[Tervie]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

come now, i like fire, and as I said, I'm hardly on the top of Satan's 'To Meet' list - that's George Bush, actually.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

hey, the yellow stars on the knickers are very, very cool - green and gold, Aussie colours, get it? Get it? *cough* Well, I think it's cool.

Anyway, Satan will be driven insane before he can use me as a tortue utensil, i'd make sure of that.

Satan is using you as a torture tool, Pervie. No one who knows you would deny it.

[Petal]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

And I am terribly crushed that you don't want to hear about my 'relationship with my horse'

i bet your folks wish they had saids "nope!" when you askeds for a horsie espeshially when they hear you whinny all nite longs



there be no more horsies for you this christmas, Miss.Pervie!

[Tervie]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

neigh!!

that pic is really, really cute that poor kid...

[Student of Landover]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

That child has just been spared the sinfulness that come from women "riding" horses. Pervie, I live four towns away from you, and that foul whinnying still reaches my ears at night.

That poor girl? Why don't you show more concern for any horses unlucky enough to stray onto your path?

[Tervie]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

what's worse, men riding horses, or women riding them, that be the underlying question...

and i'm sure the Landover men *cough* pervs *cough* would enjoy a day at Pony Club, since joddies (the pants you wear riding) need to be quite tight to fnction properly.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

*giggles* oh, you all remember me, i'm so touched! to think after all this time you still recall that I'm a netball playing horse rider! Awwww.....

*waves at Rachael* Van Helsing, eh? My friends what to marry that guy. Nice to meet you

Good to meet you.... I recall the netball but not the horse-riding....although from the looks of your title it would appear they assumed a different meaning to the word 'riding' that the one which you intended!
I tell you, for xtians they sure have some filthy minds....

[Tervie]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

yeah, they do, oddly enough. Not even the lads at school manage to turn horse riding into something nasty, and their minds are suited to the task with surprsing perfection.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

Just don't get them started on talking about.....erm.....well, they seem to enjoy giving out pointers on certain bodily functions. Take a look in any of the 'toilets' threads

[Tervie]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

hmm, perhaps they're in need of some of their own advice, if they have so much thought for such matters...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

Exactly what I keep trying to tell them. It seems everyone can see this but them. Figures.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

Exactly what I keep trying to tell them. It seems everyone can see this but them. Figures.

What on earth are the pair of you witches on about? You are making no sense at all. Satan has addled your brains.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

what's worse, men riding horses, or women riding them, that be the underlying question...

and i'm sure the Landover men *cough* pervs *cough* would enjoy a day at Pony Club, since joddies (the pants you wear riding) need to be quite tight to fnction properly.

No, Pervie, no, no, no, no! We do not want to see you in tight trousers. I can guarantee this. Since you are renowned for having a face more ugly than the rear end of a horse, the only way we'd want to see you is with a taupalin thrown over you.

[Tervie]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

yay, I've upgraded to 'witch' now.

For the record, Satan would be addled by my brain, if he ever managed to get a foothold there.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Please pray for the lost soul of young Tervie (aka Pervie)

come now, i like fire, and as I said, I'm hardly on the top of Satan's 'To Meet' list - that's George Bush, actually.

Pervie don't you dare come here and suggest that the Godly GW Bush -- appointed by Jesus -- is less than a Godly man.

He is obviously doing God's work by killing the Mudslims in Iraqi -- hurrying them on the way to the Flames of Hell that those disgusting heretics so richly deserve.