[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

Do you think Kidman got replaced by a robot, or at least got some spare parts put in, during the making of that movie? I mean, that would explain why she's so hard to damage.

That wonderful children's movie The Stepford Wives brought back so many happy memories for me...a time when men were Men and women were women, and Amerika was America.

But the "actress" Glenn Close was in that movie, too. And she recently turned into a man!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

I'm pretty sure that's not Glenn Close. Isn't it Peter O'Toole?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

Is it possible Mr. O'Toole clandestinely boosted his sagging career by being Glenn Close all along?

Was he always gay?

Did he do it for "the work" ? ?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

Well, I really wouldn't like to speculate, but he did play the notorious T. E. Lawrence of Arabia, in a dress, apparently without embarrassment.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

Well, I really wouldn't like to speculate...

Oh I know. Gossip's an ugly thing. But sometimes you need to get to the bottom of things, for the Greater Good.

I'll keep prying...who knows just how long he's been pulling this stunt?? And Glenn Close is such a steamy "sex symbol," too. How many of our mens' fantasies has he defiled??