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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12698
    #16
    Re: Please Pray For Dick!

    I heard, and can't be sure if it's true, that when they rolled our beloved and tough-as-nails Vice President into the operating room he said, "Skip the anaesthesia, just go for it."
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405
        #17
        Re: Please Pray For Dick!

        I am not worried, I am sure this is just a little set back and my Dick will soon be stand TALL and PROUD! We need someone like Dick to FIRM and HARD on the Iranians and give it to them in the BOTTOM if they act up!

        Jesus will NOT take Dick form us now.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373
            #18
            Re: Please Pray For Dick!

            Simply amazing! As a scientist I am always amazed at the advances in modern medicine, that we are able to perform such wondrous things. With abilities like this, I am sure Dick will be with us for a long, long time. I only worry that perhaps some over-zealous scientists, being trained at liberal universities like Duke and Harvard are going to start transplanting ribs, hoping to create artificial women. And we know that's the only way that scientists will ever get a woman
            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Noah Sole
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2012
                • 865
                #19
                Re: Please Pray For Dick!

                I will never forgive him - my first wife left me saying she wasn't getting enough Dick.
                Genesis 7:5
                And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                John 8:32
                And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: Please Pray For Dick!

                    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                    I will never forgive him - my first wife left me saying she wasn't getting enough Dick.
                    You should have told her that all she had to do was drop to her knees and offer praise. Then she'd get all the dick she could ever want! Glory!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #21
                        Re: Please Pray For Dick!

                        I just got back from visiting with Dick. I laid hands on him and held him gently, whispering how precious he is to me.

                        I just don't know what I would do without him.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Noah Sole
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 865
                            #22
                            Re: Please Pray For Dick!

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            I just got back from visiting with Dick. I laid hands on him and held him gently, whispering how precious he is to me.

                            Oh dear, I hope you didn't make him cry..
                            Genesis 7:5
                            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                            John 8:32
                            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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