[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

I'm thinking that he needs to protest something to make this all worthwhile - get the Mainstream Media involved, reporters on the scene, CNN, Christiane Amanpour, satellite trucks, maybe even a special guest appearance on Oprah, and a cameo on Letterman. There could be a book deal in this too - "Narrowpathy - My Path to Jesus".

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Miss Thyme, are you aware that there's an evolutionist on your shoulder in your avatar?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Miss Thyme, are you aware that there's an evolutionist on your shoulder in your avatar?

Oh, no, Sister JennyD; thank you for your concern, but that's just one of my two pet monkeys. That's Timmy. Or Tommy. It's difficult to tell them apart because their markings are so similar. I would never tolerate the presence of an evilutionist. They're neutered, of course (the monkeys, I mean, not the evilutionists, although that would be a splendid idea, wouldn't it? ), because they're both males and if there's anything I won't tolerate besides evilutionism, it's homerism in humans or animals. Additionally, neutering has also made them quite docile, so I can carry them around on my shoulder without fear that they'll try to rip my face off again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Well narrowhead, how's the fasting thing going? We're waiting for photos.

[Nobar King]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

They're neutered, of course, because they're both males and if there's anything I won't tolerate besides evilutionism, it's homerism in humans or animals. Additionally, neutering has also made them quite docile.

So they're a couple of homo eunuch primates, who are 'nice' to each other? Sounds like Liberace and Scott Thorson. I hope you don't let them play together too much.

[SUV]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Well narrowhead, how's the fasting thing going? We're waiting for photos.

He's been quiet for some time now, Pastor. Perhaps he dried up and blew away.

[Mormonite]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

I'm wondering about the efficacy of this product in terms of blessing your endeavor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbADp9Xh4A&feature=related

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

I'm wondering about the efficacy of this product in terms of blessing your endeavor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbAD...eature=related

Brother Popoff is a Godly man. Unfortunately, you are a Godless mormoon, so he can't help you.

Why don't you tell us about yourself in the "introductions" thread, heathen?

[Bourbon_Swiller]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

I'll buy you a bourbon.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

Well narrowhead, how's the fasting thing going? We're waiting for photos.

A family friend borrowed my camera before the New year and haven't returned it yet. So, I'll have to wait a little bit.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

A family friend borrowed my camera before the New year and haven't returned it yet. So, I'll have to wait a little bit.

Providing you have not faded away to nothing that is.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

So they're a couple of homo eunuch primates, who are 'nice' to each other? Sounds like Liberace and Scott Thorson. I hope you don't let them play together too much.

Oh, no, Brother Nobar, I certainly do not leave them on their own! When I'm not around, they are supervised by two certified veterinary assistants. Here's a pic of them (I apologize for the quality; it was taken by a babysitter cam):



I did have a talk with the guys about letting Timmy and Tommy play on the coffee table like that, and they promised it would not happen again.