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    Please pray for my trip

    Please pray that I will return from Communistan.
    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004
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  • #2
    Re: Please pray for my trip

    I need a little more background information before I start praying for anyone. Plus, you're a no-good Bush critic, so I'm tempted to NOT pray for you out of spite.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for my trip

      Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
      Please pray that I will return from Communistan.
      So you are planing a trip to Vermont?

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • #4
        Re: Please pray for my trip

        Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
        Please pray that I will return from Communistan.
        OK maybe your coming here to Australia.
        (2 Peter 3:10)

        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for my trip

          Well, to paraphrase the words of John Schmitz (who my daddy voted for in 1972 against Nixon), "I don't object to your trip TO red china, just your trip BACK."
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for my trip

            how exciting where are you visiting narrowpathy
            i love going abroad and experiencing different cultures and languages and food
            this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for my trip

              Originally posted by John Smith View Post

              how exciting where are you visiting narrowpathy
              i love going abroad and experiencing different cultures and languages and food
              Do you love going abroad and ministering to the unsaved, Mr Smith?
              Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for my trip

                SMITH!
                That poof likes to go overseas to do the Satanic Sideways Samba with oily underage boys. He's a gay Mr Godwin.
                They don't do anything unless it involves anuses.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please pray for my trip

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I need a little more background information before I start praying for anyone. Plus, you're a no-good Bush critic, so I'm tempted to NOT pray for you out of spite.
                  1. Sorry no background information as it is classified.
                  2. Bush calls himself a girl from West Texas.
                  3. Spite is un-Christian
                  "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please pray for my trip

                    Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                    1. Sorry no background information as it is classified.
                    2. Bush calls himself a girl from West Texas.
                    3. Spite is un-Christian
                    1. Classified as what? Childish fantasy? Terrorist training from your communist handlers?

                    2. PRESIDENT Bush referred to himself and another person as both being from West Texas. You have twisted his words, and Jesus dosn't approve of chowderheads like you who attempt to sew discord.

                    3. Since you obviously aren't a True Christian™, why should you care?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please pray for my trip

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      1. Classified as what? Childish fantasy? Terrorist training from your communist handlers?

                      2. PRESIDENT Bush referred to himself and another person as both being from West Texas. You have twisted his words, and Jesus dosn't approve of chowderheads like you who attempt to sew discord.

                      3. Since you obviously aren't a True Christian™, why should you care?
                      1. Classified information is sensitive information to which access is restricted by law or regulation to particular classes of people. A formal security clearance is required to handle classified documents or access classified data. The clearance process requires a satisfactory background investigation. There are typically several levels of sensitivity, with differing clearance requirements. This sort of hierarchical system of secrecy is used by virtually every national government. The act of assigning the level of sensitivity to data is called data classification. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classified_information

                      2. Start a thread and explain to folks why Bush is not a methodist gilrlieman.

                      3. But I aspire to be one. That's why I regularly click Paypal.
                      "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please pray for my trip

                        Originally posted by narrowhead View Post
                        2. Start a thread and explain to folks why Bush is not a methodist gilrlieman.
                        If you ever insult our Godly president again, I'll toss you into quarantine, maggot. He may be a methodist, but he is more of a man than you'll ever be, and he was HAND PICKED by Jesus Christ himself to lead our country in the war against Islamofascisism. George W. Bush is the best president we've ever had. Period.

                        Originally posted by narrowpointy View Post
                        3. But I aspire to be one. That's why I regularly click Paypal.
                        Well you could have fooled me. Spewing hateful comments about God's favorite President is not going to put you on the fast track to Salvation, boy. Do you think you can buy your way into our church with your occasional $5 tithes?

                        It is obvious to everyone with eyes that you have not accepted Christ. Plain as the nose on your face.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please pray for my trip

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          If you ever insult our Godly president again, I'll toss you into quarantine, maggot. He may be a methodist, but he is more of a man than you'll ever be, and he was HAND PICKED by Jesus Christ himself to lead our country in the war against Islamofascisism. George W. Bush is the best president we've ever had. Period.



                          Well you could have fooled me. Spewing hateful comments about God's favorite President is not going to put you on the fast track to Salvation, boy. Do you think you can buy your way into our church with your occasional $5 tithes?

                          It is obvious to everyone with eyes that you have not accepted Christ. Plain as the nose on your face.
                          So, should I become a methodist?
                          "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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