[ForGodsSake]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

OK then, well what religion IS about having indescriminate naked orgies wi chicken innards then? Because I feel cheated!

So you like the idea of animal love huh. You satanic pig.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

OK then, well what religion IS about having indescriminate naked orgies wi chicken innards then? Because I feel cheated!

To my knowledge there isn't any - I guess you'll have to start your own. Good luck with that.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

The Olsen twins look like Skeletor's twin 99 year old anorexic daughters. They are hideously creepy; looking like two little old ladies suffering from some sort of wasting disease.

Are you into necrophilia? What am I saying? Of course you are. You're a godless goth.

[ChuckieGirl666]

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To my knowledge there isn't any.

Are u kidding?? Satanism IS naked orges wi chicken innards, that's what it all about! It been that way sinc Alistair Crowley reinvent it as naked orgy magic, because he was an ugly fat bastard lik me. He invent it so he could get laid. U realy expects me to believe u dance around a campfire naked, rubbin stale period blood into ur body, babbling nonsense for hours an hours ... and NOTHIN SEXUAL HAPPENS?? LOL. I weren't born yesterdays.

I startin to think ur not a real Satanist. U dont even know that Pagans an Wiccans ar the same thing.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

i'd expect to at least get laid!

Trust me Pal,

There is not enough weed on the face of the planet. I don't even think there's enough room to grow that much weed on the face of the planet.

I coulda been playin ma Xbox 360.

I think we've located the source of all your problems.

Also, I know this is really irrelevant, but why do you spell "my" with an "a"? It's not like it saves time and it only makes you look like an ass. Maybe if you stopped doing it then you would get laid. But then again, I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

Because I feel cheated!

I imagine not being gifted with an over abundance of brains would feel like being cheated.

[SUV]

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Perhaps someday I shall be Forgiven for clicking on this link...

I Plead Jesus it was not for the sexural content. You see, I am fascinated by ChuckieGirl's avatar and felt the need to see it once more. Okay, then - bath time!!!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Are u kidding?? Satanism IS naked orges wi chicken innards, that's what it all about! It been that way sinc Alistair Crowley reinvent it as naked orgy magic, because he was an ugly fat bastard lik me. He invent it so he could get laid. U realy expects me to believe u dance around a campfire naked, rubbin stale period blood into ur body, babbling nonsense for hours an hours ... and NOTHIN SEXUAL HAPPENS?? LOL. I weren't born yesterdays.

I startin to think ur not a real Satanist. U dont even know that Pagans an Wiccans ar the same thing.

Ugh, I missed this one....

I don't even know where to start....

Alistair Crowley reinvent it as naked orgy magic, because he was an ugly fat bastard lik me.

Right...


Versus



Now kids, what is different from these two pictures? (HINT: One's a man)

P.S. ChubbyGirl,

You spelled Aleister Crowley wrong; not that I'd expect anything more from you.

I startin to think ur not a real Satanist. U dont even know that Pagans an Wiccans ar the same thing.

And I'm starting to think that someone might be an example of why incest is a bad thing.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Are u kidding?? Satanism IS naked orges wi chicken innards, that's what it all about! It been that way sinc Alistair Crowley reinvent it as naked orgy magic, because he was an ugly fat bastard lik me. He invent it so he could get laid. U realy expects me to believe u dance around a campfire naked, rubbin stale period blood into ur body, babbling nonsense for hours an hours ... and NOTHIN SEXUAL HAPPENS?? LOL. I weren't born yesterdays.

I startin to think ur not a real Satanist. U dont even know that Pagans an Wiccans ar the same thing.

I'm not a Satanist at all, nor did I ever claim to be. And while all Wiccans are Pagan, not all Pagans are Wiccan. Wicca is a specific path within Paganism, much like Baptist is a specific path within Christianity. And neither Paganism nor Wicca are Satanic, since they do not believe that such a being as Satan exists. Satan is a character from the Christians' book. He has never been a character in any earth-centered (Pagan) beliefs. Satanism is merely the flip side of Christianity.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

*snickers* While we're on the the topic of praying for things that will never happen, someone pray for me to get into a threesome with Gackt and Voltaire (singer not philosopher, cause that would be just gross) [/tongue in cheek]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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*snickers* While we're on the the topic of praying for things that will never happen, someone pray for me to get into a threesome with Gackt and Voltaire (singer not philosopher, cause that would be just gross) [/tongue in cheek]

Well, look what the cat dragged in. Did the institution let you out on furlough? Back in to post more semi-pornographic smut on God's favorite forum?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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*snickers* While we're on the the topic of praying for things that will never happen, someone pray for me to get into a threesome with Gackt and Voltaire (singer not philosopher, cause that would be just gross) [/tongue in cheek]

I looked up the lyrics - pretty good!

But if I was going to go into a singer threesome, it would most likely be Eric Clapton and Keb Mo...I love blues.

[Miss Hikari]

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I looked up the lyrics - pretty good!

But if I was going to go into a singer threesome, it would most likely be Eric Clapton and Keb Mo...I love blues.

Yeah, I know. I heard the song, and was like "Landover! That's so Landover!"
*googles* Ooh, nice choices...
Also, *hug* What's been up with you? I haven't been on this board since last year. (school, trying to apply to other colleges/universities) Landoverites are still being bigots, you and Rachel are still trying to enlighten them, but has anything specific happened? If so please PM me. I need a good laugh.

Well, look what the cat dragged in. Did the institution let you out on furlough? Back in to post more semi-pornographic smut on God's favorite forum?

Nah, I have better things to do. I just came back cause I saw Dances with Joy posting and felt inspired. Also, SEMI-pornographic? *gasp* I'm not doing my job! It's time to call.... 4chan!! XD

[Justina Thyme]

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What a waste of time, when I coulda been playin ma Xbox 360.

This explains quite a bit. A gamer nerd masquerading as some sort of big bad gothtard.

Well, everyone has dreams...

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Please pray to God for me, that he let me hav a kinky 3-some with the hot Olsen Twins!

Kind of like Heath Ledger did, eh?

Honestly, I doubt any of u sad Bible banger lossers hav been laid in ur entire lives. An if u hav, it was prob in the missionary position wi the lights out lik the dickless pussy wimps u all are.

You seem to have mistaken us for Catholics.

LMAO

Of course you are, because you are so gosh darned funny. If I were you, I'd LMAO at my own jokes, too. ROTFLMAO!!!!

Tho I hear u Priests prefer little boys!

Bingo. You do have us confused with Catholics. We are Christians, not Catholics. Christians have neither priests nor sex with little boys.

Please also pray that I don get anymor of those nasty infaction points, as they suck ass!

...they that plow iniquity, and sow wickedness, reap the same... Job 4:8 So try some iquity for a change, instead of iniquity, and maybe you'll earn your way out of Hell.

Look this isn't a lesbian pick up forum.

Yes. Finally, Unfalsifiable hits the nail right on the head.

My gynecologist and my husband are the only ones who have the right to see me naked.

And that's two persons more than those who have both the right and the desire to see you naked.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Kind of like Heath Ledger did, eh?

Yes, and we all know what God did to him for that.