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  • ChuckieGirl666
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 63

    #46
    Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

    Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
    Kind of like Heath Ledger did, eh?
    Who's Heath Ledger? Is that even a real name??

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    • ForGodsSake
      X-Aussie Evangelist
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2008
      • 493

      #47
      Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

      For someone who claimes to be smart, your an idiot.
      (2 Peter 3:10)

      But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #48
        Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

        Maybe we should ask Prussian Blue to spend some time with him/her. Now there's a twin that would teach you a thing or two!

        Song of Solomon 4:5
        Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • ChuckieGirl666
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 63

          #49
          Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

          Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
          For someone who claimes to be smart, your an idiot.
          Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.

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          • ForGodsSake
            X-Aussie Evangelist
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2008
            • 493

            #50
            Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

            Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
            Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
            Did you say retard outlet. O i am sorry i thought you were trying to be something your not, heathen scum.
            (2 Peter 3:10)

            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #51
              Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

              Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
              Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
              So you say "Would you like fries with that" a lot?

              Satan is gunna enjoy dipping you in his special sauce. You just wait and see.



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              • Captain James T. Kirk
                Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2007
                • 155

                #52
                Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                LOL! I'm not a praying man, but if I were, I'd pray for this!
                Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                • Justina Thyme
                  Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 1718

                  #53
                  Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                  Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
                  Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
                  It would take much more than a "Certificate of Completion" from Hamburger U to make me feel stupid, Chuckie Cheeze.
                  Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                  1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                  A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                  Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                  LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                  • ChuckieGirl666
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 63

                    #54
                    Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                    Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                    LOL! I'm not a praying man, but if I were, I'd pray for this!
                    Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!

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                    • Captain James T. Kirk
                      Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 155

                      #55
                      Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                      Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
                      Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
                      LOL! I never thought of it that way! I started with a different avatar, but the fundies gave me this one and I thought it as funny so I kept it.
                      Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                      • Justina Thyme
                        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 1718

                        #56
                        Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                        Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
                        Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
                        Well, well, ChuckieSquirrel is acquainted with the facial expressions of those who are engaged in the passive role in homerish behavior. I wonder how he came by this knowledge? Porn or personal?
                        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                        Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                        • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                          Resident ex-satanist
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 488

                          #57
                          Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                          Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
                          Dude, like, why does ur avatar of Captain Kirk look like he's takin it up the ass??! LOL! That ROCKS !!
                          You'll have to explain to me why it "rocks" when people are sodomized.

                          Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                          Well, well, ChuckieSquirrel is acquainted with the facial expressions of those who are engaged in the passive role in homerish behavior. I wonder how he came by this knowledge? Porn or personal?
                          Either one doesn't bode well for his/her/its soul.
                          Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                          • lilpentecostalgirl
                            Trailer "Christian"
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 279

                            #58
                            Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                            Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
                            So when u say skinny-dipping, what u realy mean?

                            Did u actualy get naked? Or did u jus keep all ur clothes on, an hand out pictures of urself naked? Cos thats what it sound lik.

                            An here's me tinkin the Bible humpers on here were prudish an firdget! I thought wickers were all about dancin' round fires naked, smearing chicken's giblets all over there bodies, an had sick perverted orges all the time? Man, did I join the WRONG religion!

                            I only signed up ta get laid.
                            If any woman touched you she would have to burn her own body because she would be so disgusting.

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                            • lilpentecostalgirl
                              Trailer "Christian"
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 279

                              #59
                              Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                              Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
                              Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.

                              Oh man you are so blessed working in fast food! Man what did I ever do wrong?

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                              • Ali al-Rashid
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 68

                                #60
                                Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                                Are you married to these twins? Allah (swt) forbids premarital relations, fool.

                                Marry these two women, and perhaps they will agree to such a relationship.

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