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  • #91
    Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

    The fact is buffalo wings are cooked with a special sauce, 'Buffalo sauce', and named after the city the recipe originated in. Buffalo, New York.

    I would think you'd know that, my dear Pastor Al.
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    • #92
      Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      The fact is buffalo wings are cooked with a special sauce, 'Buffalo sauce', and named after the city the recipe originated in. Buffalo, New York.

      I would think you'd know that, my dear Pastor Al.
      Are you kidding? Me go to New York? Fugheddaboudit!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #93
        Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

        Ah, good, so it'll be safe for me to go there as I'm planning to sometime next year
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        • #94
          Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Ah, good, so it'll be safe for me to go there as I'm planning to sometime next year
          Yes, the Iranians are expected to light off some nukes in JOO York next year.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #95
            Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            Well, if your starving to death eating a mouse would be ok...
            ...but not particularly filling, one imagines. What about other animals? Is there anything that makes eating cats and mice inherently wronger than cows or chickens?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #96
              Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

              A CIRCLE SAVING(TM)! Ahh, I knew DIM-bulb had SOME light.

              Now, if you could just change "internalized sexism" to "demons of rebellion" and "send her healing energy" into "shower her with the golden Love of Jesus", you'd be on the right track.

              Praise Jesus, there's hope for you yet! We'll change that DIM-Bulb to a brightly burning Lamp of the Lord in no time!!

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              • #97
                Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                "The people who wrote the Bible" wrote down exactly what God dictated. The entire story is HERE.

                Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                Moderatio est Figmentum

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                • #98
                  Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...
                  Don't tell Pastor, but I myself don't Believe in everything that's caught in the Internets. For example, the sexular media on CNN often feature Britney in their "news" stories - and now they are making her out to be some sort of scarlet "woman"! Imagine!

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                  • #99
                    Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...
                    Listen boy, these internets are just another tool used by Jesus to spread His Word. We believe in and adhere to each and every word of the Holy KJV1611 Bible. We are trying our best to help you get Saved, you little fool. Better put down the comic books and pay attention!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #100
                      Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                      Originally posted by hellion View Post
                      Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...
                      If the internets are quoting the 1611 King James Version, what could be wrong? There are areas of the internets (which, as I've mentioned before, are a series of tubes) which are analagous to the tubes on a whore and must be avoided like the plague. Only God-Approved™ tubes are to be believed. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING that mentions the words "evolution", "darwin" or "cult" are to be ignored .
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                      • #101
                        Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...
                        No, of course not, silly. The Interwebs are full of nonsense like atheism, evil-ution, and feminism, which anyone with any spiritual discernment will reject as wrong. Instead, we believe everything the Lord tells us. Praise His holy name!
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • #102
                          Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                          Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
                          If the internets are quoting the 1611 King James Version, what could be wrong? There are areas of the internets (which, as I've mentioned before, are a series of tubes) which are analagous to the tubes on a whore and must be avoided like the plague. Only God-Approved™ tubes are to be believed. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING that mentions the words "evolution", "darwin" or "cult" are to be ignored .
                          Then shouldn't you have ignored Landoverbaptist.net?
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                          Moderatio est Figmentum

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                          • #103
                            please prays harder for Miss.hellion

                            Originally posted by Miss.HellfireLoins View Post
                            Then shouldn't you have ignored Landoverbaptist.net?
                            Miss.Helloin, this thread were starteds so that not only would we true Christains™ prays for you, but you would reads it wiv a humble hart an then ask lord Jesus for forgivenesses . but you do nothin but yap an argue an yap-yap-yap some more, you gots a smart-alicky attitoode that be you ---> an i not shore you can be saveds after all

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                            • #104
                              Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                              Yeah. Here's her too, Miss Petal:

                              (Well, maybe not exactly. But I like that 'Smiley' and never seem to have anywhere else to post it.)

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                              • #105
                                Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

                                Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                                Yeah. Here's her too, Miss Petal:

                                (Well, maybe not exactly. But I like that 'Smiley' and never seem to have anywhere else to post it.)
                                Islamofascists and feminazis are pretty much the same thing anyway, I'd say.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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