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    Pray That No One Gets Ptomaine Poisoning at Chick-fil-A

    With all the Christians eating at Chick-fil-A these days, join me is praying no one drops dead right there in the restaurant.

    Liberals might put Ptomaine in the chicken.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
    Tags: chicken, food for thought:let's eat!, persecution of christians
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    Re: Pray That No One Gets Ptomaine Poisoning at Chick-fil-A

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    With all the Christians eating at Chick-fil-A these days, join me is praying no one drops dead right there in the restaurant.

    Liberals might put Ptomaine in the chicken.
    Mayor, thanks to your insight and knowledge of the liberal human behavior, I've decided my family and I will request our Chick-Fil-A sandwiches be run through the blender first:
    They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
    Mark 16:18

    The LORD will keep us safe!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray That No One Gets Ptomaine Poisoning at Chick-fil-A

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      With all the Christians eating at Chick-fil-A these days, join me is praying no one drops dead right there in the restaurant.

      Liberals might put Ptomaine in the chicken.
      Leave to the left to corrupt wholesome food into some kind of chemical abomination that will giver strokes, heart attacks and cancer. We know Chick-fil-A because the invisible hand of the freemarket would never let Chick-fil-A poison their customer just to make a few quick bucks.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray That No One Gets Ptomaine Poisoning at Chick-fil-A

        Too bad we don't have a Godly Chick-fil-A in the Netherlands. I try to eat and buy as American as possible, but it is hard. All those people that try to force me ethnic europinistanic stuff. It is a wonder my anus is still unraped. Praise Jesus!
        II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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        • #5
          Re: Pray That No One Gets Ptomaine Poisoning at Chick-fil-A

          Amen to Brother Cathy and his god fearing words!!! My brother offered to take me to Chick-fil-A for the Chick-fil-A Apperication Day... Because a proper Christian girl would not go on an outing without a male Christian chaperone. As we sat and ate our Chicken sandwiches he told me that his heart was heavy and that he must confess to me that he only offered to chaperone me at Chick-fil-A because "he can resist burying his face into those hot white buns and then putting his mouth around that large juicy white meat... and when the sauce drips down his face, he hates to wipe away any of it's tasty goodness." I can assure everyone that Mr. Cathy is a loving and god fearing man who's resturants are filled with the love of Jesus. The Holy Spirit filled my brother while we sat and ate at Chik-fil-A... That is why he felt compelled to confess his sin of decite to me.
          Deuteronomy 22:21
          21.Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray That No One Gets Ptomaine Poisoning at Chick-fil-A

            Chic Filet did the right thing. They spoke up and told the truth.
            Have a blessed day!

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