[Deaner]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Yes Jesus is my friend and I have said the salvation prayer. I read from the 1611 King James Bible. Could you show me your prayer?

The Salvation Prayer it is then friend; let us bow our heads together in submissiveness and repentance to Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ...

Heavenly Father, in the name of Jesus, I present myself to you
I pray and ask Jesus to be the Lord over my life.
I believe it in my heart, so I say it with my mouth:
"Jesus has been raised from the dead."
This moment, I make him the Lord over my life.
Jesus, come into my heart.
I believe at this moment that I am saved.
I say it now: " I am reborn.
I am a Christian.
I am a child of Almighty God."

[iamsaved]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

The Salvation Prayer it is then friend; let us bow our heads together in submissiveness and repentance to Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ...

Heavenly Father, in the name of Jesus, I present myself to you
I pray and ask Jesus to be the Lord over my life.
I believe it in my heart, so I say it with my mouth:
"Jesus has been raised from the dead."
This moment, I make him the Lord over my life.
Jesus, come into my heart.
I believe at this moment that I am saved.
I say it now: " I am reborn.
I am a Christian.
I am a child of Almighty God."

I said your prayer and meant it. Thanks for sharing it.

[Seeker]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

The Salvation Prayer it is then friend; let us bow our heads together in submissiveness and repentance to Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ...

Heavenly Father, in the name of Jesus, I present myself to you
I pray and ask Jesus to be the Lord over my life.
I believe it in my heart, so I say it with my mouth:
"Jesus has been raised from the dead."
This moment, I make him the Lord over my life.
Jesus, come into my heart.
I believe at this moment that I am saved.
I say it now: " I am reborn.
I am a Christian.
I am a child of Almighty God."

Deaner, what a beautiful prayer. This is one I need to say every Sunday night before the potluck dinner.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Maybe Chuckie is actually THIS guy.

Man allegedly starts fire for movement

ST. GEORGE, Utah - A 21-year-old man was arrested Thursday morning on suspicion of illegally burning various household items in the middle of the street.

Officer Rich Triplett, with the St. George Police Department, said he got a call about a man, Cody Alan Cox, who was allegedly burning things near 2160 W. 1710 North.

"There was cardboard spread up and down the street with wet paint and in the middle of the street was a pile of household items on fire," Triplett said. "This guy was standing in front of the fire throwing chairs on the fire."

Triplett said he asked Cox what he was doing, and Cox replied he was starting a movement.

"I asked him what the movement was about, and he said for what he believes in," he said. "I asked him what he believes in, and he said Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and Toby Keith."

Triplett said Cox listed several other people but Triplett couldn't remember all of them.

"I arrested him for reckless burning," he said.

Triplett added that Cox allegedly admitted to having one glass of wine and an energy drink, but was not intoxicated. He also appeared to not be medicated.

[Sperman]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Uhhhh.... guys, it been lik 2 hole months, an ave not so much as had a sniff of the Olsen twins lunchbuckets! What up wi that? Ah been prayin to God an all that shit lik u said, an still nothin'.

When's that asshat gonna hook me up wi a hot Olsen-sandwich???

[Magikarp]

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Uhhhh.... guys, it been like 2 whole months, and I've not so much as had a sniff of the Olsen twin's lunchbuckets! What's up with that? I've been praying to God and all that poop like you said, and still nothing.

When's that asshat gonna hook me up with a hot Olsen-sandwich???

Lmao, seriously? The Olsen twins are anything but hot.

Now take Pamela Anderson for example....

[undevinelust]

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Dear Bible humping virgins,

Please pray to God for me, that he let me hav a kinky 3-some with the hot Olsen Twins!

Honestly, I doubt any of u sad Bible banger lossers hav been laid in ur entire lives. An if u hav, it was prob in the missionary position wi the lights out lik the dickless pussy wimps u all are. LMAO. Tho I hear u Priests prefer little boys!

Please also pray that I don get anymor of those nasty infaction points, as they suck ass!

my sister in sin and i are both lesbians and well we would like to have the olsen twins too. dripping in blood of course then licking every inch of them clean.

[Bobby-Joe]

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my sister in sin and i are both lesbians and well we would like to have the olsen twins too. dripping in blood of course then licking every inch of them clean.

We are quite aware of the Wicca practice of lesbian clitoris anal rape and spreading AIDs between each other with your tainted blood. There is no need to for you to disgust us with the details.

[Justina Thyme]

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Brothers and Sisters, there is a site that may help in a case like this. Please follow this link:

http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com/index.php?mainpage=p1

Scroll to the bottom and you'll see a link called "Light a Candle." If you'll click on that, you'll be taken to a page where you may light a candle for the Olsen twins, as I have. If enough of us do this, we may be able to banish this DEMON and save these girls from a fate worse than goth!

Here is the prayer I submitted:

Olsen Twins O God, please keep these young girls safe from the DEMON known as Sperman. We beseech You in the Name of Your only begotten Son, our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen. Justina Thyme 05/12/2008

[undevinelust]

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Brothers and Sisters, there is a site that may help in a case like this. Please follow this link:

http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com/index.php?mainpage=p1

Scroll to the bottom and you'll see a link called "Light a Candle." If you'll click on that, you'll be taken to a page where you may light a candle for the Olsen twins, as I have. If enough of us do this, we may be able to banish this DEMON and save these girls from a fate worse than goth!

Here is the prayer I submitted:

Olsen Twins O God, please keep these young girls safe from the DEMON known as Sperman. We beseech You in the Name of Your only begotten Son, our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen. Justina Thyme 05/12/2008

like thats going to help !!!

[eliot mayfield]

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like thats going to help !!!

Prayer can do anything! That's why we pray for you and your soul.

[louie the tranny]

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to be sane is insanity

"To the delirious eye, more lovely things of Paradise and Love-and all our own. Than young Hope in his sunniest hour hath known"-Edgar Allan Poe

[Bobby-Joe]

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to be sane is insanity

"To the delirious eye, more lovely things of Paradise and Love-and all our own. Than young Hope in his sunniest hour hath known"-Edgar Allan Poe

Are you inviting us to comment on your blog?

[Sperman]

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Pleas also pray that God take away the restrainin order the Olsen twins hav agains me. It sucks ass!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Pleas also pray that God take away the restrainin order the Olsen twins hav agains me. It sucks ass!

Chuckygirl!?! Someone please tell me that this is not the same person. I was having such a nice day....