demons behind you.

I would back the piffle up if I was you.

Did you just seriously advise us to back the piffle up? Piffle? If you think you can intimidate us by tossing the word piffle around, you are very much mistaken. We can beat you up and will if necessary. Landover Church security and the Freehold Police Department have dealt with your kind before, and they are not afraid to use their home modified, extra high voltage TASERs if you continue making threats. One of those babies can take a moose or several witches down at fifty paces.

So what's the solution? I'd tell you if you hadn't of made three mistakes in a row.

Crying shame, too, since I heard that Enigmatic Harpo also has a black boyfriend, so he'd be a great resource for you on this. If you don't mind burning in Hell, that is.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

And if you keep on talking about burning churches, young man, you may find yourself joining loving in quarantine.

You heathen satanists are so rude. Do we go to y'all's satanic churches and talking about burning them down? We would, instead, attempt to use any means necessary to teach y'all the error of your ways.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Hmmmm....I felt a surge of anger somewhere and was drawn to this thread.....Ahah looks like I was right.

Loving&Real (seriously?),

Churches are for burning, not attending. That was your first mistake.

Your second was that you tried to pray about it; God likes people that take care of problems without anyone else's help.

Your third was that you lost your temper and went and got yourself quarantined.

So what's the solution? I'd tell you if you hadn't of made three mistakes in a row. Sorry, but as the saying goes, "Three strikes and you're out!"

[Juliette]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

I guess Ms Seeker is right here.

You'll have to choose between your racist church or your rapping darkie (but imagine what that offspring can look like).

Maybe if you turn yourself to Jesus and hit the paypall button at the bottom of the page in His glory He'll come up with some guidance.

[Seeker]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Oh that isnt angry. You havent heard of my anger, and trust, you dont want too. Who are u to tell someone of an ungodly attitude when you IMPLIED that I was a college whore. Get your head out of your ass and actually read some shit, instead of making up shit. Oh yea, maybe if you stop bathing in your own shit, you could actually supply some heaven sent advice. Never.

Anyways, can someone please help (not u asshole), I need guidance.

Was that suppose to be funny? The Lord rebuke you! I will give you another chance.

God will not forgive you unless you get control of your anger. You have to forgive to be forgiven.

It looks like you need to take this up with your racist church and get your head out of your ass.. Obviously. Can you talk to your racist pastor or even a deacon? I live in MO and I know a ton of false racist Baptist churches. You are one of the kind, indeed. You should just give your 10% right to LBC and you will see the fruit first hand! None of this crap that you have to go through.

Why you would even question your own happiness of pleasing a racist church and sacrafising your hearts desires, is beyond me. Your color friend should just dump you right now on the spot, for even putting him into question. He does not deserve that, racist.

Why don't you call up Jesus, fool. He will give you the answer.

[Loving&Real]

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Why are you so angry? That is not a godly attitude. I was only helping. I gave you real advice, sister. Leave the small damn stupid cultic church if your man is that important. It is obvious that you are chosing your man of the hour over a racist church. That is what you implied, dear.

Oh that isnt angry. You havent heard of my anger, and trust, you dont want too. Who are u to tell someone of an ungodly attitude when you IMPLIED that I was a college whore. Get your head out of your ass and actually read some shit, instead of making up shit. Oh yea, maybe if you stop bathing in your own shit, you could actually supply some heaven sent advice. Never.

Anyways, can someone please help (not u asshole), I need guidance.

[Seeker]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Who the piffle are you to tell me Im fake. My situation is real, and I needed some guidance. Since you are such a hypocritical bastard, how about u get a real life and stop being such an internet whore you worthless son of a bitch. You dont know me, so I would back the piffle up if I was you. Filthy bastard, rotten piece of horse shit.

Anyways, can anyone else besides the asshole that wasted my time, offer any insight and help. I need constant prayer and guidance for this. Thanks again for all who helps.

Why are you so angry? That is not a godly attitude. I was only helping. I gave you real advice, sister. Leave the small damn stupid cultic church if your man is that important. It is obvious that you are chosing your man of the hour over a racist church. That is what you implied, dear.

[Loving&Real]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Dear Loving&Fake

Missouri is far from a racist state! Open your eyes and look around. Maybe you should get out of your religious cult of a town and have a personal relationship with Jesus and stop being a college whore.

Who the fuck are you to tell me Im fake. My situation is real, and I needed some guidance. Since you are such a hypocritical bastard, how about u get a real life and stop being such an internet whore you worthless son of a bitch. You dont know me, so I would back the fuck up if I was you. Filthy bastard, rotten piece of horse shit.

Anyways, can anyone else besides the asshole that wasted my time, offer any insight and help. I need constant prayer and guidance for this. Thanks again for all who helps.

[Seeker]

Re: Im in need of guidance, please help

Hi, Im new here. I need a helping hand because I have a big problem. I go to a nice baptist church in a very small town in Missouri. We all know and love each other and are a very close church family. Recently, I traveled to several colleges outside of my state and fell in love with a few of them. One in particular, has a wide variety of choices and people. I was introduced to a very nice fellow who appeared to have all the same interests, likes and dislikes as me and we became good friends. He is very religious too, and says he wants to visit me and my church back home in Missouri. The only problem is, is that he is of a different race. I dont know how my church family will react because they arent used to seeing anyone outside of our own kind. I need guidance and help and insight on what to do, I dont want to dissapoint my new friend. Please, can anyone pray for me, and help me decide what to do. Thanks for all who helps.

Dear Loving&Fake

Missouri is far from a racist state! Open your eyes and look around. Maybe you should get out of your religious cult of a town and have a personal relationship with Jesus and stop being a college whore.

[Loving&Real]

Hi, Im new here. I need a helping hand because I have a big problem. I go to a nice baptist church in a very small town in Missouri. We all know and love each other and are a very close church family. Recently, I traveled to several colleges outside of my state and fell in love with a few of them. One in particular, has a wide variety of choices and people. I was introduced to a very nice fellow who appeared to have all the same interests, likes and dislikes as me and we became good friends. He is very religious too, and says he wants to visit me and my church back home in Missouri. The only problem is, is that he is of a different race. I dont know how my church family will react because they arent used to seeing anyone outside of our own kind. I need guidance and help and insight on what to do, I dont want to dissapoint my new friend. Please, can anyone pray for me, and help me decide what to do. Thanks for all who helps.