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  • #16
    Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

    Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
    She hasn't even got one of her people to take the price tag off the bottom of those new shoes.



    How unutterably VULGAR is that?


    I suspect it IS her price tag.....
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #17
      Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

      I believe that Nicole Kidman is being kept alive to suffer the ultimate torment of giving birth to a retard.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #18
        Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

        Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
        She's an ex-Scientologist, if you can ever be an ex-Scientologist. I'm not convinced.
        As almost everyone else in HELLywood, she is involved with Scientology. I had talks with her during the transition of Citizens Commission on Human Rights (Scientologists) to Christian Commission on Human Rights (True Christian™). As the hell temptress she is, she refused to join the reformed CCHR.

        During the transition, we had to purge 33 percent of the CCHR, as some of our members were purely motivated by personal hatred towards psychiatry and vaccines, and failed to accept faith healing as superior to all medicines (not just psychiatric drugs and vaccines).

        Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord
        - James 5:14

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        • #19
          Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

          In a moment of prayer this morning, I received a bit of clarity. While reading over this thread and its responses, I just realized how we've all shown our lack of faith; the title of the thread is: "Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time"

          Why not this time? Is not our God powerful enough to kill this wretched scientology wench THIS TIME? Of course, He is. I'm expecting an undetectable blood clot to put her down any day now. But this only underscores how deeply our faith is hurt by this Godless, modern culture -- no wonder our prayers only seem to be answered 50% of the time! It's because of us!

          May God help us!

          Pastor Ed

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          • #20
            Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

            Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
            But this only underscores how deeply our faith is hurt by this Godless, modern culture -- no wonder our prayers only seem to be answered 50% of the time! It's because of us!
            Well said, Pastor Ed. Modern culture leads us to expect immediate action from Our Lord, even when He has other plans. We are too impatient. This is a lesson to us to have faith in Him and His infinite wisdom.

            James 1:3 Knowing this, that the trying of your faith worketh patience.

            In this case, He did not choose to wipe her out immediately, but who are we to question His timing? Perhaps he plans something long-drawn-out for this woman? He may be letting her think she got away with it this time, all the while waiting to pounce with His punishment.

            Romans 8:25 But if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it.

            If we can only wait long enough, all our prayers are answered.

            Praise Him!

            YiC
            AW
            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • #21
              Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

              Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
              She hasn't even got one of her people to take the price tag off the bottom of those new shoes.



              How unutterably VULGAR is that?


              I noticed how easily that shoe came off of her foot and also noted that there are no fasteners (like shoe laces) to keep them on. I remarked to some female acquaintances who told me that those shoes are called "pumps". Now that brings up a whole set of sexual connotations (see below - "cylinders" and "tubes") that I won't go into (this is a family forum after all), but it does appear that Ms. Kidman wears shoes that can be quickly taken off to engage in impromptu orgies on a moments notice.

              A quick lunch-table poll of my female teaching colleagues reveals that a "pump" is apparently a high-heeled shoe that stays on the foot by gripping the toe and heel tightly. When I asked these women for more information, they started eyeing me warily and heading off to the salad bar, so I backed off.

              So, after lunch, it was off to the library to check out the origin of the term in some dictionaries. I suspected that these shoes are called "pumps" because their height pumps up the foot, or perhaps because wearing them inflates a person's appearance or confidence. But every dictionary listed the origin of the "shoe" definition of "pump," which first emerged in the 1500s, as "unknown."

              So I consulted the Word Guy's Word Guy: etymologist Evan Morris, whose website The Word Detective (www.word-detective.com) has often helped me out in a pinch.

              Morris notes that "pump," meaning "a mechanical device for raising water," emerged in the 1400s, apparently as an imitation of the sound a pump makes. Morris concedes that the origin of the term "pump" for a shoe is uncertain but proposes a persuasive explanation:

              The key element of a mechanical pump is a piston or plunger that fits very tightly into a cylinder or tube. When the piston is raised, it draws the liquid up through the tube, and a valve closes to prevent the uplifted water from draining out.

              During the 1500s, someone must have noticed a resemblance between the piston's snug fit in the cylinder and the snug fit of a foot in a close-fitting shoe. So this type of shoe became known as a "pump." (Reinforcing this origin is the fact that the pistons in pumps were sometimes called "pump shoes," presumably because, like shoes on a person walking, they rise and fall rhythmically.)

              That's good enough for me. In language, as well as footwear, if the pump fits, wear it.

              Using ‘Pump’ To Mean ‘Shoe’ Dates Back To 1500s
              http://articles.courant.com/2013-04-14/features/hc-word-watch-0414-20130414_1_shoe-origin-pump
              Q: How did the high-heeled shoe for ladies become known as a “pump”? – Melanie via email A:. Asking me about a type of women’s shoe is like asking a Muscovite about surfboar…
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              • #22
                Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                But every dictionary listed the origin of the "shoe" definition of "pump," which first emerged in the 1500s, as "unknown."
                I read somewhere that these shoes were originally bought for women by men who sent them out to work on the streets in them, and the word is a corruption of the word pimp.
                2 Timothy 3:16

                All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                • #23
                  Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                  Maybe we have not tithed enough? Maybe God(TM)s in essence.saying, Sure I'll publicly slay this Abominable Ginger Creature for you, but what's in it for me?

                  If we want God(TM) to take us seriously, we have to take TITHING seriously (might be the message).

                  I'm going to double my tithing this week. Surely that will do it.

                  WHO WILL STAND WITH ME?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                    One thing for sure, any woman who can afford pumps is not tithing enough for Jesus.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #25
                      Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                      Maybe we have not tithed enough? Maybe God™s in essence.saying, Sure I'll publicly slay this Abominable Ginger Creature for you, but what's in it for me?

                      If we want God™ to take us seriously, we have to take TITHING seriously (might be the message).

                      I'm going to double my tithing this week. Surely that will do it.

                      WHO WILL STAND WITH ME?
                      I think all of you should! Oh, Praise JESUS!!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                        Give to God, do not joo Jesus!
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                          At least she escaped that crazy Scientology cult and got away from her gay ex husband but now her married to a drunken, druggie long haired hippie

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                          • #28
                            Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                            It is a shame she strayed from JESUS in the years since she did that wonderful "How To" film, The Stepford Wives. I am sure many Landover men got some great ideas there.

                            Hey, um - all the chicks here are REAL, aren't they? I mean, I get all freaked thinking about asking out a robot.

                            Keeping Nicole's future injury in prayers, I remain,

                            Your humble servant of GOD,
                            Brother Larry

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                            • #29
                              Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                              Do you think Kidman got replaced by a robot, or at least got some spare parts put in, during the making of that movie? I mean, that would explain why she's so hard to damage.
                              2 Timothy 3:16

                              All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                              • #30
                                Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

                                Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
                                Do you think Kidman got replaced by a robot, or at least got some spare parts put in, during the making of that movie? I mean, that would explain why she's so hard to damage.


                                I think you're onto something here. One would think that you could program her to make a decent movie if this were true. I don't know, though - I think everyone would agree that Australianians are weasels, since their British pansy influence runs deep.

                                Darn brits have to ruin everything.

                                USA USA USA

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