[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

Dear Lord, please help this thing of a misguided soul named ChuckieGirl666 by dispatching IT asap from ITS wasteful and meaningless life. Perhaps Satan will have better use for IT. I hear the Devil is out of toilet paper, seems it keeps catching on fire. AMEN!

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

I don know who the hatful spitful person was who said I jus googled a pic of som random fat goth girl, an put Mister Zekels face on it.

I am praying for you sister! Those infractions really leave a red mark. But don't you feel kind of new and just sparkly all over when the Lord's done thrashing you like chaffe? Do it again Jesus, and again and agian and again!

Don't feel embarrassed - sometimes I make collages of pictures of Pator Ezekiel too. I keep them in my hope chest.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

I don know who the hatful spitful person was...

So your name is Don and you think a person with a hat full of spit is responsible for your infraction points?

You really need to own up to your misbehavior and take your punishment like a man!

[SUV]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

So your name is Don and you think a person with a hat full of spit is responsible for your infraction points?

My GOD, Sister, what a deluded Child this one is indeed to Believe such things!!!

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

Say Justina, speaking of funny-looking, your avatar reminds me of some weevil maggots I found in a batch of old pie flour the other day! What in Jesus' name are you?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

Say Justina, speaking of funny-looking, your avatar reminds me of some weevil maggots I found in a batch of old pie flour the other day! What in Jesus' name are you?

Gosh I was wondering the same thing about her avatar, Mrs Betty! What is that thing in the picture? Looks like some kind of alien vegetable pod from outer space! Scary!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

Gosh I was wondering the same thing about her avatar, Mrs Betty! What is that thing in the picture? Looks like some kind of alien vegetable pod from outer space! Scary!

These two sisters bring up a good point about your avatar.

Justina, you aren't trying to entice people into maggot alien depravity with your avatar?

[MADDOCTOR PHWNS YOU]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

GOD IS A LIE

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

GOD IS A LIE

If God is a lie then who ordered us to place you into Quarantine? Huh smarty pantys?

[SUV]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

If God is a lie then who ordered us to place you into Quarantine? Huh smarty pantys?

Brother Bobby-Joe, do you think he may have just forgotten his periods and that maybe he's actually promoting a Christian Support Group, something like "God is a 'Lovable Infallible Entity'" ?

'Cause, Lordy! All the misunderstandings I've had over my Ladies' Groups, T.W.I.T.S and S.L.U.T.S ("Timid Women in Total Submission" and "Sweet Lawd! You The Saviour!")

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

If God is a lie then who ordered us to place you into Quarantine? Huh smarty pantys?

I hear the ladies at the Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit bake wonderful benzodiazopene pies. Works wonders for sad, frustrated little homos with Tourette's.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

Brother Bobby-Joe, do you think he may have just forgotten his periods and that maybe he's actually promoting a Christian Support Group, something like "God is a 'Lovable Infallible Entity'" ?

'Cause, Lordy! All the misunderstandings I've had over my Ladies' Groups, T.W.I.T.S and S.L.U.T.S ("Timid Women in Total Submission" and "Sweet Lawd! You The Saviour!")

Oh - that explains the maddoctor's P.H.W.N.S - "Pre-pubescent Homo With Nut Shrinkage" ?

[SUV]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

Oh - that explains the maddoctor's P.H.W.N.S - "Pre-pubescent Homo With Nut Shrinkage" ?

Yes, that could be it too. Becuase you know, making a sound like that makes the lips pucker into a Kiss-shape and I thought he might, well, be after me.....

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

Oh, heavens, no, Brother Bobby Jo and Sisters Betty and Noddy. That's a photo of my two pet monkeys. I always seem to be misplacing them. Sometimes I think they deliberately hide from me because they enjoy watching me run around looking for them. When they do that, they laugh--and believe me, you've never heard anything till you've heard a monkey laugh! It's like a loud, shrill "eee eee ee eee ee eeeee"! and it's right in your ear when they sneak up behind you!

Cute little critters, and very helpful around the shanty even though they don't have to be; I do have plenty of Negro staff. They insist on doing simple things like serving my meals and shining my shoes, and sometimes they even like to watch the 700 Club with me, bless their little simian hearts!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove

If God is a lie then who ordered us to place you into Quarantine? Huh smarty pantys?

Is it possible he just misspelled "alive" ? You know how sloppy kids are these days.