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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #76
    Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    We don't eat cats because they are pumped full of crap by the vet. But we recognize that cats are food items like seals, owls and whatnot and we could eat them if necessary. The humane society is a prime resource for people who can't afford free-range turkey.
    You don't eat cat? Bobby Joe has openly admitted on several or more occasions to eating cat, or as he calls it, 'little tiger'. And BTB has openly admitted that both she and Zeke enjoy cats baked into a pie.
    So what then, Pastor?
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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323

      #77
      Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      You don't eat cat? Bobby Joe has openly admitted on several or more occasions to eating cat, or as he calls it, 'little tiger'. And BTB has openly admitted that both she and Zeke enjoy cats baked into a pie.
      So what then, Pastor?
      I'm not sure what BJ was admitting to eat was 'cat'. Even you would probably jump the fence for Sister Thumper.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #78
        Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        I'm not sure what BJ was admitting to eat was 'cat'. Even you would probably jump the fence for Sister Thumper.
        Still not convinced? I've taken the liberty of finding those instances for you:
        From this thread:
        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=9851&highlight=eat+%27little+tige r%27#post9851

        Originally posted by Bobby Joe
        the only Chinese food I eat is "Little Tiger"

        And this thread:
        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=952&page=2

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
        Cat's are too food. Pastor Zeke LOVES Kitty Casserole with those lil crunchies on top. Crumbled potato chips on the top brown very nicely.


        So there, mister smartypants. Hypocrisy in action. On one hand you claim us Pagans slaughter cats in ritual when we don't, and yet you all slaughter them to eat. Tsk tsk.
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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #79
          Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Still not convinced? I've taken the liberty of finding those instances for you:
          From this thread:
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=9851&highlight=eat+%27little+tige r%27#post9851




          And this thread:
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=952&page=2



          So there, mister smartypants. Hypocrisy in action. On one hand you claim us Pagans slaughter cats in ritual when we don't, and yet you all slaughter them to eat. Tsk tsk.
          Oh, that's very different! They are talking about free-range cats.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #80
            Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

            So then you admit it. You do end the lives of innocent cats for food! And then accuse people like Lilith, Ixi and I of 'killing them for ritual purposes' which none of us would ever do.
            Bah!
            Apparently nothing is wrong if you people do it! <insert sarcasm>
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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #81
              Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              So then you admit it. You do end the lives of innocent cats for food! And then accuse people like Lilith, Ixi and I of 'killing them for ritual purposes' which none of us would ever do.
              Bah!
              Apparently nothing is wrong if you people do it! <insert sarcasm>
              There is a HUGE difference between using terrified animals in horrid rituals to SATAN and petting a purring ball of fluff until you slit it's throat for a casserole or some Tom and Jerry tacos.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #82
                Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                There is a HUGE difference between using terrified animals in horrid rituals to SATAN and petting a purring ball of fluff until you slit it's throat for a casserole or some Tom and Jerry tacos.
                Tom AND Jerry? You eat mice as well? Blechhhhh.
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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #83
                  Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Tom AND Jerry? You eat mice as well? Blechhhhh.
                  Don't be naive. What do you think 'buffalo wings' REALLY are?
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Ixi
                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 844

                    #84
                    Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    Don't be naive. What do you think 'buffalo wings' REALLY are?
                    Well, if your starving to death eating a mouse would be ok...
                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323

                      #85
                      Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      Well, if your starving to death eating a mouse would be ok...
                      Thank you Icky! You are starting to become a Christian after all.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Ixi
                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 844

                        #86
                        Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Thank you Icky! You are starting to become a Christian after all.
                        What does eating a mouse have anything to do with Christainity? And none of us are starving to death at the moment so its totally wrong.
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                          Scientific Advisor
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2373

                          #87
                          Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                          Spiritually, I think you have long since "starved to death"....
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                          • Enobarbus
                            Professor of English Landover University
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3496

                            #88
                            Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            What does eating a mouse have anything to do with Christainity? And none of us are starving to death at the moment so its totally wrong.
                            If you were starving to death, would eating your cat be ok?
                            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131

                              #89
                              Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              Don't be naive. What do you think 'buffalo wings' REALLY are?
                              Wow, silly me. I always thought they were chicken. old
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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #90
                                Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                Wow, silly me. I always thought they were chicken. old
                                Then don't you imagine they'd be called...'chicken wings'?
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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