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  • Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

    What is going on in this image...which is appearing across the nation, often spray painted onto walls in a quickie hit-and-run version, like this one is:



    Is this the Black Panther Salute?

    Is she getting ready to strike us if we don't comply?

    I am very afraid. .
    .

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    Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist



    Bras d'honneur
    in french, corte de mangas in spanish, gesto dell'ombrero in italian and so on.

    It is an obscene gesture with obvious homo implications, minimum, to the whole country and just because she 'can'
    Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
    Joshua 1:18

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    • #3
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      I have always said that taking this couple out of the jungles and putting them in the White House was a mistake because just on the most basic level, they don't understand our ways and customs.

      (Yet at the same time, in this case I think she knows exactly what she's conveying...!)

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      • #4
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        I don't want to be fisted by Michele Obama!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

          Is "fisting" going to be taught in public schools next? Will decent God-fearing Christian preachers be forced to offer it in their churches?

          Oh my word, what has this nation come to???
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

            We've been getting fisted since that Muslim tricked his way into the white house. Now he wants to use both fists on our noble upperclass.
            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

              For a while, before the final homogays in town were rooted out, a lot of us (males and females alike, just to be safe) were wearing these for protection.



              But then one of the ex-gay Male Elders had a relapse and said it was because the protectors enhanced "posterior curves," and rendered him helpless...and the Pastors ordered we take them all off again.

              Should we go back to them, at least until the First Lady is shipped out of the country? I don't trust her, and she'll be loose on the campaign trail soon.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

                Those biceps look awfully big for a woman. Has the first lady's birth certificate ever been released? I'd like to see some proof of "her" gender!
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                • #9
                  Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Is "fisting" going to be taught in public schools next? Will decent God-fearing Christian preachers be forced to offer it in their churches?

                  Oh my word, what has this nation come to???
                  Well, evolution was forced upon us and now look how our children act. So now that the queer acceptance campaign is basically all but completed, it won't surprise me when the instructions on how to lube up a fist for the procedure arrive in the mail.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Those biceps look awfully big for a woman. Has the first lady's birth certificate ever been released? I'd like to see some proof of "her" gender!
                    She is married to a queer. That's all the proof I need. If she is a woman, I'm sure she has forgotten after years of marriage to an anal sex obsessed fag enabler.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Those biceps look awfully big for a woman. Has the first lady's birth certificate ever been released? I'd like to see some proof of "her" gender!
                      Don't let a liberal hear you say that.

                      It's all fun and games when they call Ann Coulter "Mann Coulter", but if you say something like that about Michele Obama, you're a racistsexisttrannyphobe.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Don't let a liberal hear you say that.

                        It's all fun and games when they call Ann Coulter "Mann Coulter", but if you say something like that about Michele Obama, you're a racistsexisttrannyphobe.
                        That's only because of that stupid rumor Coulter knocked up Lara Ingram.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          That's only because of that stupid rumor Coulter knocked up Lara Ingram.
                          I wondered who the father was. And why Laura Ingraham was always saying that "being gay is absolutely not a choice".

                          She claimed it was because of her gay brother. Maybe not?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray the First Lady Doesn't Give Us the Fist

                            I hate being fisted by black people.

                            Every time I've been fisted, I felt like I just got royally screwed!
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