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  • #16
    Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

    I'm thinking that he needs to protest something to make this all worthwhile - get the Mainstream Media involved, reporters on the scene, CNN, Christiane Amanpour, satellite trucks, maybe even a special guest appearance on Oprah, and a cameo on Letterman. There could be a book deal in this too - "Narrowpathy - My Path to Jesus".
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • #17
      Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

      Miss Thyme, are you aware that there's an evolutionist on your shoulder in your avatar?
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      • #18
        Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
        Miss Thyme, are you aware that there's an evolutionist on your shoulder in your avatar?
        Oh, no, Sister JennyD; thank you for your concern, but that's just one of my two pet monkeys. That's Timmy. Or Tommy. It's difficult to tell them apart because their markings are so similar. I would never tolerate the presence of an evilutionist. They're neutered, of course (the monkeys, I mean, not the evilutionists, although that would be a splendid idea, wouldn't it? ), because they're both males and if there's anything I won't tolerate besides evilutionism, it's homerism in humans or animals. Additionally, neutering has also made them quite docile, so I can carry them around on my shoulder without fear that they'll try to rip my face off again.
        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
        Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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        • #19
          Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

          Well narrowhead, how's the fasting thing going? We're waiting for photos.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

            Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
            They're neutered, of course, because they're both males and if there's anything I won't tolerate besides evilutionism, it's homerism in humans or animals. Additionally, neutering has also made them quite docile.
            So they're a couple of homo eunuch primates, who are 'nice' to each other? Sounds like Liberace and Scott Thorson. I hope you don't let them play together too much.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #21
              Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Well narrowhead, how's the fasting thing going? We're waiting for photos.
              He's been quiet for some time now, Pastor. Perhaps he dried up and blew away.

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              • #22
                Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

                I'm wondering about the efficacy of this product in terms of blessing your endeavor.

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                • #23
                  Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

                  Originally posted by Mormonite View Post
                  I'm wondering about the efficacy of this product in terms of blessing your endeavor.

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCbAD...eature=related
                  Brother Popoff is a Godly man. Unfortunately, you are a Godless mormoon, so he can't help you.

                  Why don't you tell us about yourself in the "introductions" thread, heathen?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

                    I'll buy you a bourbon.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Well narrowhead, how's the fasting thing going? We're waiting for photos.
                      A family friend borrowed my camera before the New year and haven't returned it yet. So, I'll have to wait a little bit.
                      "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

                        Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                        A family friend borrowed my camera before the New year and haven't returned it yet. So, I'll have to wait a little bit.
                        Providing you have not faded away to nothing that is.
                        (2 Peter 3:10)

                        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Pray for the success of my endevor

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          So they're a couple of homo eunuch primates, who are 'nice' to each other? Sounds like Liberace and Scott Thorson. I hope you don't let them play together too much.
                          Oh, no, Brother Nobar, I certainly do not leave them on their own! When I'm not around, they are supervised by two certified veterinary assistants. Here's a pic of them (I apologize for the quality; it was taken by a babysitter cam):



                          I did have a talk with the guys about letting Timmy and Tommy play on the coffee table like that, and they promised it would not happen again.
                          Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:27 PM.
                          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                          Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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